Cats

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I read the first of these with Arwen on my lap, petting her with one hand while I scrolled with the other. I had to laugh quietly to avoid waking her.

http://distractify.com/people/personal/agonizing-struggles-that-prove-cat-owners-are-the-best-people-ever/

Seriously, watch the cat make the alligator back off.
http://distractify.com/people/personal/27-ways-cats-are-taking-over/