AnS 02.22.2010
*damn my addiction*
The return of 80s talk!!
Looooooooool!
The topics are fairly interesting though they messed up in most parts xD
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The topics:
1. 'Rice or bread for breakfast' in sumo wrestler style
S: As I thought...I'll have bread for breakfast.
A: But...will it give you energy?
N: But, I'll have bread as well - a melon bread.
A: A melon bread?
J: For me, it is chanko (a sumo stew)
L: It is bread roll for me.
N: Why-
A: You like bread roll, right?
S: Ohno-san like bread roll after all.
L: I wanted to own a bakery.
N: Then why did you end up as a sumo wrestler?
L: Because of my parents.
S: Your parents wanted you to become a sumo wrestler, then.
N: Your parents must have been happy.
L: Ah, they are pleased.
S: Who are those who prefer bread?
S: What kind of bread are you eating?
N: Like I said, it's melon bread. Why are you asking again?
S: What chanko do you eat?
J: I eat various types of chanko everyday.
N: What do you like among those?
J: As expected, I like...miso chanko *cracks up x3*
2. 'My stress relief' method in ninja style
O: Talk about your stress relief method in ninja style.
S: Ninja style?
J: Ninja style?
N: Wait a sec, I never met a ninja before...
O: It's a samurai, a samurai.
S: Ninja style?
J: Hey, how do I use this *shuriken*?
S: How do you relieve your stress?
A: I...I sink into a hot bath (half body bath)
J: A knave!
*lol, Nino fumbled with his shuriken xD*
N: Relax, everyone.
A: He got away.
N: Stress relief, stress relief...
A: What do you think of a half body bath?
N: That's nice.
N: I wonder what I do (to relieve my stress)...
O: Ah, that's normal! (*the way he talked)
All 4: You knave!
J: What are you?!
*pause*
N: I'm a ninja!
O: 20 second is closing in!
J: I, too, have a stress relief method...
A: It won't come in! It won't come in!
*struggles with sword :3*
J: As expected, recently, I went to see a movie...
TIME OVER! *and Jun blames it on the sword*
3. This year's goal in Kansai accent
*lol, they were conversing using random Kansai words xD*
O: Talk about your goals for this year in Kansai accent.
S: It should be that. If I'm to talk about my goal for this year, it should be that.
N: What is that?
S: My goal, as expected...for me to find a hobby.
N: Nande ya nen! (What are you saying?!) Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen!
S: Akan tte! Akan tte! (No way!)
S: Ohno-san, donai yanen? (How about you?)
L: What?
J: A goal.
L: I don't have a goal.
A: Try saying it.
L: Deciding a goal is my goal!
N/A: Then, decide right now.
L: It's impossible...
L: *to Sho* find your own hobby, okay?
S: Never mind, never mind if I don't have any hobby.
S: *to Aiba* how about you?
*lol, sword*
S: *to the sword* Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen!
J: That's dangerous!
S: What is your goal for this year?
S: What is your goal for this year?
N: What is your goal?
A: Last year...we did concerts, right?
S: Right, right?
J: We also did one at the start of this year.
A: We did, right?
J: And we finished in Nagoya, right?
A: It was over. It's part of our work,right? Then, I want to have concerts again this year.
S: That's right.
A: That's my goal.
S: That's right.
4. "My heroic tale" in maid style
O: Talk about my heroic tale - you are all good at this right? - in maid style!
S: We're not good at that!
O: Okay! Put on your maid clothes!
S: We're really going to wear maid clothes?
Audience: CUTE!
L: I'm 30 years old, you know!
S: To call you cute now that you're turning 30 this year...
L: So, talk about 'my heroic tale' in maid style - Start!
S: Do you have any heroic tale, Master?
N: Heroic tale. A heroic tale? What kind of heroic tale do you have, Master? *to Ohno*
S: Master? MASTER? Your hairstyle is different from how it is usually.
L: Heroic tale?
N: What is your heroic tale Master?
L: You mean something that's great?
N: Something that's great.
