Name?
Megan
Gender Preference & Category:
Male Television Character
Adam [Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter]
Cillian Murphy and [Actors]
Loki RESTAMP:
Agent Phillip J. Motherfucking Coulson [Avengers Movieverse]
Merlin [BBC's Merlin]
Sherlock Holmes [BBC's Sherlock]
Autolycus [Bruce Campbell Characters] Cosmo Brown, Krishna Mehra aka Krrish, R, Marco Venier [Christmas Wishlist Theme]
Tom Buckley [Cillian Murphy Characters]
Pinhead [Clive Barker Characters]
Eddie Izzard BEST RESTAMP EVER:
Bill Hader [Comedians]
Querl Dox aka Brainiac 5 and
Elijah Snow [Comic Book Characters]
Aaron Hotchner [Criminal Minds]
The Outsider [Dishonored]
José Carioca and
Prince Naveen [Disney Characters]
The Tenth Doctor [Doctor Who]
Sephiroth RESTAMP:
Basch Fon Ronsenburg [Final Fantasy]
Jaime Lannister RESTAMP:
Jaqen H'Gar [Game of Thrones]
Sasha Roiz's Naked Torso Sean Renard [Grimm]
Gellert Grindelwald [Harry Potter]
Mohinder Suresh [Heroes]
Aryan Singh [Hrithik Roshan Characters]
Cinna [Hunger Games]
Agent Phillip MOTHERFUCKING Coulson [Iron Man Movies]
Barnabas Collins [Johnny Depp Characters]
Richard Alpert [Lost]
Garrus Vakarian [Mass Effect]
Edward Fairfax Rochester [Michael Fassbender Characters[]
Norman Bates RESTAMP:
Leslie Vernon [Movie Killers]
Blake Shelton [Musicians]
Mew [Pokemon]
Johnathan Crane [Nolanverse]
Vincent Smith [Silent Hill]
Khan Noonien Singh [Star Trek Reboot]
Nick Hardaway [Stephen King Characters]
Scott Summers aka Cyclops [Superheroes]
Castiel [Supernatural]
Ed Bloom [Tim Burton Characters]
Aro RESTAMP: The Immortal McDreamy
Carlisle Cullen [Twilight] Damon Salvatore [Vampires]
Jackson Rippner [Villains]
Olivia Wilde [Actors] Skye [Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]
Teresa Morrison [American Horror Story]
Jane Foster [Avengers Movieverse] SEXY FINNISH APPLEJACK
Iina Kuustonen [Comedians]
Princess Jasmine LOL HER EXPRESSION [Disney Characters]
Clara OS FOR THE WIN! Oswald [Doctor Who]
Daenerys Targaryen and
Sansa Stark [Game of Thrones]
Juliette Silverton [Grimm]
Kono Kalakaua [Hawaii 5.O]
Tylerrrrr Twilight Sparkle ♥ ♥ ♥ [My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]
Florence Welch /
Marina Diamandis [Musicians] Tylerrrrr again
Sophie and
OMG EVEN MORE SOPHIE ♥ ♥ ♥ [Tales of Graces f]
Xiaoyu Ling [Tekken] and Two Gorgeous Bella Munching Vamps for the Price of One!
Victoria and
Other Victoria [Twilight] Violet Song Jat Shariff [Vampires]
Moon [Zhang Ziyi Characters]
Aisha [Zoe Saldana Characters]
TEAM PASCAL~!!
Megan + Tyler + Cillian MurphyMegan + Tyler + Ellen Page TEAM ALICE~!!
Megan + Sea + Adrien BrodyMegan + Sea + Veronica Lake TEAM HARKNESS~!!
Megan + Alice + Neil Patrick HarrisMegan + Alice + Natalie Portman TEAM S.H.I.E.L.D.~!!
Megan + Louisa + Tom HiddlestonMegan + Louisa + Kat Dennings
TEAM ASSASSINI~!!
Megan + Anna + Simon Baker
Megan + Anna + Penelope Cruz
TEAM SKY PIRATES~!!
