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[mirokudamonk]

Once Upon A Time
In A Far Away Land
There Was..............

A BUNCH OF PSYCOTIC PENGUINS!!!!
DUN DUN DUN!

They Were In Vietnam And Were Increadably Angry About The Property Tax On Their Houses!!!!!!
Oh No!!!

Here Is Their Story!!

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Chapter 1
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Penguin 1: "God Damnit Im So Tired of These Damn Property Taxes Getting So High!"

Penguin 2: "Its Okay Tim We Will Stop These Taxes!"

Tim: "I Dont Need Your Optimism Jeff."

Jeff: "Oh Come On Now, You Need To Lighten Up. With Our Skills That We Gained In Vietnam, We Should Be Able To Stop This Hellish Act!"

Tim: " Your Right Jeff, We Can Stop These So Called 'Taxes' And Still Keep Our Dignity"

*At The State House In Virginia*

*Wall Shatters Inward, The Silouet Of Two Penguins With STG's Can Be Seen*

Tim: "YOU READY TO DO THIS JEFF!?"

Jeff: "H311z y34!!!!"

Tim: "GO GO GO!"

*Penguins Charge In And Begin To Fire STG'S At Everything*

Tim/Jeff: "RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gov: " What The Hell Is With These Penguins!!!???"

Random Smart Guy: " These Are The Ones That Complained On The Property Taxes."

Gov: "I Dont Charge THAT Much."

RSG: "Sir, You charge Them eight-hundred Thousand A Month for their trailers."

Gov: "AAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD???"

RSG: "Thats Alot Sir."

Gov: "Oh, Damnit."

*Police Arive*

Cop1: "Penguins If You Stop Shooting Those Out Dated German Weapons, We Will Lower Your Taxes To Thirty Cents A Month."

Tim: "Oh okay."

*Penguins Leave The Blood Stained Room Behind*


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Jeff : "Well That Helped Alot."

Tim: "You Said It Tim, You Said It."