something tells me you know how to save me

Sep 11, 2011 15:07

what a motherfucking joke ( Read more... )

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 21:07:53 UTC
let2 ju2t 2k1p all the r1d1culou2 euphem12m2 and ju2t k1ll the 2h1t out of the2e a22hole2
part1cularly mutant fuck6looded a22hole2

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desusassin September 11 2011, 21:14:03 UTC
are you trying to tell me what i should motherfucking do.
OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO SUBJUGGULATE ALL THESE LOW BLOOD ASSHOLES.
but we start with the piss poor excuse of me on the other side.
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO HELPS US GRAB THOSE UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
and pull them to the other side.
BUT DON'T YOU DARE TELL THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD WHAT TO DO.
or i'll have you assassinated by the desusassins.

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 22:54:22 UTC
wow
ok
6ack1ng out of any potent1al power 2truggle2 youre 2ee1ng here
you are the man
you are the 6o22
you are the h1gh6lood and 1 an2wer to you
no need to get the de2u

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desusassin September 11 2011, 23:21:50 UTC
THE DESU WILL BE BROUGHT HOWEVER.
the mutantblood is mine to finish.
MINE TO MAKE MY SPECIAL STARDUST OUT OF.
bodily harm to him i don't care.
BUT HIS NECK IS MINE TO SNAP.
do you motherfucking understand that?

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 23:34:07 UTC
[ what
no
fuck you
karkat (both of them) are hers
but...
terezi is not a fan of dying today. lying is the best policy. ]

got 1t
clear a2 a cr12p 2pr1ng morn1ng

[ right, zach? ]

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desusassin September 11 2011, 23:37:12 UTC
GOOD.
because if it wasn't clear.
I'D MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU.

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 23:43:10 UTC
1d be a pretty 2h1tty example
1F 1d go aga1n2t your d1rect order2
wh1ch 1 wont
ju2t for future reference

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desusassin September 11 2011, 23:50:09 UTC
its an example that dumpasses should simply nod and try a little harder to comprehend things.

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bleeds_red September 11 2011, 21:23:33 UTC
hey terezi.
hey.

how's your arm?

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 22:47:29 UTC
FUCVK YOIOU YOU FUCKINGFX DONT ARCT SO GODDAMBN SMUGSGS YOU HADS NIOTHING TO DO WITHTTRD ITR FUCK YOUU FUCK UOY FICKYOU FUCK YIYUO FIUCKUOFUC KYOU FDUDXCK YOU FUCK YOUY FUCK YIU

[ i totally just typed that with one hand. hell yeah. ]

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bleeds_red September 11 2011, 22:56:41 UTC
[I love you.]

you underestimated him, didn't you?

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 23:01:13 UTC
WOW KLEYST LETS MEASURE THE FUCKUIKMHGG LIKELYHOOD OG ME ANSWERTYRING YUOUR GODDAMBNF STUOPIDASS QURSESTIONS
HERES A FUDCKING HINT
NO SHUT UP
SJJUST SHUT THE FDUCK UP

[ not even using a typing quirk here. she is THIS MAD. ]

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bleeds_red September 11 2011, 23:07:07 UTC
did you lose your backspace?

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st4tusquo September 11 2011, 23:40:52 UTC
NO
AARE YOU FUCKING TESTING ME'
IS THATA WHATES YOURESDOING HERE'
DO UOU THINK YOUYER BEING CKEVER

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bleeds_red September 11 2011, 23:42:45 UTC
i just think it would suck to lose your arm, and your eye, and your backspace button on top of it.

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