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I should be writing essays right now! But unlike all my other posts in various places for the past three days, I've actually started writing them by now. In any case, have some copy/paste DBZ summaries. There's even an entire four episodes in a row at one point, which is amazing because it almost makes sense that way.
Nov. 24 - SAIYAMAN FILLER
Beedoo beedoo beedoo doo doo
GOHAN'S FIRST DATE. Sounds fillerific.
Gohan is Saiyamanning it up in the mirror and trying to sound cool. Apparently Goku said things like this?! Goten is impressed. Gohan is practicing Ginyu poses.
It was ossum and sounds better than the ones on TV.
Chichi thinks he still needs some work.
School starts in ten minutes and Gohan's not out of bed!!!! He takes off his costume and runs into a ginger. She's not worried about being late.
Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid.
Ginger likes him.
Sharpner is impressed he's on time. Ginger gives him a sparkly look. Videl BS's an answer to the teacher's question and gets a good job. Gohan is berating himself and doesn't hear the teacher's question. Videl sneezes. Gohan has to hold buckets of water. Ginger is doodling Gohan pictures in her notebook and starts crying when the teacher talks to her. Her name is actually Angela. She's sent into the hall with Gohan.
Gohan is awkward and Angela is forward.
DOYOUHAVEASTEADYGIRLFRIEND?!?!
Uh, no?
GO OUT WITH ME!
Uh?
YOU THINK I'M UGLY IF YOU DON'T GO OUT WITH ME I'LL TELL YOUR SECRET
Please don't!
WAHAHAAHA YOU DON'T LIKE ME
Gohan dumps water all over himself.
Superheroes aren't supposed to be blackmailed! He considers getting a new costume and changing his name.
Chichi does not approve of Gohan dating, but remembers her first 'date' with Goku. They mostly just hang out but Chichi tries to make him do inappropriate things, which he interprets as SPARRING. How wonderful.
We spent the entire day fighting, what a great first date that was! :D
I got a text message but I have no idea where my phone is.
Gohan's never been on a date so he asks what she wants to do. He's wearing a bright yellow suit. They go to a movie.
Lissen Loretta there's nothing that can come between us and then the wave crashes on the beach and you go home on a different one hey wait Loretta don't go
Gohan falls asleep so Angela gets pissed and leaves. Then they go get coffee. She tells him all her secrets. She sends him to get ten teaspoons of sugar for her coffee. THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO SWEET.
She wants to tell his secret to everyone but promises to try not to.
There's a store called "Lemon 7".
Sirens go off! There's a building called NiH and it's on fire. Gohan rushes to see. There's still some people trapped up there and Videl comes in on a helicopter. There's a convenient water tank. It's not enough to put out the fire though. She dives down and burns her hands on the valve but keeps going.
Gohan goes to help. FORGET YOUR SECRET I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. Oh well thanks, just let me take care of this and we can go get ice cream.
The water tower starts to fall on Videl but Saiyaman catches it. At your service!
He punches a hole in the tank. Water floods the building and the DAY is SAVED.
Horight, issa miracle!
Saiyaman poses for the press and Videl is suspicious.
While she's talking to the press she sees Gohan and asks what the rush is. She wants to know what he's hiding!!!
Angela wanders around looking for Gohan and sees him fall victim to Videl's rapeface. She thinks Gohan ran off to kiss Videl and Videl is confused. She asks Videl if she wants to know a secret. Gohan starts yelling but the secret is that he wears silly underwear. They have a teddy bear on them!
Gohan is astonished at the secret. He asks about the other day on the roof and she's like YOU HAD YOUR PANTS OFF ON THE ROOF?! And Videl's like that's creepy and Gohan's like NOOO and Angela runs off.
The next day Gohan feels guilty and wants to apologize but she's hitting on some other douche. Gohan laughs nervously.
END OF EPISODE
Now where the hell is my phone.
NEXT EPISODE
Turns out the text message was SPAM.
RESCUE VIDEL oh boy more Saiafiller.
Gohan flies off to school and is on time for once. Goten shows up on Nimbus and wants to come with him to school but Gohan ditches him. Goten looks so happysad.
Gohan decides to have breakfast but is passed by Videl in her helicopter. He flies away and she goes after him. There is a chase scene! She's got him now!
Gohan is annoyed. He flies into the city and tries to lose her in the narrow roads but she follows. Today's the day she unmasks that goober!
He stops in his tracks and lets her almost hit him, freaking her the hell out.
He hides behind a tree but she finds him.
Good morning.
Hi there! I believe we've met somewhere!
She tries to convince him to tell him who he is. He tells her he's Saiyaman! Gohan's never met a girl this pushy before except his mother.
He picks up her helicopter and flies away with it. I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHIIIILE!!!!! gohanyouidiot.
Videl is late to class.
It strikes Sharpner as a funny coincedence that both Videl and Gohan were late.
Hercule watches Saiyaman on TV but he could break that little scrawny runt in two like a soggy toothpick.
School gets out and there's a car chase with the police going after some robbers. Jimbo sure knows how to take care of dose stupid cops.
Gohan confronts them but doesn't seem to realize he's not wearing his costume. Gohan dodges when they attack him but is distracted by Videl and gets punched in the face. Videl kicks him in the face and they run off.
She goes to check on Gohan but he's fiiiine. He brushes it off as luck. She admits she thought he was Saiyaman and feels silly about it. Then she compliments him on how he gets punched in the face well. He resolves to do it more often!
Jimbo busted his hand on Gohan's face.
Doodly doo.
Erasa gossips about some guy who likes her. The dudes have taken the mayor hostage at gunpoint! They demand Mr. Satan so they can fight him. It's Nappa with a yamulke and an Ahnold accent. The punks fire a bazooka.
