You don't have to live fast or die young to leave an attractive corpse...
If you are seriously, sincerely suicidal and want to make a good impression on your way to a better place, I believe I can help make your final wish a reality.
Our group offers our clients a full range of services: from method, location, and fashion consultation to suicide note editing and final-state photography. It also guarantees that your suicide will be an event that nobody will easily forget.
If life no longer has sweetness for you and you would like your final breath to be breathed in an air of beauty and purpose, I can help.
A well-considered suicide is not a sloppy, repellent affair, but a piece of performance art: a tribute to what was and what could have been. These elements include:
~ An appropriate location. The right place for a suicide is private, calm, and of meaning to the intended. There should be no significant chance of premature discovery and no need to rush.
~ A well-thought-out, hand-written suicide note, suitable for publication.
~ No trace of malice or vengeance. Make your suicide about you, not about those who brought you to this place. Don't leave this world with angry words on your lips.
~ A method that requires no unnecessary effort or pain, fits the personality of the suicide, and does not endanger others. It should not create a more difficult cleanup than necessary. Those angry suicides who wish to use shotguns or dramatically throw themselves in front of buses should look elsewhere.
~ Optimal opportunity for a poetic and heart-wrenching discovery.
~ An attractive death. This means appropriate dress for the occasion, no significant disfigurement, and an eye-pleasing final position. Lighting and setting should also be arranged to optimize the atmosphere.
~ A complete professional-quality photographic record, after the fact.
NOTE: We do not consider helping someone find peace and beauty in their last moments to be immoral. we also take steps to make the loss easier on those around the deceased, and I consider this to be a great good.
We will not participate in suicides that put others at risk (such as standing in front of a train), are visible to the public (such as jumping off a ledge), involve another individual (such as physician-assisted suicide), or cannot be reasonably guaranteed to leave an attractive corpse (such as drowning at sea). Some borderline suicide methods can be made to meet our guidelines with careful planning (gunshots, automobile exhaust asphyxiation, hanging, etc.)
And yes. We would like to respond by saying that this is, indeed, a real service. However, we insist that anyone who has genuinely suicidal feelings contact a suicide-prevention source immediately and worry about how to contact us if there is truly no other solution. In a perfect world, we would never have clients, and frankly we could live with that.
Some people have expressed concern that our business glorifies suicide, might make suicide look attractive, or might be insulting to those who have had a suicide in their family. We do not intend any of these. We believe that suicide is a sad necessity for a tragic few, not something to be glorified. To those who have suffered a suicide in their family, we can only offer our condolences and suggest that you not seek out suicide-related Web sites, as they may cause you unnecessary grief.
~ 20% Discount for Double Suicides ~
Our group offers our clients a full range of services: from method, location, and fashion consultation to suicide note editing and final-state photography. It also guarantees that your suicide will be an event that nobody will easily forget.
If life no longer has sweetness for you and you would like your final breath to be breathed in an air of beauty and purpose, I can help.
A well-considered suicide is not a sloppy, repellent affair, but a piece of performance art: a tribute to what was and what could have been. These elements include:
~ An appropriate location. The right place for a suicide is private, calm, and of meaning to the intended. There should be no significant chance of premature discovery and no need to rush.
~ A well-thought-out, hand-written suicide note, suitable for publication.
~ No trace of malice or vengeance. Make your suicide about you, not about those who brought you to this place. Don't leave this world with angry words on your lips.
~ A method that requires no unnecessary effort or pain, fits the personality of the suicide, and does not endanger others. It should not create a more difficult cleanup than necessary. Those angry suicides who wish to use shotguns or dramatically throw themselves in front of buses should look elsewhere.
~ Optimal opportunity for a poetic and heart-wrenching discovery.
~ An attractive death. This means appropriate dress for the occasion, no significant disfigurement, and an eye-pleasing final position. Lighting and setting should also be arranged to optimize the atmosphere.
~ A complete professional-quality photographic record, after the fact.
NOTE: We do not consider helping someone find peace and beauty in their last moments to be immoral. we also take steps to make the loss easier on those around the deceased, and I consider this to be a great good.
We will not participate in suicides that put others at risk (such as standing in front of a train), are visible to the public (such as jumping off a ledge), involve another individual (such as physician-assisted suicide), or cannot be reasonably guaranteed to leave an attractive corpse (such as drowning at sea). Some borderline suicide methods can be made to meet our guidelines with careful planning (gunshots, automobile exhaust asphyxiation, hanging, etc.)
And yes. We would like to respond by saying that this is, indeed, a real service. However, we insist that anyone who has genuinely suicidal feelings contact a suicide-prevention source immediately and worry about how to contact us if there is truly no other solution. In a perfect world, we would never have clients, and frankly we could live with that.
Some people have expressed concern that our business glorifies suicide, might make suicide look attractive, or might be insulting to those who have had a suicide in their family. We do not intend any of these. We believe that suicide is a sad necessity for a tragic few, not something to be glorified. To those who have suffered a suicide in their family, we can only offer our condolences and suggest that you not seek out suicide-related Web sites, as they may cause you unnecessary grief.
~ 20% Discount for Double Suicides ~