Some Quality Time
Title: Some Quality Time
Pairing: Changmin/Jaejoong
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: Un-beta'd
Idea: Prompt from 30 Days OTP Challenge on Tumblr
Summary: Jaejoong decides to introduce Changmin to a new species of human beings ... fangirls.
A/N: So Kawaii Kon just started yesterday on Friday and I thought that I might as well start on the next prompt. Sorry it's a bit long and too much dialogue. =/
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"Here."
Changmin stared at the set of clothing that his boyfriend had handed to him,
"What's this?"
"There's an anime convention today, so I pre-ordered these costumes for us to wear to the event," Jaejoong explained with a smile and dug into his bag. Changmin flinched when the older teen placed a black fedora on his head.
"We're going to cosplay an anime called Katekyo Hitman Reborn or KHR for short. You're going to be the Hitman Reborn and I'm going to go as Lambo, the 15-year old Lambo," Jaejoong said with a smile.
"And why are we doing this?" Changmin sighed.
"Because," Jaejoong tried on the cow print dress shirt, "I was bored, midterm exams killed me, and I needed something to get you out of your room. It's not healthy to stay there. Your mother has been complaining that she hardly talks to you."
"You've only met my mother once, and you act like you're best friends with her," Changmin sneered, cautiously looking down at the black dress suit in his hands.
"We are friends. We had a tea date not long ago. It was fun. I can see why your father married her," Jaejoong smiled nostalgically.
"Yah! You sound like you're in love with my mom or something. Stop it," Changmin snapped. Jaejoong chuckled,
"What? I can't get close to my future in-laws?"
Changmin choked on air, "In-laws? Yah, we're only 15-years old. How can you even think that already? Besides, this topic has gone way off course."
"Right," Jaejoong shimmied out of his pants right in the middle of the living room.
"Hyung! The windows are open! And can't you take that into the bathroom?" Changmin was shocked by his boyfriend's sudden action.
"Why are you acting shy all of a sudden? It's nothing I haven't let you see before," Jaejoong shrugged and started to unbutton his school uniform.
"Stop! Stop!" Changmin stopped the other's hands and pushed the other down the hallway while quickly snatching his boyfriend's khaki pants from the floor, "Go, go to the bathroom."
Jaejoong turned around with a pout, "Can I at least watch you change?"
Changmin unfortunately heard his boyfriend's last words before he slammed the door shut and blushed all the way up to his ears. The door opened a second later, the other teen undressed except for his boxers,
"Hey, Min. Do you have some body paint?"
"Wh-Why would I have something like that? And what do you even need it for?" Changmin sputtered.
"Nevermind. What about flower stickers? Surely you have some of those lying around?"
"No we don't --" Changmin began but Jaejoong stepped out from behind the bathroom door and continued down the hallway,
"Where's your sister's room? I think they have some there."
"You can't walk around my house naked!" Changmin stalked after the older teen.
"I'm not naked, Min. I'm half naked, there's a difference. Besides, I'm still wearing my boxers. It'll be okay if someone were to pop in unannounced," Jaejoong said nonchalantly while opening different doors to different rooms.
"At least cover yourself first. What if my mom sees you?"
"She'll eventually learn to be okay with it. Oh, is this it?"
Changmin could only follow the other teen into his sisters' bedroom. Jaejoong immediately sat down at the desk and began looking through the drawers. Changmin stood behind the older boy,
"You need to ask permission first before you go through someone's belongings."
"They're both not here at the moment, so I can't ask them. Besides, they're not going to notice a piece of sticker missing," Jaejoong said as he acquired a small green flower sticker and stood up. He patted the other's cheek as he walked by,
"Don't get so worked up. Hurry up and change, I want to go and see the good stuff first."
-x-
"And why am I here?"
Changmin looked at his friend, "You're the one who introduced me to Jaejoong, so if I'm going to have a bad time then you will too. Besides, isn't your little boyfriend attending the convention too?"
Changmin then nudged his chin over to where Jaejoong and the teen's cousin were standing in line to get an autograph of a famous voice actor.
"Junsu said that I didn't need to come with him because he had you and Jaejoong to go with. But someone didn't want to sulk in the corner by himself and decided to drag his poor friend along," Yoochun grumbled. Changmin elbowed his friend hard,
"I'm not sulking. I just don't see what's so great about going to an anime convention. Why waste 25 dollars per person to get in, then waste even more money to buy stuff? To me, it's like taking my ex-girlfriend shopping all over again."
"So, you've been to one of these before? How come I don't have this information in my list of blackmail material for you?" Yoochun frowned. Changmin sneered, just as he saw his boyfriend and Junsu making their way back to them,
"Because I don't want you to use it against me."