The phone is ringing at Hercule's place but he's huddled up praying for Goku to show up.
Gohan isn't allowed to leave class.
YamulkeAhnoldNappa is wearing short shorts. D:
Videl shows up. She's like a maid, she goes where she wants and cleans up filth.
The dude agrees to fight her. She kicks him but he blocks it.
Gohan is mentally watching the fight by targeting their chi. He looks so intense. He starts tapping his foot nervously and it makes the building start to shake. Everyone ducks under the tables so he runs to the roof and costumes up.
Videl keeps fighting the guy who is impressed by her strength but the mooks shoot at her.
Saiyaman shows up to help! He bends one of the guns with two fingers.
Videl tells him to go home and leave her alone. They have a minilover's spat and the dude gets annoyed and tells his mooks to shoot him. He dodges and goes to free the mayor but then someone fires a bazooka at him. Gohan graciously returns the missile.
Nappadude takes Videl hostage but she just elbows him in the stomach and kicks him in the head. Gohan is very impressed and lovestruck.
Saiyaman goes to leave but Videl thanks him and promises to unmask him.
Erasa wants the scoop on Videl and Gohan and tells her about how Gohan disappeared after she left.
Sharpner disses Gohan and Videl and Erasa defend him because he's cute.
END OF EPISODE
Dec. 6 - Goten vs. Trunks
BONG doo doo doo BONG dooo da doo
Everyone stares in shock at the broken punching machine. Vegeta walks away calmly. Some guy gives up, and Gohan laughs a little.
"Oh.... I saw.... surprising!...?"
Videl is in shock that so many people could score in the 200s when her dad got 137. The techs wait to get a new machine.
Goku and Vegeta decide to watch the kids' matches. Everyone follows.
Videl glares at the suspicious group. Gohan introduces them. Krillin teases him for having a girlfriend.
"You KNOW them?!"
"Yeah, the orange guy's my dad. He's dead."
AnnouncerGuy (<3) comes out and the crowd goes wild! He points out the prize money and declares that the winner gets to fight Hercule.
Hercule jumps out with a YEAAAAAAHHHHHH and runs onstage, flipping over the announcer, but slipping when he lands. The crowd loves it, even though Hercule's grabbing his head in excruciating pain. They go silent.
".....IIIIIIIIIII'M JOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! AHAHHAHA IT'S A JOKE!"
We've got a surprise treat for all you loyal fans: it's a blimp. With a tv screen. They're going to show everyone what they missed when the camera broke during the Cell Games!
Hercule is terrified.
MI-STER-SAY-TAN! MI-STER-SAY-TAN!
Hercule has no choice but to accept.
Cell is a redhead.
There are people in giant masks of everyone. It is hilarious. The real versions don't seem to think it's very funny. Except Goku. He's thrilled.
Cell defeats everybody, but Hercule stands dramatically in the wind.
The real Hercule is mortified.
Cell-throws-a-fire-...ball. *poof* But Hercule is unphased. Cell begs for mercy. Hercule punches him and kicks him into a mountainside. Goku and Vegeta are impressed, and thank him.
Meanwhile in real life..... everyone's in shock. Vegeta looks ready to murder someone. Hercule hides and gets angry at every compliment.
Doodly doo doo doo doo doo doooo doodly doo doot do do.
Some kids are arguing about who's going to win. Trunks asks Goten what he'll buy with the money, and he says toys. Trunks can't think of anything because he's already filthy rich.
Mulletboy is unimpressed by the competition. Trunks is his first match.
Trunks decides to spend his money on getting Goten a haircut. "A hair-what?"
Mullet tries to psych out Trunks and fails miserably. Trunks thinks it's hilarious. Goten's just plain confused.
The kids all line up on the ring. Goku and Krillin reminice about the good ol' days. Chichi and Bulma cheer. Oolong is sat upon by Mullet's fat mother.
Gohan is sad he's missing the kids' fights. Videl comforts him and says they'll see Goten when he advances.
Kids fail at fighting.
Hercule drinks a lemonade.
Kids fail some more. One starts crying. His opponent is too confused to fight back. He wins! Yaaaaaaay!
Krillin is very bored.
A tiny sumo wrestler fights a terrified eight-year-old in a headband. Headband hides behind AnnouncerGuy and Sumo pushes both of them out. Headband starts crying, but Hercule gives him a peptalk puts him on his shoulders. Headband is so happy, and the crowd goes wild.
Krillin recognizes Hercule's marketing skills.
Some kid falls out of the ring, and it's time for Trunks' first match! Krillin cheers for Trunks to do his best, but realizes that might injure someone, so cheers for him to do okay instead.
Some guy drinking beer thinks Trunks is a goner. Oolong loves ice cream. Mullet's mom cheers for Mullet and insults Trunks. Bulma countercheers.
Fight!
Mullet gets in a fighting stance. Trunks kicks him high in the air and out cold. The crowd is in shock, especially Mullet's mom.
Krillin resigns himself to boredom until Goten fights Trunks. Goten is impressed by Trunks' victory, but Trunks still wishes he'd fought with the adults.
END OF EPISODE
NEXT EPISODE
I'll try to be funnier.
DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH DAHDAHDAH
Bum ba bum, ba bumbumbumbumbum.
The crowd cheers. More fail fighting happens, full of tears and cheating and stuff.
AnnouncerGuy's microphone is so shiny! Oh yeah baby! Sounds like a dandy!
Goten's so nervous for his fight he's trembling. His opponent is very confident. Goku cheers on Goten. Mulletmom insults Goten. Chichi calls for Goten to relax and he'll do fine. Chichi and Bulma get into an insult war with MulletMom.
