[Some point after his adventures in jewelery theft, Kurt's mirror is wandering around looking for something to be doing. He's pretty sure he saw a red blur somewhere but he's not sure if that means anything or not, but he figures looking around might be the best thing to do at this point. Besides, he doesn't wanna just sit and do nothing. That's stupid and cowardly and he wants to be able to say he did something to help overthrow the Queen besides attend some stupid meeting.
His Real Side dad probably would have been proud.
Much like when he went after the Jabberwocky the second time, he has a hunting rifle strapped to his back. Since he's got his flannel, tech vest, and trademark worn-out hat looks a little like he's about to go shoot a deer or something. But he doesn't care - he's pretty sure it suits him.
Anyway, he looks up and notices Dean - quite possibly one of the most badass manly dudes he's ever seen. Way more manly than that suit-wearing nerd version. He stares at him for a second, and then not-so-smoothly tries to cover it up by looking elsewhere, as if it wasn't terribly awkward somehow.]
Whatever it is, it's making his neck prickle, and leaving an itch like that unscratched just isn't the Winchester way. Dean turns slowly to narrow his eyes at...
...Kurt.
Or. Not-Kurt. This must be the mirror-Kurt. There's no way that the real Kurt would wear a Marty McFly vest and a trucker hat. He looks like he stepped right out of the Discovery Channel's Hillbilly Handfishing show.]
[Eep! He's been spotted! He plays it cool though, and gives a nod.]
Hey! Not a whole helluva lot.
[WOW, that sounds nothing like Kurt at all. Vocabulary aside, he's forced his voice to be a little lower and gruffer than the real Kurt's - more masculine. He jams his hands in his pockets and rocks back on his heels a bit.]
Y'know, just tryin' to overthrow the Queen and stuff. But y'look like y'prolly know all 'bout that already.
[And he looks completely offended that Dean would assume that he didn't know how to use a gun. Ironically, it makes him look a little more like the real Kurt playing dress-up, since the real Kurt tends to be pretty easily offended.]
Just 'cause that other me's prolly never held a gun in his life doesn't mean I suck at it. I came pretty damn close t'killin' the Jabberwocky with this thing.
[Okay, maybe he's exaggerating a little, but at least he was there in that fight! And he was totally shooting his gun at the Jabberwocky, so there!]
Yeah, yeah. I've got it and I'm all kinds've ready t'use it, so I'm good.
[Oh my god though, he even has an eyepatch. How badass is this guy? He peers at the eyepatch for a second like it's going to actually answer.]
Is that how y'lost yours?
[It's a valid question! Besides, he's pretty curious, since he's pretty sure the other Dean had both eyes, and it sounds like it probably has an awesome adventure attached to it.]
[WOAH that was not at all what he was expecting to hear. Up until then he'd been wondering if he'd had a run-in with some pirates, or if he lost it in a knife fight or something.]
...Oh.
[He feels a little childish now for assuming it was something cooler-sounding. This calls for a quick glance at the ground.]
Sorry, man. ...That's pretty rough.
[And he looks back up and gives a quick, manly nod, because that is how real men give their condolences.]
[Dean shrugs it off. It was pretty bad at the time, all things considered, but it was also a while ago. Remembering what it was like to have two eyes is hard, but he knows he misses it.]
Occupational hazard, I guess.
[Because it's not like he was actually goading his torturer on, why would you think that?]
That and this-
[He holds up his left hand - Pinky finger? What pinky finger? - and then lowers it.]
-couple souvenirs from the thing. You get used to it.
[He's not sure how he managed to miss that Dean lost a finger, but his eyes are drawn right to it, or more accurately where it would be if there was still a finger there. Honestly, it freaks him out, but he tries to be cool about it (and tries not to think about what losing his own finger and/or eye would be like).]
Still sucks though. ...But I gotta say, it's pretty badass-lookin'.
[It really is. He's not really sure he'd ever be capable of being that badass. Dean-levels of badass are something to admire and aspire to though, not be jealous of. Even hearing that he lost body parts from being tortured, he still can't help thinking Dean is possibly the coolest dude he's ever seen.]
'Sides, y'can prolly pick up tons've girls with that. Chicks love an action hero, y'know? Tell 'em all 'bout your eyepatch and they'll prolly swoon.
[Because Kurt's Mirror knows tons about girls. Because he's definitely not gay. Nope. Never.]
