Arresting!
Originally published at The Thoughts of Chairman P. You can comment here or there.
A mate was filling up the car when the cut-off failed and petrol squirted out all over his arm. Garage apologised etc and he left. The daft bugger has then gone and lit a fag in the car! Luckily there was a police car right behind him. They’ve pulled him out, put out the flames… and then they arrested him! Apparently unlicensed firearms are illegal!