L: A great thing like this? *hand gesture xD*
N: A great thing like this.
L: But...there's nothing great about me.
N: Master, are you from Kansai?
(*because Ohno said 'nannya' which means 'nothing' in Kansai)
L: But, if I have to say it, I went fishing for 25 hours.
N: That's great, Master.
N: What are you doing for 25 hours- wait, wait a sec - it fell from your sloping shoulders. xD
N: I see it, I see it!
L: Don't feel down, Master.
S: Even if you say that, Master, sloping shoulders are sloping shoulders.
L: But I think it's a great thing.
S: My sloping shoulder is my heroic tale?
*Nino's laugh xDDD*
S: My sloping shoulder is my heroic tale?
N: It means that his sloping shoulder is heroic. That's great.
S: So everyday is my heroic tale? What does it mean?
--
O: Matsujun didn't say anything.
J: This is...
A: ...hard. Because there's no Master. We're all maids.
J: That's right. The setting, right?
S: Yeah. Ah, but we should've made Ogu-san as our Master.
5. Talk about 'our leader's great points' exaggeratedly
O: Talk about Leader's great points exaggeratedly. (over reaction)
J: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, it may take some time to raise our energy
--
J: YOU'RE VERY COOL TODAY!
S: SERIOUSLY!
YAAY!
J: LOOK AT THIS NECKLACE!
L: My mother gave it to me!
YAAY!
N: And then, the way you fish.
N: What did you fish recently?
L: TUNA!
A: Isn't this watch cool?
L: I received it from Ogura-san.
YAAY!
J: Amazing! Our Leader is not half-assed!
N: What do you think is your great point? Tell us something that you think you won't lose with anyone else.
L: Something that is greater than everyone - the DARKNESS OF THIS SKIN.
YAAY!
O: Why are you all exhausted?! There's still time!
N: Our Leader's great point, right?
J: But, recently, you know-
6. 'What will I eat in my last supper' in drunk style
O: Talk about what you will eat at your last supper in drunken style.
O: Get drunk *hic* start!
S: What will you eat at your last supper?
N: HAMBURGER.
A: Hamburger is good.
J: For me, it's that, as expected, #@akshrgh
N: You're drunk...
S: *pukes*
A: Stop that! Don't do that
J: *pukes*
A: Don't do it here!
N: What will you eat? what will you eat?
J: I wanna pee...xD
*gibberish @_@*
A: It's the last supper. Last supper.
N/A: Sakurai-kun.
J: This is not your house!
A: *lifts up Sho's shirt* xDDD -explodes-
7. Favorite breed of dog - Antonio Inoki style
O: Talk about your favorite breed of dog in Antonio Inoki style.
All: BREED OF DOG, DA!
S: What breed of dog do you like?
N: Then my favorite breed- For me it's...SHIBA KEN!
J: Then how about you?
N: Do it.
N/A: Put your spirit in it.
L: For me...it's POODLE!
J: DO it again!
N: *slaps Ohno*
L: It hurts!
N: Put your spirit in it!
L: For me...it's MALTESE!
A: Me? What I like is 'CHI-HUA-HUA DAA!'
L: *laughing his head off xDD*
8. 'I want to do this kind of date' in a dying scene style
*BANG!*
N: I can't make it...
J: As I thought...in the end...I wanted to have a date in an amusement park...*dies*
S: MATSUMOTO!! MATSUMOTO!!
A: DON'T DIE!!
S: DAMN IT!
N: SAKURAI! SAKURAI, WHAT'S WRONG!?
S: MATSUMOTO!
(Sho to Aiba: 'shoot me')
A: *shoots him* xDD
S: I...wanted to have a walk in Omotesando...*dies*
A: DON'T DIE!! (yet he's the one who's shooting them xDD)
N: just a home date...*dies*
A: DON'T DIE!!
L: O-Odaiba date....*dies*
A: DON'T DIE!! DON'T DIE!!
A: *shoots himself*
TIME OVER~ xDD
A: OI! OI!