Megan + Amber + ???
Megan + Amber + ???
facts
Height:
5 ft I hate being short SO MUCH.
Hair colour:
Naturally black, but HO SHIT I DECIDED TO GO FOR A TOTAL 180 AND IT'S WHITE NOW
Eye colour:
Green
questions
Answer the following three questions briefly; images/gifs are allowed.
Describe the outfit you would wear to the ball.
REMEMBER HOW INDECISIVE I AM? REMEMBER THAT? I would totally have, like, regular costume changes throughout the night, as if I was hosting the Oscars or something. ONE GOWN FOR SOMETHING AS GLORIOUS AS THE FIRST ANNUAL MIRRORMATCHME ANNIVERSARY BALL?!?! PSHAW I SAY!
For an overall idea, here are a bunch of tedious links to my Pinterest account boards for
DREAM GOWNS,
JEWELRY,
HAIR, AND
MAKEUP ♥
Because you probably don't want to slog through all of that though, I do have two ensembles that I am absolutely SMITTEN WITH, like this first one:
The hair, the jewelry, the makeup, and of course that incredible pink... pantsuit? Oh God, I can't believe I'm in love with a fucking pantsuit, but I so so so am LOOK AT HOW PRETTY KAREENA LOOKS IN IT ♥ And taking into account practical issues, I actually like the dress on the other girl a smidge better, but I have the body of a 10 year old boy, like, NO CURVES AT ALL NONE, so it would look incredibly stupid and the opposite of sexy, pretty much. That pink suit though, I think would flatter me quite well; Kareena Kapoor is the same size as me from what I understand, and the little flappy thingies on the top hide the lack of a waist / hips combo, while the exposed back is very sexy and actually flattering on a skinny girl. And like I said, her hair and the jewelry, nnnnggg PERFECTION ♥
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I'd really want something along the lines of a sari beacause they're so beautiful and elegant, but I like a futuristic look like this too:
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The first dress / hairstyle in the video (the red one with the spikey hair) like wow, that is SO HOT, and I think I could probably pull it off without looking too skinny since it sort of drapes, plus the spikey hair might make me look a bit taller, lol.
Shoes would be heels, this goes without saying, BECAUSE SHORT, but I honestly wouldn't take the shoe thing into consideration TOO hard since they'd be coming off pretty quickly so I could get my dance on. Well okay, I know this doesn't match the two outfits I picked, I absolutely HAVE to point out the shoes in this video (where she's in the yellow dress hanging on the gymnastics rings) because they are FAB.
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I am fucking obsessed with experimenting with different makeup looks (if you guys are ever wondering why I have A MILLION SELFIES AT ANY GIVEN TIME it's because I post my daily makeup look to a blog-y type thing) but I'm a sucker for cat eyes / winged eyeliner and matte red or fuschia lipstick ♥
Describe how you would spend your time with your date at the ball and after it.
First of all, since it's not a specified question, and since I positively SWOON over men's clothing choices when they're done well therefore it's suuuuuper important to me, I absolutely must point out that my escort is dressed like this at the beginning of the ball:
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And has worked his way down to this by the time we leave:
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So we arrive, and we make the rounds, chat with everyone, are CHARMING AS FUCK, champagne is drunk as are many super girly drinks (BELLINIS FTW), and then roughly halfway through the ball you guys are all "WHERE DID MEGAN AND INSERT PARTNER'S NAME HERE GO?" (spoiler alert we are having sex in the coat check room). After we miraculously reappear, my hair and lipstick only slightly mussed, his bowtie rakishly askew, we dance like fucking masters until we're the last ones left at which time we pile into a taxi for the drive home because drinking and driving is baaaaaaaad.
Describe what kind of a date you would like in general / your ideal date scenario.
