A Part Of a Conversation With Pétur From About Two Years Ago
me: EYES!
I wish I had eyes.
21:59 Doktor: :O wow!
You'll get some one day :)
me: If I'm good?
Doktor: If you're bad.
22:00 me: But if I'm good, I get wings, and what use are wings when you don't have eyes? I'd fly into things all the time.
22:01 Doktor: BAT SENSE!
me: Ooh!
Doktor: Yeah, good folk get bat senses and wings
me: So all bats are really very good people?
Doktor: Yeah.
22:02 me: Jared just gave me eyes! Yay! :D
Doktor: Woooo! :D now you can be a bird :D
me: Yatta!
But one eye is twice as big as the other one.
22:03 Doktor: Awww :(
me: But it's better than nothing. I don't want to be like those losers in The Country of the Blind. :D
22:04 Doktor: eww, they had TEH GAYS :D
me: No, just llamas.
22:05 Doktor: oooh
me: They spit.
22:06 Doktor: Evil llama.
me: If I had a llama, I would arm it and take over the world.
Doktor: With Acidspit?
22:07 me: Merhaps.
Doktor: !!!
22:08 me: If you had a llama, would you eat it?
Doktor: Nah, I'd frighten kids
me: Cool.
Llama with tophat?
22:10 Doktor: Yeah, it would wear a suit, and breathe flames
me: Cool!
I want one like that.
22:12 Doktor: We can share.
me: Or clone.
Doktor: yes :D
22:13 me: My brother read my script and he is frustrated because it ends just when it's getting interesting.
22:14 Doktor: :( it's very first act.
me: Yeah. It made me a bit sad to end it there.
22:15 Doktor: Can always continue later.
me: Eggshmactly.
Doktor: Eggs!
22:16 me: Are nice.
Unless they've got evil creatures in them.
22:20 Doktor: like in that book I once read about Humpty Dumpty.
me: :O
Doktor: It's awesome, the Big Over Easy I think it's called.
I must lend it to you when you return :D
22:21 me: Righto!
22:22 Did you know that when parents in Germany talk about doctors to their children, they tend to use the term Onkel Doktor (uncle doctor). This just strikes me as slightly disturbing when connected with Doktor Per.
Doktor: :D hahahahaha, that's hilarious
22:23 Onkel Doktor Per
me: Your new title!
Doktor: Oh wow!
22:24 me: In Germany children call unrelated nice adults uncle and aunt.
Doktor: I want to do the opposite.
calling related mean relatives strangers.
me: Lol!
22:25 Who are you? Why are you in my house? I don't have a brother!
Doktor: Hahahahaha :D "Mom? I don't know any MOM person."
22:26 me: Is that an acronym for something? Murderer of Monkeys?
Doktor: I hope not.
22:27 me: Monkey of Murderers?
Doktor: Monkeys on Mars
22:28 me: Mullets over Minds!
Doktor: Mullets over Munich
that makes me laugh like crazy
me: Rofl!
I wish I had eyes.
21:59 Doktor: :O wow!
You'll get some one day :)
me: If I'm good?
Doktor: If you're bad.
22:00 me: But if I'm good, I get wings, and what use are wings when you don't have eyes? I'd fly into things all the time.
22:01 Doktor: BAT SENSE!
me: Ooh!
Doktor: Yeah, good folk get bat senses and wings
me: So all bats are really very good people?
Doktor: Yeah.
22:02 me: Jared just gave me eyes! Yay! :D
Doktor: Woooo! :D now you can be a bird :D
me: Yatta!
But one eye is twice as big as the other one.
22:03 Doktor: Awww :(
me: But it's better than nothing. I don't want to be like those losers in The Country of the Blind. :D
22:04 Doktor: eww, they had TEH GAYS :D
me: No, just llamas.
22:05 Doktor: oooh
me: They spit.
22:06 Doktor: Evil llama.
me: If I had a llama, I would arm it and take over the world.
Doktor: With Acidspit?
22:07 me: Merhaps.
Doktor: !!!
22:08 me: If you had a llama, would you eat it?
Doktor: Nah, I'd frighten kids
me: Cool.
Llama with tophat?
22:10 Doktor: Yeah, it would wear a suit, and breathe flames
me: Cool!
I want one like that.
22:12 Doktor: We can share.
me: Or clone.
Doktor: yes :D
22:13 me: My brother read my script and he is frustrated because it ends just when it's getting interesting.
22:14 Doktor: :( it's very first act.
me: Yeah. It made me a bit sad to end it there.
22:15 Doktor: Can always continue later.
me: Eggshmactly.
Doktor: Eggs!
22:16 me: Are nice.
Unless they've got evil creatures in them.
22:20 Doktor: like in that book I once read about Humpty Dumpty.
me: :O
Doktor: It's awesome, the Big Over Easy I think it's called.
I must lend it to you when you return :D
22:21 me: Righto!
22:22 Did you know that when parents in Germany talk about doctors to their children, they tend to use the term Onkel Doktor (uncle doctor). This just strikes me as slightly disturbing when connected with Doktor Per.
Doktor: :D hahahahaha, that's hilarious
22:23 Onkel Doktor Per
me: Your new title!
Doktor: Oh wow!
22:24 me: In Germany children call unrelated nice adults uncle and aunt.
Doktor: I want to do the opposite.
calling related mean relatives strangers.
me: Lol!
22:25 Who are you? Why are you in my house? I don't have a brother!
Doktor: Hahahahaha :D "Mom? I don't know any MOM person."
22:26 me: Is that an acronym for something? Murderer of Monkeys?
Doktor: I hope not.
22:27 me: Monkey of Murderers?
Doktor: Monkeys on Mars
22:28 me: Mullets over Minds!
Doktor: Mullets over Munich
that makes me laugh like crazy
me: Rofl!