9. Talk about the animal you can defeat with your bare hands in kitten style (er, turns out they are talking in a kitten's pov :D)
S: How far can you go, meow?
N: How far can we go, meow...?
S: As I thought...my limit is (a fight) with a dog...
N: You can even fight a dog?
L: You're amazing, meow.
N: You're amazing!
J: You're a CAT, meow. You're a cat, yet, you can win against a DOG, meow?
S: Ohno-cat, what's your limit?
L: ....a guinea pig.
N: But somehow, it looks pitiful, it will feel different whether you win or lose.
J: Can you win against a rabbit?
N: A rabbit? A rabbit?
J: *to Aiba* Can you win against a rabbit?
A: A rabbit...
N: Why are you sweating that much??
A: It's hot, meow...I can win against a rabbit, meow.
J: You can win against a rabbit?
A: By meow, meow. *paws*
S: How about Matsumoto-cat?
J: Eh~
TIME OVER!
*lol, Jun* ;p
10. Talk about your ideal wife in a cheerleader style
O: Talk about your ideal wife in a cheerleading squad style - BEGIN!
YOSH!
S: MY IDEAL WIFE IS SOMEONE WHO COOKS VERY WELL
J: CONTINUING! I AM GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY IDEAL WIFE! A KIND WIFE IS WON-DER-FUL, kind - *loses breath*
*fell xDDD*
S: Way to go! Way to go!
S: Let's go kindly, kindly!
A KIND, KIND, KIND WIFE!
S: NEXT IS AIBA-SAN IDEAL'S WIFE!
A: I LIKE A GIRL WHO CAN CLEAN*! (as in do household chores)
CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!
S: NEXT, LET'S GO WITH NINOMIYA-SAN IDEAL'S WIFE!
N: I ---- LIKE A GIRL WHO WILL LET ME DO THINGS AS I PLEASE!
FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
--
this is the unedited, partial translated version, so it won't really help that much in subbing.
vid credits: nasfeel and kiiroi-namida m(_ _)m
--do not repost--
The return of 80s talk!!
Looooooooool!
The topics are fairly interesting though they messed up in most parts xD
--
The topics:
1. 'Rice or bread for breakfast' in sumo wrestler style
S: As I thought...I'll have bread for breakfast.
A: But...will it give you energy?
N: But, I'll have bread as well - a melon bread.
A: A melon bread?
J: For me, it is chanko (a sumo stew)
L: It is bread roll for me.
N: Why-
A: You like bread roll, right?
S: Ohno-san like bread roll after all.
L: I wanted to own a bakery.
N: Then why did you end up as a sumo wrestler?
L: Because of my parents.
S: Your parents wanted you to become a sumo wrestler, then.
N: Your parents must have been happy.
L: Ah, they are pleased.
S: Who are those who prefer bread?
S: What kind of bread are you eating?
N: Like I said, it's melon bread. Why are you asking again?
S: What chanko do you eat?
J: I eat various types of chanko everyday.
N: What do you like among those?
J: As expected, I like...miso chanko *cracks up x3*
2. 'My stress relief' method in ninja style
O: Talk about your stress relief method in ninja style.
S: Ninja style?
J: Ninja style?
N: Wait a sec, I never met a ninja before...
O: It's a samurai, a samurai.
S: Ninja style?
J: Hey, how do I use this *shuriken*?
S: How do you relieve your stress?
A: I...I sink into a hot bath (half body bath)
J: A knave!
*lol, Nino fumbled with his shuriken xD*
N: Relax, everyone.
A: He got away.
N: Stress relief, stress relief...
A: What do you think of a half body bath?
N: That's nice.
N: I wonder what I do (to relieve my stress)...
O: Ah, that's normal! (*the way he talked)
All 4: You knave!
J: What are you?!
*pause*
N: I'm a ninja!
O: 20 second is closing in!
J: I, too, have a stress relief method...
A: It won't come in! It won't come in!
*struggles with sword :3*
J: As expected, recently, I went to see a movie...
