This link is stolen/imitated/what-have-you from Kathryn's blog, but it is too good to not pass on.
Background: Italian composer Giorgio Battistelli has been commissioned to adapt An Inconvenient Truth into an opera, and NY Times writer John Tierney had significant fun crafting a fake letter from the composer to Al Gore in response to fictional notes on a draft. Hilarious! Enjoy.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/17/science/earth/17tier.html?ex=1371441600&en=3f1c5f35bf2425c5&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink