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[eidedick]

[ Mirror Alex is in the kitchen spinning the illest cherry pie you ever wished you'd been a good enough person to see. Your tongue would want to have sex with this pie if your tongue was conscious and had functioning sexual organs. This pie is the biz.

Or it will be, when it's finished. But even the cooking process is hella hardcore. Only a pussy

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[detectiveace]

[ Happy fun investigation time has led Naoto to experience the most horrifying narration in the history of man. However, since I don't feel like breaking the 4th wall today, she won't comment on much fun the Kittenwocky had eating you. ]

...You're the other Alex.

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[ Oh, but Alex would be so proud! We hear it was a wonderful show!

Additionally: whoa, someone from realside who knows him, what. He turns to see, with a curious expression and BLOOD cherry guts all over his hands. He's so busy recognising the face that he doesn't think to consider the voice - there are so many voices he's heard in his life, man, he can't sort through them all in a single tag.

He beams! She totally remembers him. He's totally the most popular kid in the playground. ]

The one and only. ...You know, uh, kinda. Sort of.

[ There's only so long he can go with cherry juice on his fingers without nibbling some off, and that deadline has passed. Mmm, cherry juice. He considers making an 'out, damned spot' joke, but decides it isn't up to his usual hilarious standards. ]

You're that writing-on-the-mirrors dude from that one time. Hey, how's it going? I'm making pie.

[detectiveace]

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Alex is flawless.

He's got two pairs of crocodile boots and a silver unicorn. I hear his glasses are insured for $10,000. I hear he does Marble Hornets commercials... In Japan. His favorite movie is Twilight. One time, he met Mel Gibson on a plane and wasn't yelled at. One time, he punched me in the face... It was awesome. ]

I was hoping to uncover more about the Jabberwocky through investigation of this side. [ Not mentioning anything about her being forced to the Mirrorside. ]

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[ You forgot to mention that he's Team Edward. Gotta have a little sparkle in your life.

Oh. Jabberwocky. That thing. Again. His beaming fades considerably, and he lets out a long-suffering sigh. ]

Yeah, that's everyone's favourite topic at the moment. [ Least enthusiastic EVER: ] Jabberwock yaaay. [ Tiny sarcastic airpunch. But maybe this conversation can be salvaged with a more interested: ]

So you like monsters, huh?

[detectiveace]

[ I'm Team Switzerland. Neutral, baby.

But in this topic, neutrality is key. The whole "do not talk about the Jabberwock" is pretty obvious at this point, so, hey, she won't. Instead, she'll go with the flow for now. ]

I don't necessarily like monsters; however, I do have experience fighting them.

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[ It's a positive experience, moving away from the Jabberwock topic. Why, one of Alex's favourite pastimes is not talking about things that have eaten him. He can have hours of fun not even going near the subject! ]

Oh, cool, really?

[ He brightens up again, imagining like... an epic superhero kind of thing or something. Of epicness. ]

Like, Godzilla kinda monsters or what?

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[ She has to actually think about that one. Hold on. Crazy-ass Persona inside-the-TV World logic goin' on right now. ]

Possibly. [ Vague. Die Antwort ist vage. Morgen habe ich eine deutsche Prüfung, aber ich lerne nicht. Ich bin faul. ]

It depends on what was on TV. [ And who was pushed in. But she leaves that bit out. Dude, there were, like, Gundam boss fights. I'm actually surprised there was no Godzilla. ]