Goten is shocked by all the people there. His opponent tells him he's going to finish him off.
Announcer is astonished by how much Goten looks like Goku, and has a flashback.
Goten bows politely as the match begins.
The moms cheer wildly.
The techs are trying to calibrate the machine. Videl and Gohan are bummed they're missing Goten's match.
Trunks idly watches some kids spar, and doesn't want to watch Goten's match since he knows how it'll end. The other kids are inspired by his confidence and run out to watch.
Mullet 2 punches the air a bunch and exhausts himself. Finally he attacks Goten, but Goten complains for him to take it seriously. Goten has no problem blocking every attack and finds it very boring. He punches Mullet2 in the face, and bows politely at his victory.
Krillin: ....whatta cliffhanger. :|
Bulma makes faces at MulletMom, who freaks out and attacks her, only to be KO'd by Chichi. "Come on, who do you think taught him?"
Videl overhears that Goten won and happily tells Gohan.
Goten defeats a large child by flicking. The moms dance in the stands. Goten has a montage of victories.
Trunks is standing around as a very tall boxer guy jumps around and beats him with one hit. He also has a montage, but looks very bored and seems to enjoy throwing his opponents into the audience.
Finally it's time for Trunks to fight Goten! Trunks shows emotion for the first time. They trash talk each other a little.
Diddlydiddlydiddlywaawawawawawawdiddlydiddlywawawo
AnnouncerGuy plays up the tension. The moms cheer. Krillin's happy to finally get a good match to watch. Vegeta glares at Goku's elbow.
Videl and Gohan are still stuck in line. They finally fix the machine, but Gohan isn't allowed to the front of the line.
The audience has picked favorites. GOTEN. GO GOTEN. GO GO GOTEN! YEAH! :D
Hercule is asleep, but declares he was meditating. HAAA HAHAHA. The guy catches him up on the finalists in the kids' division, and Hercule goes out to watch.
They get into fighting stance. Hercule's amazed such little kids made it in, but thinks Goten looks oddly familiar. Suddenly he realizes, but convinces himself he's mistaken.
The boys stand still and prepare as everyone cheers them on. Except Vegeta, who's still glaring at Goku's elbow.
The boys start fighting, and everyone is amazed at their ferocity. Gohan finally makes it to the stands with Videl. Krillin assumes they were making out. Goku is thrilled. Videl is confused and amazed by the boys' fight.
Uh uh uh wa ah!
Some guy fails at eating popcorn. Another has ice cream dripped on his head.
The boys charge each other. Trunks feints and nearly knocks Goten out of bounds. Good thing he can fly! This surprises Trunks who gets punched in the face.
Oolong is also being punched in the face, among other things, by Bulma, who is very excited.
The boys punch each other in the face, but it doesn't slow them down. They keep rising into the air, as the audience looks on in awe. O_O O_O O_O O_O
They both start glowing, and their next hit releases a burst of chi. They separate and stare each other down.
....they're just so cute! >w<
Hercule is plainly terrified. Videl realizes how strong those kids are. Krillin is so thrilled. The audience suddenly shouts for them to keep fighting because it's AWESOME. Announcer begins his announcing anew. WHATTAMATCH!
END OF EPISODE
Dec. 2 - More Goten vs. Trunks
Trunks and Goten lock elbows. Then they fight using the exact same footage as last time. Hercule's in shock, the crowd is ecstatic.
Bap bap bap bap bap
Zoom out on the stadium. Motion tweeeeeen dramatically.
AnnouncerGuy is so unbelievably happy.
Videl is still like D8
Chichi and Bulma cheer, though with less enthusiasm last time.
Goten's gotten a lot stronger since their last fight. Trunks gets ready to shoot some energy blasts and Gohan and Krillin freak out. Goku knows he's in control though. The blast in question almost hits the audience but he moves it no problem.
Aren't rockets like totally against the rules?
Hercule's seen this before! At the Cell Games!
Tha' was really cool! Goten does a kamehameha and Trunks dodges very easily. It destroys part of the roof. Krillin freaks out a little and Goku's like oh well.
Are those liddle tykes from another planet or somethin'?!
Oops I blew up the roof!
They agree not to use any more energy beams and get ready to fight some more.
Mulletmom makes the Mullet Brothers train because she's so ashamed. Mulletdad isn't allowed to make excuses for them.
Trunks charges but Goten charges too. In a world of polkadots, the collide. Trunks throws Goten into the air, making him lose track of his location. Trunks grabs Goten's arms from behind in a stranglehold.
Goten doesn't want to give up but Trunks tightens his grip.
You're only making this harder on yourself!
Vegeta's so very proud. Gohan yells at Goten to give up, but he goes super instead, surprising Trunks into letting go.
Goku is amaaaaaaazed.
Kakkarot, that's not fair!
Don't look at me, he did it!
AnnouncerGuy chooses not to comment on the sudden hair color change.
Hercule is officially terrified.
Beedoododoo widdly widdly doo doo weoooo.
Videl's eyes are bulging out of her head!
Trunks gets mad at Goten for going super because they promised not to. Trunks decides to embarrass him by not using his left arm. Goten is offended!
The fight resumes with it's usual ferocity, but Trunks faithfully keeps his left arm behind his back.
UuuuuuWOW!
The camera crew is still trying to fix the cameras. Everyone on the team has a weird accent.
Hahahaha uhuhuhah ah ahahah uh ah
Goten kicks Trunks in the face and follows up with a kick, and Trunks uses a ki blast. NO FAIR!
Sorry, Goten! ...Sorry I didn't hit you.
Goten must be eating all his vegetables!
Videl's suddenly angry at Gohan for giving Goten special training but not her.
Goten hangs in the air. He divebombs the stadium. Trunks waits patiently, trying to figure out his strategy.
