Ou-sama no Branch 04.10.10
Himitsu no damedashi Arashi-chan!
*damedashi - something bad, a fault
--
From Aiba to Nino
"Your pants are too flashy" (pants=underwear)
M: Aiba-san said that someone's pants...
S: Are you dating someone?! Do you go out with one of us here?!
O: So you look that much at his underwear?
A: When an underwear caught my line of vision, I wouldn't notice if it's a plain looking underwearBut there was that someone who wears REALLY flashy underpants.
S: Ohno-san underpants are only two colors, right?
|Ohno Satoshi's pants = black and gray| xD
A: For me, the one who wears those flashy underpants is Ninomiya-kun.
Host: It is a vivid color blue, isn't it.
A: It's sky blue!
N: I was given underpants a lot! I even have an elephant underpants.
And Aiba's reason why flashy underpants are a no-no?
A: Well, not really...then, rather than saying that it's bad...it's that...I get excited <3
N: *hits Aiba* Quit it!
--
From Matsujun to Aiba:
"Whenever the guest is speaking, stop your secret talk"
Caught in the act xD:
Host: From Matsumoto-kun to Aiba-kun
A: Did I do something bad?
M: No, no, no.
Host: Well, this is pretty much a bad thing to do.
Host: "Whenever the guest is speaking, stop your secret talk"
N: This is what Degawa Tet-chan says: "This is the real thing!"
M: In our VIP room, there is a guest sitting here, right? And then, we talk to the guests like this, and during the times when we're like "Oh, that's right", this guy here is talking sneakily.
Host: EH?
M: That frequently happens in VIP room, so we ask what are these 3 doing.
*and they showed the 'proof'* :D
A: But Leader sits here, and I, here, and Ninomiya is also here. So basically. the ones talking are the 3 of us.
O: You come talking to me, so I have no choice, but to listen, right?
Host: So it's Aiba-san's fault.
A: yeah, so it's me after all.
N: That's right, *to Ohno* we also want to hear the guest's story, right? (But this guy here) talks about "this is what happened to me today"
A: There's no such story! I never tell such a private story!
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Nino to Jun
"Your tsukkomi* hurts too much!"
(*tsukkomi in this context refers to the act of hitting)
Host: Does Matsumoto-san know about it?
M: Well, there's none.
Host: None at all?
M: None at all.
N: Well, these 3 here are scared.
Host: 'Your tsukkomi hurts too much! Because you wear two rings.'
M: I'm sorry, I got it. I'm not wearing anything today, though I do have rings.
N: It hurts, you see.
A: They are not cute rings, they are ruggy! (Aiba Japanese fail)
N: You mean 'rugged'
A: yeah, yeah, 'rugged'.
N: I can't imagine a 'ruggy' one.
N: His watch is the next disaster that will attack us.
A: After he hits me, I check my head xDD
N: Whenever Aiba-san really got a painful hit, he evades the second time around xDD
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Sho to Ohno
"You snore loudly whenever you sleep inside the car!"
O: I am not aware of that!
N: Stop that.
A: Each of us have to acknowledge our faults.
O: That's because it's difficult to sleep (inside the car)
S: That is indeed true. Until now, you snore quietly, (but) your snore this morning is terrible.
*and show a demo of Leader's snore xD*
S: When I am about to open the car's door, the ready-to-snore Ohno-san is already on standby.
--
Ohno to Nino
"Don't touch my butt and my nipples"
<-- he can touch Ohno's nipples normally while he's drinking tea xD
N: That's completely me, right?
and the flirting began since they debuted, so yeah, the butt touching is already ten years to date, that Ohno was already used to it xD
and a curious question from Aiba:
A: Why can't you do the same to Matsumoto-san, like touching his nipples?
N: Because his come back *hits* is painful
M: xDD
*damedashi - something bad, a fault
--
From Aiba to Nino
"Your pants are too flashy" (pants=underwear)
M: Aiba-san said that someone's pants...
S: Are you dating someone?! Do you go out with one of us here?!
O: So you look that much at his underwear?
A: When an underwear caught my line of vision, I wouldn't notice if it's a plain looking underwearBut there was that someone who wears REALLY flashy underpants.
S: Ohno-san underpants are only two colors, right?
|Ohno Satoshi's pants = black and gray| xD
A: For me, the one who wears those flashy underpants is Ninomiya-kun.
Host: It is a vivid color blue, isn't it.
A: It's sky blue!
N: I was given underpants a lot! I even have an elephant underpants.
And Aiba's reason why flashy underpants are a no-no?
A: Well, not really...then, rather than saying that it's bad...it's that...I get excited <3
N: *hits Aiba* Quit it!
--
From Matsujun to Aiba:
"Whenever the guest is speaking, stop your secret talk"
Caught in the act xD:
Host: From Matsumoto-kun to Aiba-kun
A: Did I do something bad?
M: No, no, no.
Host: Well, this is pretty much a bad thing to do.
Host: "Whenever the guest is speaking, stop your secret talk"
N: This is what Degawa Tet-chan says: "This is the real thing!"
M: In our VIP room, there is a guest sitting here, right? And then, we talk to the guests like this, and during the times when we're like "Oh, that's right", this guy here is talking sneakily.
Host: EH?
M: That frequently happens in VIP room, so we ask what are these 3 doing.
*and they showed the 'proof'* :D
A: But Leader sits here, and I, here, and Ninomiya is also here. So basically. the ones talking are the 3 of us.
O: You come talking to me, so I have no choice, but to listen, right?
Host: So it's Aiba-san's fault.
A: yeah, so it's me after all.
N: That's right, *to Ohno* we also want to hear the guest's story, right? (But this guy here) talks about "this is what happened to me today"
A: There's no such story! I never tell such a private story!
--
Nino to Jun
"Your tsukkomi* hurts too much!"
(*tsukkomi in this context refers to the act of hitting)
Host: Does Matsumoto-san know about it?
M: Well, there's none.
Host: None at all?
M: None at all.
N: Well, these 3 here are scared.
Host: 'Your tsukkomi hurts too much! Because you wear two rings.'
M: I'm sorry, I got it. I'm not wearing anything today, though I do have rings.
N: It hurts, you see.
A: They are not cute rings, they are ruggy! (Aiba Japanese fail)
N: You mean 'rugged'
A: yeah, yeah, 'rugged'.
N: I can't imagine a 'ruggy' one.
N: His watch is the next disaster that will attack us.
A: After he hits me, I check my head xDD
N: Whenever Aiba-san really got a painful hit, he evades the second time around xDD
--
Sho to Ohno
"You snore loudly whenever you sleep inside the car!"
O: I am not aware of that!
N: Stop that.
A: Each of us have to acknowledge our faults.
O: That's because it's difficult to sleep (inside the car)
S: That is indeed true. Until now, you snore quietly, (but) your snore this morning is terrible.
*and show a demo of Leader's snore xD*
S: When I am about to open the car's door, the ready-to-snore Ohno-san is already on standby.
--
Ohno to Nino
"Don't touch my butt and my nipples"
<-- he can touch Ohno's nipples normally while he's drinking tea xD
N: That's completely me, right?
and the flirting began since they debuted, so yeah, the butt touching is already ten years to date, that Ohno was already used to it xD
and a curious question from Aiba:
A: Why can't you do the same to Matsumoto-san, like touching his nipples?
N: Because his come back *hits* is painful
M: xDD