Question Drabble - O RLY?
Title: O RLY?
Author: psyco_chick32
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU Comedic Romance
Word Count: 300 words
Universe: “Kismet”, a “Bitter”-universe offshoot
Summary: Sango regrets asking for help
“Okay, so what do you really want from Miroku?” The first step to getting these two together was to deal with Sango’s issues.
“Well-”
“Oh my God, you’re blushing!” She’d been doing that a lot really. It’s so freaking adorable!
“I am not!” She did that denial thing a lot, too.
“You so are. I fought evil giant birds in a ninja suit paler than your cheeks. What kind of dirty thoughts are in your brain?” I grinned. “And here I thought you didn’t like him. I knew I should have followed you on your date!”
“It wasn’t a date! And what, you didn’t?”
I pouted. “No, Sesshoumaru made me go hunt a demon.”
“You should have called me!”
“You were on a date!” I stopped her before she could argue again. “Anyway, you said you wanted my help. With what? Getting him? Cuz that’s the only help you’re getting from me...”
“Get your own man!”
Ouch! Low blow! “I wish. Listen, I was forced to break Tommy’s heart, so I will live vicariously through you and you will live happily with Miroku so help me God.”
Getting ready for bed, Sango looked at me in the mirror and rolled her eyes. As if I wasn’t serious. “Well, I was going to ask for your help in making him ease up.”
“Sango, he’s your soul mate. It’s so romantic!”
“It’s creepy!”
“It is not! You’re so special that some higher power went out of their way to make a person who will love you forever.” She glowered. “C’mon, smile! You have a destiny!”
“Can’t I have a car instead?”
Of course she’d want a car rather than a sexy, devoted man. She’s so... practical. As if she thinks she can fight fate, Miroku, and me.
Really, she should know better.
Author: psyco_chick32
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU Comedic Romance
Word Count: 300 words
Universe: “Kismet”, a “Bitter”-universe offshoot
Summary: Sango regrets asking for help
“Okay, so what do you really want from Miroku?” The first step to getting these two together was to deal with Sango’s issues.
“Well-”
“Oh my God, you’re blushing!” She’d been doing that a lot really. It’s so freaking adorable!
“I am not!” She did that denial thing a lot, too.
“You so are. I fought evil giant birds in a ninja suit paler than your cheeks. What kind of dirty thoughts are in your brain?” I grinned. “And here I thought you didn’t like him. I knew I should have followed you on your date!”
“It wasn’t a date! And what, you didn’t?”
I pouted. “No, Sesshoumaru made me go hunt a demon.”
“You should have called me!”
“You were on a date!” I stopped her before she could argue again. “Anyway, you said you wanted my help. With what? Getting him? Cuz that’s the only help you’re getting from me...”
“Get your own man!”
Ouch! Low blow! “I wish. Listen, I was forced to break Tommy’s heart, so I will live vicariously through you and you will live happily with Miroku so help me God.”
Getting ready for bed, Sango looked at me in the mirror and rolled her eyes. As if I wasn’t serious. “Well, I was going to ask for your help in making him ease up.”
“Sango, he’s your soul mate. It’s so romantic!”
“It’s creepy!”
“It is not! You’re so special that some higher power went out of their way to make a person who will love you forever.” She glowered. “C’mon, smile! You have a destiny!”
“Can’t I have a car instead?”
Of course she’d want a car rather than a sexy, devoted man. She’s so... practical. As if she thinks she can fight fate, Miroku, and me.
Really, she should know better.