Everyone's really into the fight, especially Vegeta.
Goten bounces off the floor with some ki then Trunks dodges and goes super and ki blasts Goten so he can't stop and goes out of bounds.
Videl's hair. Omg.
Vegeta laughs proudly.
THE NEW WORLD JUNIOR CHAMPION: TRUUUUUUUUNKS
Chi chi feels sorry for Goten while Bulma dances a victory dance. Roshi admires her ass-shaking.
They're both super saiyans?! What's up with this generation?!
Vegeta gives Goku a friendly pat on the shoulder and tells him there's always next year. That would not be his attitude if Trunks lost.
Goten is mad that Trunks both went super and used his left hand. Trunks has a bunch of loopholes ready but Goten's still angry so he bribes him with toys. BFF.
TRUNKS WILL NOW FIGHT THE WORLD CHAMPION.... MISTER SATAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Hercule is NOT happy.
All the adults think this is going to be the funniest thing ever. Gohan starts dancing wildly and pretending it's a joke to distract Videl.
Hercule still isn't out. AnnouncerGuy stalls for time and asks everyone to start cheering. UNBELIEVABLE! IT DIDN'T WORK! CAN WE GET LOUDER?! YOU CAN GET LOUDER THAN THAT! ONE! TWO! THREE! GOOOOO! ......WHERE ARE YOU MISTER SATAN?!
....waaaaah.
END OF EPISODE
It took me almost half an hour but I finally got my bottle of Nesquik open.
NEXT EPISODE
Beedoo doo doo, beedoo doo doo, beedoo doo doo doo
Bumbabumbabumbabummmm WE ARE NOW HAPPY TO BRING YOU AN EXHIBITION MATCH BETWEEN LITTLE TRUNKS AND THE WORLD CHAMPION MISTER SATAN!!!! THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE!!!!
Mister Satan confides in some guy that he has no chance of winning.
No really. I'm totally serious.
...ahhahaha Mister Satan you're so funny.
Trunks doesn't want to rest. The guy pats Hercule on the back and he stumbles out and starts yelling and posing as usual.
The group in the crowd is mildly curious about he's going to do.
Trunks tries to figure out if Hercule's actually strong or not.
Hercule scolds Goten for encouraging Trunks.
Krillin suggests they all go get something to eat and the group heads out, leaving Gohan to humor Videl.
Hercule makes weird noises and starts fighting the air. Trunks watches patiently.
What in the world is he doing?! He couldn't have been serious, could he? Trunks decides Hercule's pretending to be weak to bring his guard down. He starts stretching.
Hercule tries to convince Trunks it's just a show.
No way, I'm going to try my best!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THESE TWO GREAT WARRIORS!
Bulma shouts for Trunks to KICK HIS BUTT YEAAAAAH
Hercule has an idea and grabs his knee in pain. The Announcer rushes over to see the problem. It's an old injury from fighting Cell!!!! He runs off to get a medic, and Hercule has a miraculous recovery. AMAAAAAAZING!
Hercule stares in horror at Trunks' warm ups. He decides to outsmart the little rascal. He runs over and tells Trunks about the Champion's Handshake. A little tiny punch, like a tap, on the cheek. You have to do it. It's tradition. GENTLY.
ALRIGHTY THEN HERE WE GO SPORTSFANS!!!
Trunks gets in stance. Hercule leans over and offers his face to be punched. How chivalrous!
Trunks does a gentle punch. Hercule's eyes bulge out of his head and he's knocked into a wall out of bounds.
Everyone stares in shocked silence.
BUT BUT IT'S ---ONE PUNCH BUT ---- FATHER!!!!
Aw darnit Trunks why'd you have to do something like that?!
Trunks is confused. Hercule's out cold. He starts twitches and rises to his feet slowly. He starts stage laughing. HE BEAT ME UP FAIR AND SQUARE. WHAT A FIGHTER.
Now that's what I call a hero alright! Letting the little kid win! You're always so full of surprises.
You really don't think I would fight a kid, did you? Hercule walks calmly to his dressing room as Trunks is baffled. He rolls on the ground in pain. AnnouncerGuy ruffles Trunks' hair and congratulates him.
Goku does not care for the tournament's nachos. They head backstage to eat instead. Piccolo is Majunior.
Vegeta thinks it's about time they got some special treatment.
Krillin wants Goku's prize money and flirts with 18, who blushes.
Trunks is being interviewed.
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU HOW CUTE YOU ARE?
...No.
DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS FOR THE OTHER CHILDREN?
....No.
Trunks distracts the reporters and runs off with Goten.
Reporters. They're just rude people. Trunks begins to hatch a plan.
Goku and Vegeta emjoy the buffet thoroughly while everyone else watches in amazement/disgust/boredom. Gohan and Videl join them and Gohan fills them in on the exhibition match.
Gohan joins chow time. The dishes just pile up, obscuring 18's and Piccolo's view.
You saiyans sure can eat!
What's a saiyan?
KRILLIN SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!
Gohan asks if Videl's on a diet since she ate so little.
Goku is stuffed and asks that nobody punch him in the gut. Vegeta promises if they fight each other in the first round that he will punch him in the gut.
They all come upon some MYSTERIOUS STRANGERRRRRRRS. WEEEOOOOOOO
Purpleman knows Goku's naaaaaaame how mysterioussssssss~
Everyone is confused. Vegeta is probably kind of angry he didn't say he wants to fight him.
They shake hands. He smiles. HOW TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALLLLLL.
Piccolo doesn't like the feel of it. They're strong.
Real strong. But hey, isn't that what this tournament's about?
DUN. DUN. DADAADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADD DUN DUN DUN.
END OF EPISODE
NOW I must get back to writing about how ASIANS HAVE NO HOME.
(It's a stupid class.)
Nov. 24 - SAIYAMAN FILLER
Beedoo beedoo beedoo doo doo
GOHAN'S FIRST DATE. Sounds fillerific.
Gohan is Saiyamanning it up in the mirror and trying to sound cool. Apparently Goku said things like this?! Goten is impressed. Gohan is practicing Ginyu poses.
It was ossum and sounds better than the ones on TV.
Chichi thinks he still needs some work.
School starts in ten minutes and Gohan's not out of bed!!!! He takes off his costume and runs into a ginger. She's not worried about being late.
Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid.
Ginger likes him.
Sharpner is impressed he's on time. Ginger gives him a sparkly look. Videl BS's an answer to the teacher's question and gets a good job. Gohan is berating himself and doesn't hear the teacher's question. Videl sneezes. Gohan has to hold buckets of water. Ginger is doodling Gohan pictures in her notebook and starts crying when the teacher talks to her. Her name is actually Angela. She's sent into the hall with Gohan.
Gohan is awkward and Angela is forward.
DOYOUHAVEASTEADYGIRLFRIEND?!?!
Uh, no?
GO OUT WITH ME!
Uh?
YOU THINK I'M UGLY IF YOU DON'T GO OUT WITH ME I'LL TELL YOUR SECRET
Please don't!
WAHAHAAHA YOU DON'T LIKE ME
Gohan dumps water all over himself.
Superheroes aren't supposed to be blackmailed! He considers getting a new costume and changing his name.
Chichi does not approve of Gohan dating, but remembers her first 'date' with Goku. They mostly just hang out but Chichi tries to make him do inappropriate things, which he interprets as SPARRING. How wonderful.
We spent the entire day fighting, what a great first date that was! :D
I got a text message but I have no idea where my phone is.
Gohan's never been on a date so he asks what she wants to do. He's wearing a bright yellow suit. They go to a movie.
Lissen Loretta there's nothing that can come between us and then the wave crashes on the beach and you go home on a different one hey wait Loretta don't go
Gohan falls asleep so Angela gets pissed and leaves. Then they go get coffee. She tells him all her secrets. She sends him to get ten teaspoons of sugar for her coffee. THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO SWEET.
She wants to tell his secret to everyone but promises to try not to.
There's a store called "Lemon 7".
Sirens go off! There's a building called NiH and it's on fire. Gohan rushes to see. There's still some people trapped up there and Videl comes in on a helicopter. There's a convenient water tank. It's not enough to put out the fire though. She dives down and burns her hands on the valve but keeps going.
Gohan goes to help. FORGET YOUR SECRET I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. Oh well thanks, just let me take care of this and we can go get ice cream.
The water tower starts to fall on Videl but Saiyaman catches it. At your service!
He punches a hole in the tank. Water floods the building and the DAY is SAVED.
Horight, issa miracle!
Saiyaman poses for the press and Videl is suspicious.
While she's talking to the press she sees Gohan and asks what the rush is. She wants to know what he's hiding!!!
Angela wanders around looking for Gohan and sees him fall victim to Videl's rapeface. She thinks Gohan ran off to kiss Videl and Videl is confused. She asks Videl if she wants to know a secret. Gohan starts yelling but the secret is that he wears silly underwear. They have a teddy bear on them!
Gohan is astonished at the secret. He asks about the other day on the roof and she's like YOU HAD YOUR PANTS OFF ON THE ROOF?! And Videl's like that's creepy and Gohan's like NOOO and Angela runs off.
The next day Gohan feels guilty and wants to apologize but she's hitting on some other douche. Gohan laughs nervously.
END OF EPISODE
Now where the hell is my phone.
NEXT EPISODE
Turns out the text message was SPAM.
RESCUE VIDEL oh boy more Saiafiller.
Gohan flies off to school and is on time for once. Goten shows up on Nimbus and wants to come with him to school but Gohan ditches him. Goten looks so happysad.
Gohan decides to have breakfast but is passed by Videl in her helicopter. He flies away and she goes after him. There is a chase scene! She's got him now!
Gohan is annoyed. He flies into the city and tries to lose her in the narrow roads but she follows. Today's the day she unmasks that goober!
He stops in his tracks and lets her almost hit him, freaking her the hell out.
He hides behind a tree but she finds him.
Good morning.
Hi there! I believe we've met somewhere!
She tries to convince him to tell him who he is. He tells her he's Saiyaman! Gohan's never met a girl this pushy before except his mother.
He picks up her helicopter and flies away with it. I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHIIIILE!!!!! gohanyouidiot.
Videl is late to class.
It strikes Sharpner as a funny coincedence that both Videl and Gohan were late.
Hercule watches Saiyaman on TV but he could break that little scrawny runt in two like a soggy toothpick.
School gets out and there's a car chase with the police going after some robbers. Jimbo sure knows how to take care of dose stupid cops.
Gohan confronts them but doesn't seem to realize he's not wearing his costume. Gohan dodges when they attack him but is distracted by Videl and gets punched in the face. Videl kicks him in the face and they run off.
She goes to check on Gohan but he's fiiiine. He brushes it off as luck. She admits she thought he was Saiyaman and feels silly about it. Then she compliments him on how he gets punched in the face well. He resolves to do it more often!
Jimbo busted his hand on Gohan's face.
Doodly doo.
Erasa gossips about some guy who likes her. The dudes have taken the mayor hostage at gunpoint! They demand Mr. Satan so they can fight him. It's Nappa with a yamulke and an Ahnold accent. The punks fire a bazooka.
The phone is ringing at Hercule's place but he's huddled up praying for Goku to show up.
Gohan isn't allowed to leave class.