"Well, you can't escape this blackmail, although the costume really fits you. What are you? Some sort of mob boss?" Yoochun plucked the black fedora from Changmin's head and placed it on his own.
"No," Jaejoong huffed when he finally stood in front of them, "He's a hitman."
Yoochun cocked an eyebrow, "Isn't that the same thing?"
"No, a mob boss is a person that controls the criminal organization while a hitman is the person that a mob boss assigns to kill someone," Jaejoong snatched the fedora back and returned it to his boyfriend's head.
"It's Reborn and Lambo!" the four of them heard a girl squeal. Changmin stared at the girl who approached them.
"Can I take a picture of you two together?" the girl asked.
"Sure," Jaejoong answered with a smile while Changmin sat there, confused at what was happening.
"Let's go, Chunnie. Bye, Jae. Let's meet up in an hour, okay?" Junsu said as he tugged his smirking boyfriend away. Jaejoong nodded in agreement and then returned his attention to the girl fidgeting in front of them, all the while slipping an arm around Changmin's shoulder.
"And . . ." the girl bit her lips, "Are you guys together? I apologize for asking if you're not."
"We are, aren't we?" Jaejoong smiled, but Changmin glared hard at the girl,
"And why are you asking if we're together?"
"Um . . . I was wondering if you'd take requests . . ." the girl whispered, her confidence withering thanks to a glare pinning her to the spot.
"Requests? What are you talking --" Changmin began but Jaejoong cut in with an enthusiastic 'Yes'.
"Is it okay to have a picture of you two kissing?" the girl asked. Changmin automatically stood up, baffled by what he was hearing,
"That's enough. Who are you to ask if we're together, then request that we kiss? Do you have some sick fantasy taking pictures of two people kissing?"
"I --"
Jaejoong realized that the girl was quite flustered by his boyfriend's outburst, so he pinched his boyfriend's side and smiled at the crestfallen girl,
"He's irritated that he has to share me with people, so don't be sad. We'll gladly do what you requested."
"Really?" the girl felt hopeful.
"Yup. Now, Changmin . . . are you ready to kiss me?" Jaejoong grinned cheekily at his boyfriend.
"Shut up. This better be the only time that I'm doing this," Changmin grumbled, letting his boyfriend lean in to press their lips together. When he heard the camera shutter go off, he was the first to pull away.
"Thank you," the girl whispered with a blush and ran off to where her friend was waiting. Changmin sat back down and stared up at Jaejoong,
"Is this why you wanted to come here? So you can meet these weird people?"
"Um . . ." another female voice said. Changmin stopped and stared at the new girl.
"Can I take a picture of you two?"
-x-
"Never, ever, ever take me back there again," Changmin said as he reached his house. He flung off the fedora once they entered the house and began unbuttoning his black suit jacket. Jaejoong picked up the fedora from the ground and followed the other teen upstairs but not before greeting his boyfriend's family in the living room.
Changmin successfully took off his suit jacket and began undoing his tie. He was so frustrated with what had happened earlier that day, that he accidentally knotted his tie and he huffed in irritation. Jaejoong found his boyfriend's pain amusing, but he hid his smile as he walked up to the other teen to help untie the knot,
"But it was fun, right? Even though we spent two hours letting fangirls take pictures of us, we still managed to look at other things."
Changmin sneered, "I don't understand. What's so good about two guys kissing? It's like they've never seen it before."
"It's every fangirl's dream to have their OTPs together. There was a reason why I had you dressed up as Reborn and I as Lambo. I knew there were some fangirls who shipped them together. Today's situation proved that. There it's done," Jaejoong pulled the tie from around the other teen's neck and rolled it up in a ball.
"I don't even want to know what OTP means or anything that fangirls talk about," Changmin huffed, unbuttoning the top button of his black dress shirt. Jaejoong chuckled, sitting down on Changmin's bed,
"Fine. But are we going to have sex?"
"What? I'm tired, go home," Changmin sighed and looked through his closet for something to wear. He flinched when he felt arms wrap themselves around his waist and a body at his back.
"Please? I want to try a kink . . ."
"No."
"It'll be fun having cosplay sex. Please?"
Changmin looked over his shoulder to see his boyfriend blinking up at him with a pout on red lips. He steeled his emotions as he grabbed a set of clothing to change and headed out of the bedroom all the while yelling down to his parents that his boyfriend needed a ride home.
Jaejoong huffed, "One day we'll have cosplay sex, Changmin-ah. One day."
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A/N: If you readers don't know the anime I'm talking about or who Reborn and Lambo looks like, then here they are:
Reborn >>
Lambo (15-years old) >>
Pairing: Changmin/Jaejoong
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: Un-beta'd
Idea: Prompt from 30 Days OTP Challenge on Tumblr
Summary: Jaejoong decides to introduce Changmin to a new species of human beings ... fangirls.
A/N: So Kawaii Kon just started yesterday on Friday and I thought that I might as well start on the next prompt. Sorry it's a bit long and too much dialogue. =/
-x-
"Here."
Changmin stared at the set of clothing that his boyfriend had handed to him,
"What's this?"
"There's an anime convention today, so I pre-ordered these costumes for us to wear to the event," Jaejoong explained with a smile and dug into his bag. Changmin flinched when the older teen placed a black fedora on his head.
"We're going to cosplay an anime called Katekyo Hitman Reborn or KHR for short. You're going to be the Hitman Reborn and I'm going to go as Lambo, the 15-year old Lambo," Jaejoong said with a smile.
"And why are we doing this?" Changmin sighed.
"Because," Jaejoong tried on the cow print dress shirt, "I was bored, midterm exams killed me, and I needed something to get you out of your room. It's not healthy to stay there. Your mother has been complaining that she hardly talks to you."
"You've only met my mother once, and you act like you're best friends with her," Changmin sneered, cautiously looking down at the black dress suit in his hands.
"We are friends. We had a tea date not long ago. It was fun. I can see why your father married her," Jaejoong smiled nostalgically.
"Yah! You sound like you're in love with my mom or something. Stop it," Changmin snapped. Jaejoong chuckled,
"What? I can't get close to my future in-laws?"
Changmin choked on air, "In-laws? Yah, we're only 15-years old. How can you even think that already? Besides, this topic has gone way off course."
"Right," Jaejoong shimmied out of his pants right in the middle of the living room.
"Hyung! The windows are open! And can't you take that into the bathroom?" Changmin was shocked by his boyfriend's sudden action.
"Why are you acting shy all of a sudden? It's nothing I haven't let you see before," Jaejoong shrugged and started to unbutton his school uniform.
"Stop! Stop!" Changmin stopped the other's hands and pushed the other down the hallway while quickly snatching his boyfriend's khaki pants from the floor, "Go, go to the bathroom."
Jaejoong turned around with a pout, "Can I at least watch you change?"
Changmin unfortunately heard his boyfriend's last words before he slammed the door shut and blushed all the way up to his ears. The door opened a second later, the other teen undressed except for his boxers,
"Hey, Min. Do you have some body paint?"
"Wh-Why would I have something like that? And what do you even need it for?" Changmin sputtered.
"Nevermind. What about flower stickers? Surely you have some of those lying around?"
"No we don't --" Changmin began but Jaejoong stepped out from behind the bathroom door and continued down the hallway,
"Where's your sister's room? I think they have some there."
"You can't walk around my house naked!" Changmin stalked after the older teen.
"I'm not naked, Min. I'm half naked, there's a difference. Besides, I'm still wearing my boxers. It'll be okay if someone were to pop in unannounced," Jaejoong said nonchalantly while opening different doors to different rooms.
"At least cover yourself first. What if my mom sees you?"
"She'll eventually learn to be okay with it. Oh, is this it?"
Changmin could only follow the other teen into his sisters' bedroom. Jaejoong immediately sat down at the desk and began looking through the drawers. Changmin stood behind the older boy,
"You need to ask permission first before you go through someone's belongings."
"They're both not here at the moment, so I can't ask them. Besides, they're not going to notice a piece of sticker missing," Jaejoong said as he acquired a small green flower sticker and stood up. He patted the other's cheek as he walked by,
"Don't get so worked up. Hurry up and change, I want to go and see the good stuff first."
-x-
"And why am I here?"
Changmin looked at his friend, "You're the one who introduced me to Jaejoong, so if I'm going to have a bad time then you will too. Besides, isn't your little boyfriend attending the convention too?"
Changmin then nudged his chin over to where Jaejoong and the teen's cousin were standing in line to get an autograph of a famous voice actor.
"Junsu said that I didn't need to come with him because he had you and Jaejoong to go with. But someone didn't want to sulk in the corner by himself and decided to drag his poor friend along," Yoochun grumbled. Changmin elbowed his friend hard,
"I'm not sulking. I just don't see what's so great about going to an anime convention. Why waste 25 dollars per person to get in, then waste even more money to buy stuff? To me, it's like taking my ex-girlfriend shopping all over again."
"So, you've been to one of these before? How come I don't have this information in my list of blackmail material for you?" Yoochun frowned. Changmin sneered, just as he saw his boyfriend and Junsu making their way back to them,
"Because I don't want you to use it against me."
"Well, you can't escape this blackmail, although the costume really fits you. What are you? Some sort of mob boss?" Yoochun plucked the black fedora from Changmin's head and placed it on his own.
"No," Jaejoong huffed when he finally stood in front of them, "He's a hitman."
Yoochun cocked an eyebrow, "Isn't that the same thing?"
"No, a mob boss is a person that controls the criminal organization while a hitman is the person that a mob boss assigns to kill someone," Jaejoong snatched the fedora back and returned it to his boyfriend's head.
"It's Reborn and Lambo!" the four of them heard a girl squeal. Changmin stared at the girl who approached them.
"Can I take a picture of you two together?" the girl asked.
"Sure," Jaejoong answered with a smile while Changmin sat there, confused at what was happening.
"Let's go, Chunnie. Bye, Jae. Let's meet up in an hour, okay?" Junsu said as he tugged his smirking boyfriend away. Jaejoong nodded in agreement and then returned his attention to the girl fidgeting in front of them, all the while slipping an arm around Changmin's shoulder.
"And . . ." the girl bit her lips, "Are you guys together? I apologize for asking if you're not."
"We are, aren't we?" Jaejoong smiled, but Changmin glared hard at the girl,
"And why are you asking if we're together?"
"Um . . . I was wondering if you'd take requests . . ." the girl whispered, her confidence withering thanks to a glare pinning her to the spot.
"Requests? What are you talking --" Changmin began but Jaejoong cut in with an enthusiastic 'Yes'.
"Is it okay to have a picture of you two kissing?" the girl asked. Changmin automatically stood up, baffled by what he was hearing,
"That's enough. Who are you to ask if we're together, then request that we kiss? Do you have some sick fantasy taking pictures of two people kissing?"
"I --"
Jaejoong realized that the girl was quite flustered by his boyfriend's outburst, so he pinched his boyfriend's side and smiled at the crestfallen girl,
"He's irritated that he has to share me with people, so don't be sad. We'll gladly do what you requested."
"Really?" the girl felt hopeful.
"Yup. Now, Changmin . . . are you ready to kiss me?" Jaejoong grinned cheekily at his boyfriend.
"Shut up. This better be the only time that I'm doing this," Changmin grumbled, letting his boyfriend lean in to press their lips together. When he heard the camera shutter go off, he was the first to pull away.
"Thank you," the girl whispered with a blush and ran off to where her friend was waiting. Changmin sat back down and stared up at Jaejoong,
"Is this why you wanted to come here? So you can meet these weird people?"
"Um . . ." another female voice said. Changmin stopped and stared at the new girl.
"Can I take a picture of you two?"
-x-
"Never, ever, ever take me back there again," Changmin said as he reached his house. He flung off the fedora once they entered the house and began unbuttoning his black suit jacket. Jaejoong picked up the fedora from the ground and followed the other teen upstairs but not before greeting his boyfriend's family in the living room.
Changmin successfully took off his suit jacket and began undoing his tie. He was so frustrated with what had happened earlier that day, that he accidentally knotted his tie and he huffed in irritation. Jaejoong found his boyfriend's pain amusing, but he hid his smile as he walked up to the other teen to help untie the knot,
"But it was fun, right? Even though we spent two hours letting fangirls take pictures of us, we still managed to look at other things."
Changmin sneered, "I don't understand. What's so good about two guys kissing? It's like they've never seen it before."
"It's every fangirl's dream to have their OTPs together. There was a reason why I had you dressed up as Reborn and I as Lambo. I knew there were some fangirls who shipped them together. Today's situation proved that. There it's done," Jaejoong pulled the tie from around the other teen's neck and rolled it up in a ball.
"I don't even want to know what OTP means or anything that fangirls talk about," Changmin huffed, unbuttoning the top button of his black dress shirt. Jaejoong chuckled, sitting down on Changmin's bed,
"Fine. But are we going to have sex?"
"What? I'm tired, go home," Changmin sighed and looked through his closet for something to wear. He flinched when he felt arms wrap themselves around his waist and a body at his back.
"Please? I want to try a kink . . ."
"No."
"It'll be fun having cosplay sex. Please?"
Changmin looked over his shoulder to see his boyfriend blinking up at him with a pout on red lips. He steeled his emotions as he grabbed a set of clothing to change and headed out of the bedroom all the while yelling down to his parents that his boyfriend needed a ride home.
Jaejoong huffed, "One day we'll have cosplay sex, Changmin-ah. One day."
-x-
A/N: If you readers don't know the anime I'm talking about or who Reborn and Lambo looks like, then here they are:
Reborn >>
Lambo (15-years old) >>