List of New Year's resolutions
New Year's resolutions are pretty dumb. Notice how many people are on a diet in January but have forgotten all about it in February?
But just to keep the tradition, here goes:
*Stop making stupid jokes and make funny ones instead (yeah right)
*Publish "The Mystery of the Magic Coin" (if I don't manage to do that, I'll punch myself in the face)
*Shoot Snorra-Gredda (that sounds weird)
*Get a 10 in attendance at least one semester (yeah right again)
*Eat more candy (now we're talking!)
*Turn 18 (that could be tough, let's see if I manage)
*Stop making New Year's resolutions that I can't keep (WEEEE!!)
Ooh! Ooh! How about: "*Get a boyfriend"? Nah!
But just to keep the tradition, here goes:
*Stop making stupid jokes and make funny ones instead (yeah right)
*Publish "The Mystery of the Magic Coin" (if I don't manage to do that, I'll punch myself in the face)
*Shoot Snorra-Gredda (that sounds weird)
*Get a 10 in attendance at least one semester (yeah right again)
*Eat more candy (now we're talking!)
*Turn 18 (that could be tough, let's see if I manage)
*Stop making New Year's resolutions that I can't keep (WEEEE!!)
Ooh! Ooh! How about: "*Get a boyfriend"? Nah!