YamulkeAhnoldNappa is wearing short shorts. D:
Videl shows up. She's like a maid, she goes where she wants and cleans up filth.
The dude agrees to fight her. She kicks him but he blocks it.
Gohan is mentally watching the fight by targeting their chi. He looks so intense. He starts tapping his foot nervously and it makes the building start to shake. Everyone ducks under the tables so he runs to the roof and costumes up.
Videl keeps fighting the guy who is impressed by her strength but the mooks shoot at her.
Saiyaman shows up to help! He bends one of the guns with two fingers.
Videl tells him to go home and leave her alone. They have a minilover's spat and the dude gets annoyed and tells his mooks to shoot him. He dodges and goes to free the mayor but then someone fires a bazooka at him. Gohan graciously returns the missile.
Nappadude takes Videl hostage but she just elbows him in the stomach and kicks him in the head. Gohan is very impressed and lovestruck.
Saiyaman goes to leave but Videl thanks him and promises to unmask him.
Erasa wants the scoop on Videl and Gohan and tells her about how Gohan disappeared after she left.
Sharpner disses Gohan and Videl and Erasa defend him because he's cute.
END OF EPISODE
Dec. 6 - Goten vs. Trunks
BONG doo doo doo BONG dooo da doo
Everyone stares in shock at the broken punching machine. Vegeta walks away calmly. Some guy gives up, and Gohan laughs a little.
"Oh.... I saw.... surprising!...?"
Videl is in shock that so many people could score in the 200s when her dad got 137. The techs wait to get a new machine.
Goku and Vegeta decide to watch the kids' matches. Everyone follows.
Videl glares at the suspicious group. Gohan introduces them. Krillin teases him for having a girlfriend.
"You KNOW them?!"
"Yeah, the orange guy's my dad. He's dead."
AnnouncerGuy (<3) comes out and the crowd goes wild! He points out the prize money and declares that the winner gets to fight Hercule.
Hercule jumps out with a YEAAAAAAHHHHHH and runs onstage, flipping over the announcer, but slipping when he lands. The crowd loves it, even though Hercule's grabbing his head in excruciating pain. They go silent.
".....IIIIIIIIIII'M JOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! AHAHHAHA IT'S A JOKE!"
We've got a surprise treat for all you loyal fans: it's a blimp. With a tv screen. They're going to show everyone what they missed when the camera broke during the Cell Games!
Hercule is terrified.
MI-STER-SAY-TAN! MI-STER-SAY-TAN!
Hercule has no choice but to accept.
Cell is a redhead.
There are people in giant masks of everyone. It is hilarious. The real versions don't seem to think it's very funny. Except Goku. He's thrilled.
Cell defeats everybody, but Hercule stands dramatically in the wind.
The real Hercule is mortified.
Cell-throws-a-fire-...ball. *poof* But Hercule is unphased. Cell begs for mercy. Hercule punches him and kicks him into a mountainside. Goku and Vegeta are impressed, and thank him.
Meanwhile in real life..... everyone's in shock. Vegeta looks ready to murder someone. Hercule hides and gets angry at every compliment.
Doodly doo doo doo doo doo doooo doodly doo doot do do.
Some kids are arguing about who's going to win. Trunks asks Goten what he'll buy with the money, and he says toys. Trunks can't think of anything because he's already filthy rich.
Mulletboy is unimpressed by the competition. Trunks is his first match.
Trunks decides to spend his money on getting Goten a haircut. "A hair-what?"
Mullet tries to psych out Trunks and fails miserably. Trunks thinks it's hilarious. Goten's just plain confused.
The kids all line up on the ring. Goku and Krillin reminice about the good ol' days. Chichi and Bulma cheer. Oolong is sat upon by Mullet's fat mother.
Gohan is sad he's missing the kids' fights. Videl comforts him and says they'll see Goten when he advances.
Kids fail at fighting.
Hercule drinks a lemonade.
Kids fail some more. One starts crying. His opponent is too confused to fight back. He wins! Yaaaaaaay!
Krillin is very bored.
A tiny sumo wrestler fights a terrified eight-year-old in a headband. Headband hides behind AnnouncerGuy and Sumo pushes both of them out. Headband starts crying, but Hercule gives him a peptalk puts him on his shoulders. Headband is so happy, and the crowd goes wild.
Krillin recognizes Hercule's marketing skills.
Some kid falls out of the ring, and it's time for Trunks' first match! Krillin cheers for Trunks to do his best, but realizes that might injure someone, so cheers for him to do okay instead.
Some guy drinking beer thinks Trunks is a goner. Oolong loves ice cream. Mullet's mom cheers for Mullet and insults Trunks. Bulma countercheers.
Fight!
Mullet gets in a fighting stance. Trunks kicks him high in the air and out cold. The crowd is in shock, especially Mullet's mom.
Krillin resigns himself to boredom until Goten fights Trunks. Goten is impressed by Trunks' victory, but Trunks still wishes he'd fought with the adults.
END OF EPISODE
NEXT EPISODE
I'll try to be funnier.
DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH DAHDAHDAH
Bum ba bum, ba bumbumbumbumbum.
The crowd cheers. More fail fighting happens, full of tears and cheating and stuff.
AnnouncerGuy's microphone is so shiny! Oh yeah baby! Sounds like a dandy!
Goten's so nervous for his fight he's trembling. His opponent is very confident. Goku cheers on Goten. Mulletmom insults Goten. Chichi calls for Goten to relax and he'll do fine. Chichi and Bulma get into an insult war with MulletMom.
Goten is shocked by all the people there. His opponent tells him he's going to finish him off.
Announcer is astonished by how much Goten looks like Goku, and has a flashback.
Goten bows politely as the match begins.
