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Three important lessons life has taught me:
1) Goldie Hawn is Kate Hudson's mom.
2) Rum is the sickest shit.
3) A holiday that centers around food is baaaad news.
Thanksgiving was fun (in the sense that tedious familial obligations can sometimes be "fun"), I ate some cookies and played with people's dogs and stuff.
After the feasting I saw "Pirates" again with Blake and Lindsay. I fell asleep approximately when the girl got kidnapped, and awoke at the very end of the movie. Oh well. The movie ticket was only $3 and a nice long nap is priceless.
On Tuesday I ate raw meat as an appetizer. My cousin told me it would build immunities. It could be true, because I don't have that weird sinus pressure in my head anymore.
It's snowing gloriously chunky flakes.
My grandpa's here and he just called Eminem "Enema."
1) Goldie Hawn is Kate Hudson's mom.
2) Rum is the sickest shit.
3) A holiday that centers around food is baaaad news.
Thanksgiving was fun (in the sense that tedious familial obligations can sometimes be "fun"), I ate some cookies and played with people's dogs and stuff.
After the feasting I saw "Pirates" again with Blake and Lindsay. I fell asleep approximately when the girl got kidnapped, and awoke at the very end of the movie. Oh well. The movie ticket was only $3 and a nice long nap is priceless.
On Tuesday I ate raw meat as an appetizer. My cousin told me it would build immunities. It could be true, because I don't have that weird sinus pressure in my head anymore.
It's snowing gloriously chunky flakes.
My grandpa's here and he just called Eminem "Enema."