TIME OVER! *and Jun blames it on the sword*
3. This year's goal in Kansai accent
*lol, they were conversing using random Kansai words xD*
O: Talk about your goals for this year in Kansai accent.
S: It should be that. If I'm to talk about my goal for this year, it should be that.
N: What is that?
S: My goal, as expected...for me to find a hobby.
N: Nande ya nen! (What are you saying?!) Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen!
S: Akan tte! Akan tte! (No way!)
S: Ohno-san, donai yanen? (How about you?)
L: What?
J: A goal.
L: I don't have a goal.
A: Try saying it.
L: Deciding a goal is my goal!
N/A: Then, decide right now.
L: It's impossible...
L: *to Sho* find your own hobby, okay?
S: Never mind, never mind if I don't have any hobby.
S: *to Aiba* how about you?
*lol, sword*
S: *to the sword* Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen! Nande ya nen!
J: That's dangerous!
S: What is your goal for this year?
S: What is your goal for this year?
N: What is your goal?
A: Last year...we did concerts, right?
S: Right, right?
J: We also did one at the start of this year.
A: We did, right?
J: And we finished in Nagoya, right?
A: It was over. It's part of our work,right? Then, I want to have concerts again this year.
S: That's right.
A: That's my goal.
S: That's right.
4. "My heroic tale" in maid style
O: Talk about my heroic tale - you are all good at this right? - in maid style!
S: We're not good at that!
O: Okay! Put on your maid clothes!
S: We're really going to wear maid clothes?
Audience: CUTE!
L: I'm 30 years old, you know!
S: To call you cute now that you're turning 30 this year...
L: So, talk about 'my heroic tale' in maid style - Start!
S: Do you have any heroic tale, Master?
N: Heroic tale. A heroic tale? What kind of heroic tale do you have, Master? *to Ohno*
S: Master? MASTER? Your hairstyle is different from how it is usually.
L: Heroic tale?
N: What is your heroic tale Master?
L: You mean something that's great?
N: Something that's great.
L: A great thing like this? *hand gesture xD*
N: A great thing like this.
L: But...there's nothing great about me.
N: Master, are you from Kansai?
(*because Ohno said 'nannya' which means 'nothing' in Kansai)
L: But, if I have to say it, I went fishing for 25 hours.
N: That's great, Master.
N: What are you doing for 25 hours- wait, wait a sec - it fell from your sloping shoulders. xD
N: I see it, I see it!
L: Don't feel down, Master.
S: Even if you say that, Master, sloping shoulders are sloping shoulders.
L: But I think it's a great thing.
S: My sloping shoulder is my heroic tale?
*Nino's laugh xDDD*
S: My sloping shoulder is my heroic tale?
N: It means that his sloping shoulder is heroic. That's great.
S: So everyday is my heroic tale? What does it mean?
--
O: Matsujun didn't say anything.
J: This is...
A: ...hard. Because there's no Master. We're all maids.
J: That's right. The setting, right?
S: Yeah. Ah, but we should've made Ogu-san as our Master.
5. Talk about 'our leader's great points' exaggeratedly
O: Talk about Leader's great points exaggeratedly. (over reaction)
J: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, it may take some time to raise our energy
--
J: YOU'RE VERY COOL TODAY!
S: SERIOUSLY!
YAAY!
J: LOOK AT THIS NECKLACE!
L: My mother gave it to me!
YAAY!
N: And then, the way you fish.
N: What did you fish recently?
L: TUNA!
A: Isn't this watch cool?
L: I received it from Ogura-san.
YAAY!
J: Amazing! Our Leader is not half-assed!
N: What do you think is your great point? Tell us something that you think you won't lose with anyone else.
L: Something that is greater than everyone - the DARKNESS OF THIS SKIN.
YAAY!
O: Why are you all exhausted?! There's still time!
N: Our Leader's great point, right?
J: But, recently, you know-
6. 'What will I eat in my last supper' in drunk style
O: Talk about what you will eat at your last supper in drunken style.
O: Get drunk *hic* start!
S: What will you eat at your last supper?
N: HAMBURGER.
A: Hamburger is good.
J: For me, it's that, as expected, #@akshrgh
N: You're drunk...
S: *pukes*
A: Stop that! Don't do that
J: *pukes*
A: Don't do it here!
N: What will you eat? what will you eat?
J: I wanna pee...xD
*gibberish @_@*
A: It's the last supper. Last supper.
N/A: Sakurai-kun.
J: This is not your house!
A: *lifts up Sho's shirt* xDDD -explodes-
7. Favorite breed of dog - Antonio Inoki style
O: Talk about your favorite breed of dog in Antonio Inoki style.
All: BREED OF DOG, DA!
S: What breed of dog do you like?
N: Then my favorite breed- For me it's...SHIBA KEN!
J: Then how about you?
N: Do it.
N/A: Put your spirit in it.
L: For me...it's POODLE!
J: DO it again!
N: *slaps Ohno*
L: It hurts!
N: Put your spirit in it!
L: For me...it's MALTESE!
A: Me? What I like is 'CHI-HUA-HUA DAA!'
L: *laughing his head off xDD*
8. 'I want to do this kind of date' in a dying scene style
*BANG!*
N: I can't make it...
J: As I thought...in the end...I wanted to have a date in an amusement park...*dies*
S: MATSUMOTO!! MATSUMOTO!!
A: DON'T DIE!!
S: DAMN IT!
N: SAKURAI! SAKURAI, WHAT'S WRONG!?
S: MATSUMOTO!
(Sho to Aiba: 'shoot me')
A: *shoots him* xDD
S: I...wanted to have a walk in Omotesando...*dies*
A: DON'T DIE!! (yet he's the one who's shooting them xDD)
N: just a home date...*dies*
A: DON'T DIE!!
L: O-Odaiba date....*dies*
A: DON'T DIE!! DON'T DIE!!
A: *shoots himself*
TIME OVER~ xDD
A: OI! OI!
9. Talk about the animal you can defeat with your bare hands in kitten style (er, turns out they are talking in a kitten's pov :D)
S: How far can you go, meow?
N: How far can we go, meow...?
S: As I thought...my limit is (a fight) with a dog...
N: You can even fight a dog?
L: You're amazing, meow.
N: You're amazing!
J: You're a CAT, meow. You're a cat, yet, you can win against a DOG, meow?
S: Ohno-cat, what's your limit?
L: ....a guinea pig.
N: But somehow, it looks pitiful, it will feel different whether you win or lose.
J: Can you win against a rabbit?
N: A rabbit? A rabbit?
J: *to Aiba* Can you win against a rabbit?
A: A rabbit...
N: Why are you sweating that much??
A: It's hot, meow...I can win against a rabbit, meow.
J: You can win against a rabbit?
A: By meow, meow. *paws*
S: How about Matsumoto-cat?
J: Eh~
TIME OVER!
*lol, Jun* ;p
10. Talk about your ideal wife in a cheerleader style
O: Talk about your ideal wife in a cheerleading squad style - BEGIN!
YOSH!
S: MY IDEAL WIFE IS SOMEONE WHO COOKS VERY WELL
J: CONTINUING! I AM GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY IDEAL WIFE! A KIND WIFE IS WON-DER-FUL, kind - *loses breath*
*fell xDDD*
S: Way to go! Way to go!
S: Let's go kindly, kindly!
A KIND, KIND, KIND WIFE!
S: NEXT IS AIBA-SAN IDEAL'S WIFE!
A: I LIKE A GIRL WHO CAN CLEAN*! (as in do household chores)
CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!
S: NEXT, LET'S GO WITH NINOMIYA-SAN IDEAL'S WIFE!
N: I ---- LIKE A GIRL WHO WILL LET ME DO THINGS AS I PLEASE!
FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
--
this is the unedited, partial translated version, so it won't really help that much in subbing.
vid credits: nasfeel and kiiroi-namida m(_ _)m
--do not repost--