"Guns.."

[mirokus_lj]

Today, I spoke with Sango briefly.. I do not understand why she gets so upset about anything I do. *sigh* I do not understand Sango. She told me she needed time alone and went for a walk. *shakes head

Comments

[gobblersknob]

The thing you have to understand about Sango is, she doesn't like it when you grope other women.

And I'm amazed a monk like you would buy something so horrid as a gun.

[mirokus_lj]

I find this thing... strange. I wish to find out how it works.

*blinks* Pfft... Sango... erm I do not know.

[gobblersknob]

Ask Kagome to let you watch "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" They explain how a gun works in that movie. Mind you, it's not technical.

Trust me on Sango. I think if you only groped her she'd be much much happier. Actually if you didn't grope anyone at all she'd be alot happier.

[mirokus_lj]

*blinks* Groping Sango... more..?

[gobblersknob]

no.

Grope Sango never.
Grope anyone never.

No groping.
Ever.

[mirokus_lj]

As I told Sango. I will try, however...

[gobblersknob]

I know. The womens are sexy in Tokyo.

BUT, you can just grope sango and it'll still make her a bit happier.

[mirokus_lj]

*nods* I will try that.

[gobblersknob]

*thumbs up* Good luck!

[mirokus_lj]

*bows* Thank you "gobblersknob."

[gobblersknob]

Oh please, call me Jess

[mirokus_lj]

*chuckles.* Okay, Jess...

Will you... eh, nevermind.

[gobblersknob]

*face palm*

Asking women to bear your child is the same thing as groping.

[mirokus_lj]

I had control over myself!

[gobblersknob]

You almost didn't!