-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway --

[sugarhighkind]

DAVE IS GONE
DAVE
IS
GONE
!!!!!!!!

MY LIFE IS OVER

Comments

lmfao Backdated to the day Dave comes back. >>;

[knightinreverse]

[Wow, okay, and this is what happens when he leaves for a week. Good to know for the future.]

john
im back now

:D

[sugarhighkind]

DAVEY?
DAVEY DAVEY DAVEY?
OH
EM
GEE
OMG

[knightinreverse]

davey? seriously?
ok then
yeah oh my god im back
were there any casualties while i was gone?

[sugarhighkind]

UHHHH FUCK IF I KNOW

[Hide yo kids and hide yo wife, he's climbin' in yo window, Davey.]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEY!

[knightinreverse]

[Oh Jesus tittyfucking H Christmas. While not exactly pleased, he does open the window for him.]

John, seriously, use the fucking door like a normal person.

[sugarhighkind]

THIS WAS FASTER.

[He could've locked the door! Hahahahaha, okay climbing in now. And flop down on the floor in front of him.]

HIIIIIII, DAVEY.

[knightinreverse]

[John flops like a fish.]

Yeah, hi, John. What's up?

[sugarhighkind]

ME. NOW THAT YOU ARE BACK.

[He creeps closer and wraps his entire body around Dave's ankles.]

I DECIDED SOMETHING WHILE YOU WERE GONE.

[knightinreverse]

That doesn't sound awkward at all.

[He quirks an eyebrow at the boy clinging to his ankles. John is a snake, now.]

What did you decide?

[sugarhighkind]

I HAVE DECIDED I WILL MONOGAMOUS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

[knightinreverse]

[Dave kind of...stares at him for a moment, like he didn't comprehend what John just said.]

...What exactly are you implying here?

[sugarhighkind]

I WON'T BE SEXY AT ANYONE ELSE. OR WELL, I'LL TRY. IT IS HARD TO TURN OFF THE SEXY.

[knightinreverse]

Yeah, I'm sure it is.

[Still.]

I appreciate it, I guess.

[Dave hesitantly pats John's head.]

[sugarhighkind]

BOYFRIEEEEEEEENDS.

[He squeezes Dave's legs like a cobra.]

[knightinreverse]

Off the ankles, John, or I might trip and crack my skull open. I don't think we want that, do we?

[Sob.]

[sugarhighkind]

[And so he rolls away and scrambles to his feet.]

SO. NOW WHAT DO WE DO? DO YOU WANT CAKE? CAKE IS GOOD. I LIKE IT. UM.

[He's actually nervous. Huh.]