So having been married as long as I have, it's a bit hard to come up with date ideas that aren't "THINGS WE HAVE TOTALLY DONE." Instead of my dream date, let me tell you about the best date I ever went on with Nick ♥
He and I were both competitive ballroom dancers, and every New Years Eve we go to Chicago and stay at the Peninsula for the night; there's this amazing 20s-esque swing dancing event, and it's so amazing doing something that you love WITH the person you love, just incredible. Nick is a bit uptight at times (LAWYER), but he's always at his best on nights like those, and surprisingly enough so am I, like, drinking is involved and yet he doesn't have to follow me around and make sure that I don't spaz myself into embarassment. There's not a lot of talking, and we really don't go with friends, so it FEELS like the two of us speaking with our bodies (WHILE DANCING, CLEAN THOUGHTS PEOPLE) and it's always romantic and slightly magical ♥ ♥ ♥
Anyway, one night before we moved to Florida, we decided to take the train home after the ball (I have no idea why, I honestly can't remember and we usually just spend the weekend at the Peninsula anyway? Something must have been going on I guess, it's not important) and we then took a taxi to our house, and we were both pretty buzzed and giggling at EVERYTHING. When we got out of the cab, the drive actually said something about how we were the cutest couple he'd seen in all his years, God bless him ♥ At this point we are trying to make it down our long-ass icy driveway to the house, and Nick just decides to carry me all Jane Austen bride over the threshold style. And I started laughing because SO CLICHE, so he dumped me in the snowbank and went inside without me lol ♥
photos
Please post at least three (3) clear photos of yourself.
LOL THREE PHOTOS. ♥
One day I'll figure out how to take a decent picture of myself WITHOUT turning the camera sideways. But that day will not be coming soon.
I WILL PROBABLY COME BACK SOON AT SOME POINT POSSIBLY AND EDIT THIS TO ADD NEWER PICS WITH THE WHITE HAIR, BUT RIGHT NOW I'M TOO BUSY / TIRED / LAAAZY, SO IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
HERE, HAVE A LINK ♥ AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FEEDBACK ON THE HAIR, I AM IN YOUR DEBT MY DEARS ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
^ THERE IS TOTALLY A FUNCTION ON MY CAMERA THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A GHOST. RAD.
This is quite recent; it's directly before my hair fell out during my second pregnancy (Did you guys know that's just a random thing? Because I certainly didn't until it happened and man, did that suck. D:) Mostly so you can see my boring "daily" look, less makeup and jewelry and stuff because of work, and also so you can see my natural hair color. It's also the only photo I refuse to get rid of because, according to my mother, I ACTUALLY LOOK ARMENIAN HERE.
I AM NEVER GETTING RID OF THE PINKIE PIE PICS NEVERRRRRRR.
^ So, uh, this picture was my attempt to mimic my .gif of Pinkie walking backwards below? And OF COURSE I had to walk backwards while taking it for the sake of realism, even though this is a PHOTO SO YOU CANNOT TELL I'M MOVING DURR? Most of you probably know me well enough to see this coming by now, but yes, I totally wound up doing a backflip over a bench in front of several very confused strangers. My dedication to Pinkie Pie is HARDCORE you guys. <3
Naturally Gummy was there as well.
HO SHIT~ IT'S PINKAMENA RUN AWAY BEFORE BAD THINGS INVOLVING CUPCAKES HAPPEN. D: D: D:
SHE IS MY ALTER-EGO YOU GUYS.
And seriously, if you don't know who that is YOU NEED TO INTERNET MORE.
My style icons are currently: Milla Jovovich, Emma Watson, Carey Mulligan, Elle Fanning (one of my style icons is, like, 14 wtf), Marion Cotillard, Emma Stone, and every Bollywood actress ever.
HEY, I NOW HAVE ACTUAL PICTURES OF MY STYLE!
MY PINTEREST ACCOUNT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN ENTERTAINING ME ON SLOW DAYS AT WORK? AWESOME.
Post links to ALL unstamped applications you have recently voted on!
I left two placeholder!votes before I submitted this app, since I'm going to vote on them using the tablet and want to shut down the computer I'm using now first? It doesn't really matter, I'll go and finish the votes, like, immediately so by the time you see this it'll be done with anyway, lol ♥