Buggering Fuck!
God! I was just reading a story on ff.n and I opened another tab to check out the Australian Discworld Convention when I heard this odd voice from my computer say, "HELLO!"..."HELLO!" It scared the crap out of me because I didn't have a CLUE what it was! It turned out to be one of those ads for the "Free Smileys". That REALLY freaked me out!