100 Ways of Messing With Stupid People's Heads

Jun 04, 2007 23:31

Lesson 1: Chatrooms

1. Join a chatroom, picking a screenname like HunkySurferDude

2. Scroll through the user list until you find a name like SexyCheerleader

3. Send her a personal message

4. The conversation should go something like this:

HunkySurferDude: hi, im 21, tall, tan and muscular, how bout u?
SexyCheerleader: im 16 blonde long legs and big boobs ;)
HunkySurferDude: oh
HunkySurferDude: sounds sexy
HunkySurferDude: but actually i prefer chubby brunettes. bye!

5. If you're lucky the cheerleader might still reply:

SexyCheerleader: i wus lying, iam a chuby brunett!!!!11

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