HnA 12.17.09 - VIP room
Late post is late, but who cares when I already miss HnA? T^T
Her impressions of Arashi:
Sho: A shining prince
Nino: ground breaking acting
Jun: The truth is, a gentle person
Ohno: A tanned artist
Aiba: A person in overalls
Had we ever received such impressions?
It's very honoring.
A shining prince...makes me really laugh!!
I have the impression that you are a shining prince.
Really? I'm not used to it, so I'm kinda lost.
It makes you happy, isn't it?
In the middle of the drama shooting the other day, a highschool student said: "It's the double parka (lol)"
(Nino's impression)
Ground-breaking acting.
I'm really thankful.
I watched Ao no honoo. I thought 'it's so amazing!'
Huh?!
Look at that.
Everyone is praised, right?
It's an impression to begin with. But it turned out that I'm the only one like that, I just had a real mental breakdown today...
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Horikita Maki VIP Secret Data Base
1. Horikita Maki is skilled with being alone!
I like doing things alone.
You have friends, right?
Let's confirm it.
Of course, she has.
That's why it's 'skilled'.
If you have no friends, then it should be 'lonely'! Completely.
That's right...when I thought that I want to watch a movie today, and I can't find a friend to accompany me, I just go to watch that movie alone.
But when you invite them 'let's go see a movie', of course, they'll come with you, right?
I try my best on contacting them, and when I can't, I just go off alone.
Among the things that you had done alone, what is it that surprised the people around you?
You just asked a good question now.
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How far can you do things alone?
1. I can go to a movie alone
All: Yes.
So everyone can.
Maki-chan, more than seeing a movie alone, do you brood over a movie alone?
That's right. After watching it (the movie), and there's a scene that I really like, I will be shocked if I will be told 'that scene is really bad'. That's why, I like brooding over a movie alone.
I as well, once went with Leader to see a movie
Ah, we did. We watched Iwo Jima.
Iwo Jima.
After watching it, did you two felt emotional?
I cried. And Aiba-chan just walked off home.
I didn't went home!
'Overalls' person is scary!
I thought that it's bad if someone sees me crying!
So while walking ahead, I look at Leader from behind if he's already coming.
'If he's already coming'.
2. I can go to a yakiniku place alone.
Matsushima: No
Oh, you can go? You're 21 years old?
21 years old.
You're pretty strong mentally.
I always speak to myself.
Do you speak with the TV?
When watching quiz shows, I am like 'that's what I thought as well!'
We're the same.
You two are the same!
Matsushima can't eat alone?
I can't, even if I'm already old.
Why?
Going to a yakiniku place alone is sad, as expected. Uh, how would you say it? I hate to be seen coming at such place alone.
Indeed, you must have some kind of reason for going in a yakiniku place alone.
For example?
"My health's not that good, and I need to eat meat and garlic so I can be healthy!" - kind of motivation so you can go (alone).
Do you say that? "Excuse me, my health's failing, please give me kalbi and garlic"
I don't say that! I don't say that!
If you say that, the owner will just say "Go to the hospital!"
3. I can go to a karaoke alone.
Nino and Ohno: Yes.
There are many people who can't. Ninomiya-kun and Leader can? Are you fine with that?
I'm fine with it.
Do you go to a karaoke box?
Box.
Eh? You can still sing alone even when a staff comes?
I can very much sing. *insert A.RA.SHI* I can very much do it.
Do you sing many of your songs?
When I went with Leader, he sings Exile songs.
Leader, you sing EXILE?
Seriously?!
Once when I went to karaoke alone, the theme was 'Kita no Kuni Kara'
I'll never go to that box.
Maki-chan do you go to karaoke in the first place?
I do go sometimes.
So you go? You sing 'Kita no kuni kara'?
Well...it doesn't have any lyrics...
It only has 'A~' and 'N~'
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Horikita Maki likes cooking Nabe alone, so they had Matsujun presents 3 nabe dishes to her.
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Horikita Maki's very pure relationship policy:
The confession won't come from me ♥
Why?
You hadn't confessed until now?
Even once?
Somehow, when you say "I like you" to a guy, he'll be like "I like you, too"...
So you don't like the 'let's go out' type of flow?
I think that's how a guy is like.
So until now, you had been confessed to?
It doesn't become "I like you so let's get along". I'm the type who wants seeing the person I like from the shadows.
Just from the shadows is fine?
Just how do you want to be noticed by him?
It's fine even if he doesn't notice me.
It's fine?
My heart melts whenever I see a roar of laughter ♥ ('kyun')
It's not just a smile. It's a roar of laughter.
A smile is something that you know a person will make, right?
But with a roar of laughter... a person finds something really funny that tears can come out, I like it that it makes my heart melts.
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{They'll give a roar of laughter before Maki, and the best laughter wins. They prepared a 'pun/joke box' wherein Maki will read one, and the guys will give their best roar of laughter.}
But Maki-chan do you usually joke?
I don't ...joke.
You don't , right?
So let's see them one by one. First is Sakurai-kun,
WHY?
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|The shining prince: Sakurai Sho's roar of laughter|
Sho-san, aren't you doing a drama together right now? And you're the one closest to her.
Had she seen your roar of laughter?
Her heart might melt during filming.
I haven't seen him laugh.
So you haven't seen him laugh yet?
Not yet,
GO, PRINCE!
Make it SPARKLY!
I'll go ahead: "Abunai! soko ni shoujo no onnen ga onnen!" (Look out! A girl's curse is there years ago)
*怨念 (onnen = curse); おんねん (onnen) - I can only guess about this one, since it is a pun, I think it was supposed to sound as おうねん (ounen = years ago). Anyone can enlighten me.
As expected, this person is amazing.
What do you think of that?
Somehow, I think that this joke is funny.
Had you seen his expression?
|Ground breaking actor: Ninomiya Kazunari's roar of laughter|
I'll go: "Sendai sendai! