OK, he's just a college student. But behold, for here is his argument for *why* his freshly dumped ex should edit TEN of his stories: "Through your inadequacy to fulfill me, I have realized my own egotism. I cannot thank you enough," and "I am currently vacationing in New York City, making it damn hard to edit," and a rather assuming ten attachments.
what WHAT?
Thanks to bookslut for the link.
http://jezebel.com/5016930/through-your-inadequacy-to-fulfill-me-i-have-realized-my-own-egotism