001 [Action + Video] What have I done

[fiercefeathers]

[So you all remember Xanxus, right? The stoic, ragey, violent badass that just popped in and hung up on half the people he talked to? Well this bitch looks a lot like him, identical as far as facial features and body structure go, except where you saw a man that could've just walked out of an Armani shop and capped the first person he ran into,

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[alwaysoptimist]

Oh hi, are you new? I think I saw your other person show up a fwe days ago, and he wasn't very nice. Oh my god, I love your outfit!

Hi, I'm Susan!

[fiercefeathers]

Guuurl, do not even talk to me about that ho. [There's a hair flip that occurs here.] Bitch is tweaking.

You do? [She smiles wide, perfect white teeth gleaming.] Oh honey, flattery will get you everywhere. It's a pleasure to meet you, darling. I'm Xanxus - the prettier half. Xantabulous, even, if you'd be kind enough.

[alwaysoptimist]

You do look really pretty in all of that. It't cute! But I think everyone is pretty. Actually, those two seemed to like talking right? I hope thy can be friends. Although, I think everyone should be friends, because it makes everything nice!

[She just kinda goes on at a nice paced chatter, like a teenage fangirl of everything ever.]

[fiercefeathers]

Whoa now, slow down, sweetness, slow down. 'Friend' isn't in the man's vocabulary and that's not me being surly because he's walking around with my fine ass body lookin' a sad mess, but I'm pretty sure your girl doesn't want that guy calling her friend.

[She pauses to file at her nails.]

But you are right. All she had to do was continue the mention of booze and Drunky McScowlerpants was all ears.

[alwaysoptimist]

But nothing is impossible for the power of friendship!

[M!Ivanova reads waay too many romance novels.]

[fiercefeathers]

[M!Xanxus gives a short, sort of shocked laugh and smiles. Honey, you are just too cute.]

You just keep telling yourself that, babydoll. [This said endearingly, not condescending.] Who knows, maybe one day that stick up his ass will wiggle itself free and they can go skipping through the daisies and having picnics together.

[alwaysoptimist]

I wish we could go on picnics on this side. They have pretty grass over there to go on picnics, and bunnies. Bunnies are so cute!!

[Right from one ray of sunshine to another without missing a beat.]

[fiercefeathers]

[She is just chuckling at you - a trilly chuckle that would never come out of real!Xanxus - because your excessive cheeriness is adorable to her in a weird kind of 'you're a little crazy, aren't you?' way.]

Well why the hell not, sister? We already got the blanket. [She pats her bejeweled hands on her superfabulous tablecloth.] I'll stitch us up some of the most fantastic stuffed bunnies you've ever seen and we can do that shit right here in the lobby.

[alwaysoptimist]

[m!Ivanova squeals in delight.]

Real? I've never tried making stuffed bunnies before. Would they be cuddly too? I love the bunies, and kitties too. Oh, and puppies!

[fiercefeathers]

[She hauls her basket over and starts digging through it, setting some nail applying things aside. She knows she brought it with her somewhere in here... Ah. Here we go. She pulls a huge, ridiculously fuzzy, bright fuchsia boa out of the basket and gives it a wave.]

Cuddly enough for you, pumpkin?

[alwaysoptimist]

[She gasps] It's so fluffy I could die!

Oh, if we have a picnic, we have to have snacks, right? I can make good snacks, what do you like to eat?

[fiercefeathers]

[ Said in a normal, deep, man voice, with the most serious of faces:] Steak.

[ Some things never change. ]

But PB & J is always welcome. Oh, or those adorable little cheese cubes.

[alwaysoptimist]

Okay! [She hurries over to collect some food.]

How should the steak be cooked? [She looks back curiously]

[fiercefeathers]

[ Oh my god, M!Ivanova, you are her favorite person right now. ]

Medium rare, please~ [ She practically sings it. ] You are too good to me, you know that?

[alwaysoptimist]

I love cooking, it's the funnest thing ever! And I should be nice and make nice food if you're going to be making the bunnies!