The moms cheer wildly.
The techs are trying to calibrate the machine. Videl and Gohan are bummed they're missing Goten's match.
Trunks idly watches some kids spar, and doesn't want to watch Goten's match since he knows how it'll end. The other kids are inspired by his confidence and run out to watch.
Mullet 2 punches the air a bunch and exhausts himself. Finally he attacks Goten, but Goten complains for him to take it seriously. Goten has no problem blocking every attack and finds it very boring. He punches Mullet2 in the face, and bows politely at his victory.
Krillin: ....whatta cliffhanger. :|
Bulma makes faces at MulletMom, who freaks out and attacks her, only to be KO'd by Chichi. "Come on, who do you think taught him?"
Videl overhears that Goten won and happily tells Gohan.
Goten defeats a large child by flicking. The moms dance in the stands. Goten has a montage of victories.
Trunks is standing around as a very tall boxer guy jumps around and beats him with one hit. He also has a montage, but looks very bored and seems to enjoy throwing his opponents into the audience.
Finally it's time for Trunks to fight Goten! Trunks shows emotion for the first time. They trash talk each other a little.
Diddlydiddlydiddlywaawawawawawawdiddlydiddlywawawo
AnnouncerGuy plays up the tension. The moms cheer. Krillin's happy to finally get a good match to watch. Vegeta glares at Goku's elbow.
Videl and Gohan are still stuck in line. They finally fix the machine, but Gohan isn't allowed to the front of the line.
The audience has picked favorites. GOTEN. GO GOTEN. GO GO GOTEN! YEAH! :D
Hercule is asleep, but declares he was meditating. HAAA HAHAHA. The guy catches him up on the finalists in the kids' division, and Hercule goes out to watch.
They get into fighting stance. Hercule's amazed such little kids made it in, but thinks Goten looks oddly familiar. Suddenly he realizes, but convinces himself he's mistaken.
The boys stand still and prepare as everyone cheers them on. Except Vegeta, who's still glaring at Goku's elbow.
The boys start fighting, and everyone is amazed at their ferocity. Gohan finally makes it to the stands with Videl. Krillin assumes they were making out. Goku is thrilled. Videl is confused and amazed by the boys' fight.
Uh uh uh wa ah!
Some guy fails at eating popcorn. Another has ice cream dripped on his head.
The boys charge each other. Trunks feints and nearly knocks Goten out of bounds. Good thing he can fly! This surprises Trunks who gets punched in the face.
Oolong is also being punched in the face, among other things, by Bulma, who is very excited.
The boys punch each other in the face, but it doesn't slow them down. They keep rising into the air, as the audience looks on in awe. O_O O_O O_O O_O
They both start glowing, and their next hit releases a burst of chi. They separate and stare each other down.
....they're just so cute! >w<
Hercule is plainly terrified. Videl realizes how strong those kids are. Krillin is so thrilled. The audience suddenly shouts for them to keep fighting because it's AWESOME. Announcer begins his announcing anew. WHATTAMATCH!
END OF EPISODE
Dec. 2 - More Goten vs. Trunks
Trunks and Goten lock elbows. Then they fight using the exact same footage as last time. Hercule's in shock, the crowd is ecstatic.
Bap bap bap bap bap
Zoom out on the stadium. Motion tweeeeeen dramatically.
AnnouncerGuy is so unbelievably happy.
Videl is still like D8
Chichi and Bulma cheer, though with less enthusiasm last time.
Goten's gotten a lot stronger since their last fight. Trunks gets ready to shoot some energy blasts and Gohan and Krillin freak out. Goku knows he's in control though. The blast in question almost hits the audience but he moves it no problem.
Aren't rockets like totally against the rules?
Hercule's seen this before! At the Cell Games!
Tha' was really cool! Goten does a kamehameha and Trunks dodges very easily. It destroys part of the roof. Krillin freaks out a little and Goku's like oh well.
Are those liddle tykes from another planet or somethin'?!
Oops I blew up the roof!
They agree not to use any more energy beams and get ready to fight some more.
Mulletmom makes the Mullet Brothers train because she's so ashamed. Mulletdad isn't allowed to make excuses for them.
Trunks charges but Goten charges too. In a world of polkadots, the collide. Trunks throws Goten into the air, making him lose track of his location. Trunks grabs Goten's arms from behind in a stranglehold.
Goten doesn't want to give up but Trunks tightens his grip.
You're only making this harder on yourself!
Vegeta's so very proud. Gohan yells at Goten to give up, but he goes super instead, surprising Trunks into letting go.
Goku is amaaaaaaazed.
Kakkarot, that's not fair!
Don't look at me, he did it!
AnnouncerGuy chooses not to comment on the sudden hair color change.
Hercule is officially terrified.
Beedoododoo widdly widdly doo doo weoooo.
Videl's eyes are bulging out of her head!
Trunks gets mad at Goten for going super because they promised not to. Trunks decides to embarrass him by not using his left arm. Goten is offended!
The fight resumes with it's usual ferocity, but Trunks faithfully keeps his left arm behind his back.
UuuuuuWOW!
The camera crew is still trying to fix the cameras. Everyone on the team has a weird accent.
Hahahaha uhuhuhah ah ahahah uh ah
Goten kicks Trunks in the face and follows up with a kick, and Trunks uses a ki blast. NO FAIR!
Sorry, Goten! ...Sorry I didn't hit you.
Goten must be eating all his vegetables!
Videl's suddenly angry at Gohan for giving Goten special training but not her.
Goten hangs in the air. He divebombs the stadium. Trunks waits patiently, trying to figure out his strategy.
Everyone's really into the fight, especially Vegeta.
