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[sugarhighkind]

[Someone on the mirror side is gently, delicately weeping into his pillow.

Lolol. No. He's obnoxiously sobbing and shoveling cake into his mouth. Between mouthfuls a few words might make their way out:]

THEY ARE THE WORST KINDS OF PEOPLE!

I WANT THEM TO EXPLODE!

DAVE, YOU WERE MY FOREVER BOY!

[Yes. Jade and Dave have gotten cuddly. John is

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[deadshuffle]

[ The minute Jade walks into the room, she wonders if it's too late to leave and not get noticed. But, his scream of forever boys and sobbing makes her stay.

...He is her brother.]

What's wrong?

[action forever]

[sugarhighkind]

[In what is sure to be an action that surprises no one, John throws a piece of cake in Jade's direction and huddles further under the covers.]

WHOREBEAST.

[deadshuffle]

Is that even a real thing?

[ Oh great he is one of his moods..]

[sugarhighkind]

IT IS A BEAST THAT STEALS BOYFRIENDS AND LETS THEM SIT IN YOUR LAP LIKE A HUSSIE.

[deadshuffle]

[ Wow what??
She really has no idea what he is talking about. ]

Can you explain more clearly?

[sugarhighkind]

YOU AND DAVE ARE SECRET LOVERS AND IT IS TEARING OUT MY HEAR AND STEPPING ON IT REPEATEDLY.

SKANK.

[deadshuffle]

[....What. ]

We are not secret lovers. You can stop calling me names now.

[sugarhighkind]

WHY ARE YOU CUDDLING WITH HIM CONSTANTLY, THEN?

IS IT JUST TO TAUNT ME.

YOU KNOW MY WOE IS ME, JADE. ALL THE WOE IS ME.

[deadshuffle]

Because that is just the way we are. There are no romantic feelings.

[ She crosses her arms. ]

If you liked him you would stop hitting on everyone else anyway.

[sugarhighkind]

I LIKE LOTS OF PEOPLE. FUCK.

[deadshuffle]

So you can like different people, yet you got mad when you thought Dave liked me?

That isn't fair to him and you know it.

[sugarhighkind]

DAVE IS MY FOREVER BOY.

[Cake munch.]

BUT NOT IF HE'S STRAIGHT.

[deadshuffle]

[ Straight?

Ooookay, awkward. Whatever. ]

The only advice I am going to give you is this. If you want him to pay attention to you in that way, stop throwing yourself at every boy that passes by you.

[sugarhighkind]

BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME THEN I WASTED ALL THIS TIME AND NOBODY ELSE LIKES ME EITHER!

[deadshuffle]

Then you go back to throwing yourself at everyone like before. Simple.

[sugarhighkind]

I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THE PAAAAAAIN, THOUGH.