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[ Mirror Alex is in the kitchen spinning the illest cherry pie you ever wished you'd been a good enough person to see. Your tongue would want to have sex with this pie if your tongue was conscious and had functioning sexual organs. This pie is the biz.
Or it will be, when it's finished. But even the cooking process is hella hardcore. Only a pussy ( Read more... )
Or it will be, when it's finished. But even the cooking process is hella hardcore. Only a pussy ( Read more... )
[ M!Philip enters the kitchen, arms opened wide. With him comes a distinctive smell of... *cough* alternative medicine. ]
Oh. Ohh, that smells awesome. You didn't even put it in the oven yet or anything and wow. Way to go!
[ He looks up. ]
I bet somebody regrets not leaving the head when it was his turn now~
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The regular Philip and Alex's conversations have never been adjacent to a mirror, so the strange kinda guy's face doesn't ring a bell. ]
Hey, thanks. [ A grin. But then he looks... uncertain. Glances up, following Philip's gaze, though it's a gesture rather than because he expects to see anyone. ]
Who, uh...
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[ He turns around, because clearly that's the same direction as up there. But... but... nothing!
He looks back at Alex, confused. ]
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Okay, now he's just laughing quietly at you. ]
Right behind you, buddy! Quick, before it gets away!
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[ M!Phil joins in on the laughter. Offended by a joke on his expense? Pffffff, nah. ]
Sorry, you- you meant that, right? [ He taps his forehead with his finger. ]
It's a bit complicated, lots of not-quite-science supernatural stuff, but uh, basically I've got an alien thing in my head, he's called Clarence annnnd... uh, no, that's... that's it, really.
And see, we can't both have my body at the same time, that'd be a complete mess, so we take turns, only somebody is a little alien chicken and wouldn't come out since that Jabberwock's been on the loose.
So yeah, I don't mind, obviously, it's been my body for ages anyway, uh, I guess, at least, but... you know, no body, no pie, right?
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Hey man, I have a friend whose regular is totally kinda like that. Except with just a guy instead of an alien, I guess. So that's totally cool if you have, like, a mental Odd Couple thing going on. You wanna help make pie?
[ Yeah, he thinks Philip is mad. But he has no problem with that. He's not worried for his own sanity, and he doesn't pity them particularly, so the insane have little reason to intimidate him. ]
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Nah, I'm good.
[ Here is where we pretend that there is a bench, a bench-like object or a table for Philip to be a bum on somewhere around here. He lies down on his back and lights a cigarette... the regular kind. ]
Help you eat it later though.
[ He takes a few drags, watching the ceiling with great interest. ]
So what's your Regulars... uh, Regular like?
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