Goten bounces off the floor with some ki then Trunks dodges and goes super and ki blasts Goten so he can't stop and goes out of bounds.
Videl's hair. Omg.
Vegeta laughs proudly.
THE NEW WORLD JUNIOR CHAMPION: TRUUUUUUUUNKS
Chi chi feels sorry for Goten while Bulma dances a victory dance. Roshi admires her ass-shaking.
They're both super saiyans?! What's up with this generation?!
Vegeta gives Goku a friendly pat on the shoulder and tells him there's always next year. That would not be his attitude if Trunks lost.
Goten is mad that Trunks both went super and used his left hand. Trunks has a bunch of loopholes ready but Goten's still angry so he bribes him with toys. BFF.
TRUNKS WILL NOW FIGHT THE WORLD CHAMPION.... MISTER SATAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Hercule is NOT happy.
All the adults think this is going to be the funniest thing ever. Gohan starts dancing wildly and pretending it's a joke to distract Videl.
Hercule still isn't out. AnnouncerGuy stalls for time and asks everyone to start cheering. UNBELIEVABLE! IT DIDN'T WORK! CAN WE GET LOUDER?! YOU CAN GET LOUDER THAN THAT! ONE! TWO! THREE! GOOOOO! ......WHERE ARE YOU MISTER SATAN?!
....waaaaah.
END OF EPISODE
It took me almost half an hour but I finally got my bottle of Nesquik open.
NEXT EPISODE
Beedoo doo doo, beedoo doo doo, beedoo doo doo doo
Bumbabumbabumbabummmm WE ARE NOW HAPPY TO BRING YOU AN EXHIBITION MATCH BETWEEN LITTLE TRUNKS AND THE WORLD CHAMPION MISTER SATAN!!!! THE STRONGEST MAN ALIVE!!!!
Mister Satan confides in some guy that he has no chance of winning.
No really. I'm totally serious.
...ahhahaha Mister Satan you're so funny.
Trunks doesn't want to rest. The guy pats Hercule on the back and he stumbles out and starts yelling and posing as usual.
The group in the crowd is mildly curious about he's going to do.
Trunks tries to figure out if Hercule's actually strong or not.
Hercule scolds Goten for encouraging Trunks.
Krillin suggests they all go get something to eat and the group heads out, leaving Gohan to humor Videl.
Hercule makes weird noises and starts fighting the air. Trunks watches patiently.
What in the world is he doing?! He couldn't have been serious, could he? Trunks decides Hercule's pretending to be weak to bring his guard down. He starts stretching.
Hercule tries to convince Trunks it's just a show.
No way, I'm going to try my best!
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THESE TWO GREAT WARRIORS!
Bulma shouts for Trunks to KICK HIS BUTT YEAAAAAH
Hercule has an idea and grabs his knee in pain. The Announcer rushes over to see the problem. It's an old injury from fighting Cell!!!! He runs off to get a medic, and Hercule has a miraculous recovery. AMAAAAAAZING!
Hercule stares in horror at Trunks' warm ups. He decides to outsmart the little rascal. He runs over and tells Trunks about the Champion's Handshake. A little tiny punch, like a tap, on the cheek. You have to do it. It's tradition. GENTLY.
ALRIGHTY THEN HERE WE GO SPORTSFANS!!!
Trunks gets in stance. Hercule leans over and offers his face to be punched. How chivalrous!
Trunks does a gentle punch. Hercule's eyes bulge out of his head and he's knocked into a wall out of bounds.
Everyone stares in shocked silence.
BUT BUT IT'S ---ONE PUNCH BUT ---- FATHER!!!!
Aw darnit Trunks why'd you have to do something like that?!
Trunks is confused. Hercule's out cold. He starts twitches and rises to his feet slowly. He starts stage laughing. HE BEAT ME UP FAIR AND SQUARE. WHAT A FIGHTER.
Now that's what I call a hero alright! Letting the little kid win! You're always so full of surprises.
You really don't think I would fight a kid, did you? Hercule walks calmly to his dressing room as Trunks is baffled. He rolls on the ground in pain. AnnouncerGuy ruffles Trunks' hair and congratulates him.
Goku does not care for the tournament's nachos. They head backstage to eat instead. Piccolo is Majunior.
Vegeta thinks it's about time they got some special treatment.
Krillin wants Goku's prize money and flirts with 18, who blushes.
Trunks is being interviewed.
DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU HOW CUTE YOU ARE?
...No.
DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS FOR THE OTHER CHILDREN?
....No.
Trunks distracts the reporters and runs off with Goten.
Reporters. They're just rude people. Trunks begins to hatch a plan.
Goku and Vegeta emjoy the buffet thoroughly while everyone else watches in amazement/disgust/boredom. Gohan and Videl join them and Gohan fills them in on the exhibition match.
Gohan joins chow time. The dishes just pile up, obscuring 18's and Piccolo's view.
You saiyans sure can eat!
What's a saiyan?
KRILLIN SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!
Gohan asks if Videl's on a diet since she ate so little.
Goku is stuffed and asks that nobody punch him in the gut. Vegeta promises if they fight each other in the first round that he will punch him in the gut.
They all come upon some MYSTERIOUS STRANGERRRRRRRS. WEEEOOOOOOO
Purpleman knows Goku's naaaaaaame how mysterioussssssss~
Everyone is confused. Vegeta is probably kind of angry he didn't say he wants to fight him.
They shake hands. He smiles. HOW TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALLLLLL.
Piccolo doesn't like the feel of it. They're strong.
Real strong. But hey, isn't that what this tournament's about?
DUN. DUN. DADAADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADD DUN DUN DUN.
END OF EPISODE
NOW I must get back to writing about how ASIANS HAVE NO HOME.
(It's a stupid class.)