...but ....but ...everybody's doing it! And I couldn't decide.

[mirli]

There's on Spoiler of Doom I would like to brainbleach. 'Gets pregnant by' and 'with the lead piping' should not be in the same sentence.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Severus Snape becomes a barista at Starbucks with an army of furious ghosts
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Oh noes! The ultimate punishment.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Remus Lupin joins a Beatles tribute band, as John Lennon in a very sexy scene
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C'mon, anything involving John Lennon is sexy.


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Voldemort saves the universe during the Triwizard Tournament
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Who knows... maybe Cedric was going to kill everybody!!!



My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Harry kills Lord Voldemort in a dark passage
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