His Real Side dad probably would have been proud.
Much like when he went after the Jabberwocky the second time, he has a hunting rifle strapped to his back. Since he's got his flannel, tech vest, and trademark worn-out hat looks a little like he's about to go shoot a deer or something. But he doesn't care - he's pretty sure it suits him.
Anyway, he looks up and notices Dean - quite possibly one of the most badass manly dudes he's ever seen. Way more manly than that suit-wearing nerd version. He stares at him for a second, and then not-so-smoothly tries to cover it up by looking elsewhere, as if it wasn't terribly awkward somehow.]
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Or staring at him.
Whatever it is, it's making his neck prickle, and leaving an itch like that unscratched just isn't the Winchester way. Dean turns slowly to narrow his eyes at...
...Kurt.
Or. Not-Kurt. This must be the mirror-Kurt. There's no way that the real Kurt would wear a Marty McFly vest and a trucker hat. He looks like he stepped right out of the Discovery Channel's Hillbilly Handfishing show.]
'Sup, dude.
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Hey! Not a whole helluva lot.
[WOW, that sounds nothing like Kurt at all. Vocabulary aside, he's forced his voice to be a little lower and gruffer than the real Kurt's - more masculine. He jams his hands in his pockets and rocks back on his heels a bit.]
Y'know, just tryin' to overthrow the Queen and stuff. But y'look like y'prolly know all 'bout that already.
[You know, since he's here and stuff.]
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Yeeeeeeeeeah.
[He adjusts the duffel bag on his shoulder and nods to "Kurt's" rifle.]
You know how to use that?
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[And he looks completely offended that Dean would assume that he didn't know how to use a gun. Ironically, it makes him look a little more like the real Kurt playing dress-up, since the real Kurt tends to be pretty easily offended.]
Just 'cause that other me's prolly never held a gun in his life doesn't mean I suck at it. I came pretty damn close t'killin' the Jabberwocky with this thing.
[Okay, maybe he's exaggerating a little, but at least he was there in that fight! And he was totally shooting his gun at the Jabberwocky, so there!]
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[Dean chuckles, because it's funny. Mirror!Kurt is just as indignant as Regular!Kurt would be.]
Don't get your panties in a bunch, dude, I was just askin'. If you've got it, you better be ready to use it. S'all I'm sayin'.
[He taps his eyepatch.]
You don't wanna shoot your eye out. Not having depth perception sucks.
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Yeah, yeah. I've got it and I'm all kinds've ready t'use it, so I'm good.
[Oh my god though, he even has an eyepatch. How badass is this guy? He peers at the eyepatch for a second like it's going to actually answer.]
Is that how y'lost yours?
[It's a valid question! Besides, he's pretty curious, since he's pretty sure the other Dean had both eyes, and it sounds like it probably has an awesome adventure attached to it.]
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[Mirror Kurt is a cocky little guy, isn't he? He'll get himself hurt if he's not careful.]
Got tortured. Somebody dug it out and ate it.
[You wanted the cool adventure story, right? Here it is, in all its glory. Oh, wait- It's not really that cool, is it?]
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...Oh.
[He feels a little childish now for assuming it was something cooler-sounding. This calls for a quick glance at the ground.]
Sorry, man. ...That's pretty rough.
[And he looks back up and gives a quick, manly nod, because that is how real men give their condolences.]
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Occupational hazard, I guess.
[Because it's not like he was actually goading his torturer on, why would you think that?]
That and this-
[He holds up his left hand - Pinky finger? What pinky finger? - and then lowers it.]
-couple souvenirs from the thing. You get used to it.
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Still sucks though. ...But I gotta say, it's pretty badass-lookin'.
[It really is. He's not really sure he'd ever be capable of being that badass. Dean-levels of badass are something to admire and aspire to though, not be jealous of. Even hearing that he lost body parts from being tortured, he still can't help thinking Dean is possibly the coolest dude he's ever seen.]
'Sides, y'can prolly pick up tons've girls with that. Chicks love an action hero, y'know? Tell 'em all 'bout your eyepatch and they'll prolly swoon.
[Because Kurt's Mirror knows tons about girls. Because he's definitely not gay. Nope. Never.]
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[Ahahaha not like he dated an angel wearing a dude's body for a while, or anything. Not at all.]
But I ain't worried. We got more important things goin' on around here - even though an event with strippers sure would be nice.
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