Handbasket? Where?
And, because beccastareyes did it for her character, now I want to see how Tara (or Mary, as she goes by now) the dwelf measures up!
[X]-Frequently wears black clothing. She's got black mithril armor that she wears all the time!
[ ]-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[ ]-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
[ ]-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other [Satanic worshipping symbols.]
[ ]-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[X]-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) She listens to elf music. That probably counts.
[X]-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. ...she's a dwelf who has a flying viper named Enver as her companion. What do YOU think?
[X]-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. Her? No way, dude, unless you count shooting things as a "sport."
[X]-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. She's a fucking DWELF, people! DUH!
[ ]-Takes drugs.
[X]-Drinks alcohol. Well, she IS 24. Not to mention half dwarf...
[ ]-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[ ]-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
[X]-Complains of boredom. Every now and then. And usually in vulgar language. ^_^
[X]-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Her sleep tends to be interrupted by things attacking the party...
[ ]-Is excessively awake during the night.
[ ]-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
[X]-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Well, yeah, because the other people are a little weirded out by the fact she talks to a snake.
[X]-Spends large amounts of time alone. She's not that social, but is it "alone" if she's with her snake?
[X]-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) It can be hard to hear what the animals are saying otherwise.
[X]-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Well, again, she's a GRADUATE STUDENT!
[X]-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Considering she's running around illegally unregistered? Um...yeah.
[ ]-Misbehaves at school.
[ ]-Misbehaves at home.
[ ]-Eats excessively or too little.
[X]-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. I'm sure she's eaten weird "goth" cuisine. And, she probably liked Count Chocula as a kid.
[ ]-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[X]-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) She just came from grad school for this adventure. I'd say so! Not to mention catching up on 30 years of being cryogenically frozen...
[ ]-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[X]-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Umm...yeah. She was a student, after all.
[ ]-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[ ]-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[ ]-Expresses an interest in sex. Amazingly enough, she doesn't really. She kind of shies away from it, probably because she is a dwelf.
[X]-Masturbates Eh, most likely. It's a fairly normal thing to do, especially since she's too romantically shy to get herself an actual partner, so she doesn't have many options left for release, now, does she?
[ ]-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. No, but she's been hit on by a gay woman before...
[X]-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Again, she's a DWELF! DUH!
[ ]-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
[ ]-Claims to be a goth.
The dwelf gets 18 points for being evil. ^_^
[X]-Frequently wears black clothing. She's got black mithril armor that she wears all the time!
[ ]-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[ ]-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
[ ]-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other [Satanic worshipping symbols.]
[ ]-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[X]-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) She listens to elf music. That probably counts.
[X]-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. ...she's a dwelf who has a flying viper named Enver as her companion. What do YOU think?
[X]-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. Her? No way, dude, unless you count shooting things as a "sport."
[X]-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. She's a fucking DWELF, people! DUH!
[ ]-Takes drugs.
[X]-Drinks alcohol. Well, she IS 24. Not to mention half dwarf...
[ ]-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[ ]-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
[X]-Complains of boredom. Every now and then. And usually in vulgar language. ^_^
[X]-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Her sleep tends to be interrupted by things attacking the party...
[ ]-Is excessively awake during the night.
[ ]-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
[X]-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Well, yeah, because the other people are a little weirded out by the fact she talks to a snake.
[X]-Spends large amounts of time alone. She's not that social, but is it "alone" if she's with her snake?
[X]-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) It can be hard to hear what the animals are saying otherwise.
[X]-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Well, again, she's a GRADUATE STUDENT!
[X]-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Considering she's running around illegally unregistered? Um...yeah.
[ ]-Misbehaves at school.
[ ]-Misbehaves at home.
[ ]-Eats excessively or too little.
[X]-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. I'm sure she's eaten weird "goth" cuisine. And, she probably liked Count Chocula as a kid.
[ ]-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[X]-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) She just came from grad school for this adventure. I'd say so! Not to mention catching up on 30 years of being cryogenically frozen...
[ ]-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[X]-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Umm...yeah. She was a student, after all.
[ ]-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[ ]-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[ ]-Expresses an interest in sex. Amazingly enough, she doesn't really. She kind of shies away from it, probably because she is a dwelf.
[X]-Masturbates Eh, most likely. It's a fairly normal thing to do, especially since she's too romantically shy to get herself an actual partner, so she doesn't have many options left for release, now, does she?
[ ]-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. No, but she's been hit on by a gay woman before...
[X]-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Again, she's a DWELF! DUH!
[ ]-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
[ ]-Claims to be a goth.
The dwelf gets 18 points for being evil. ^_^