Borrowed for boredom

[mirthness]

 
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Aly
2. Al
3. Mistress of Mirth

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Mirthness
2. lovecroft
3. aly@BEA

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Height (I have made my piece with being short)
2. My wicked cute tiny feet (I get the best shoes)
3. My spectacular boobs which make every outfit perfect

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Clumsiness
2. Light sleeper
3. Disastrous hair (only sometimes though)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scotch
2. Swedish
3. English

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. My own government
2. Small enclosed places with little to no air movement
3. Inability to breath sometimes (asthma sucks)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Beer
2. Stairmaster
3. Beer

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. Sandals (cause its swanky weather)
3. Sunglasses

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Laughter
2. Trust
3. Adventure

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I secretly wish I had a penis
2. I have a tough time with staying in touch
3. I get anxiety over the accumulation of clutter

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. I am a sucker for a nice smile
2. Inviting eyes
3. Hands

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Kayaking, canoeing, sailing (any boat related fun)
2. Strategy board games
3. Hiking/camping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Kayak down the Charles River
2. Take a nap in the sun
3. Go for another long road trip (I miss Ottawa already)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Massage therapist
2. Crazy inventor scientist (or maybe mad scientist)
3. Defender of Catan (a bit cheeky, but it works)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Hawaii
2. Sweden
3. Japan

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Brock (watch the Venture Brothers. With a name like this, you will kick butt)
2. Q (he invented the coolest toys for 007-may not work as a name though)
3. That’s all I’ve got.  I just wish people would put some thought into how their child may be teased at school before choosing a name.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Sky dive
2. Learn another language
3. Travel more

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I love chocolate
2. I put effort into my appearance (albeit minimal)
3. I love cuddles

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I detest drama and mind games
2. Most of my friends are guys
3. I dislike shopping

I’ll add one to the mix…

THREE FAVORITE FORTUNE COOKIES:

1. Life is not a struggle, it’s a wiggle
2. Whatever you do, do with all your heart.
3. One extends one’s limits only by exceeding them.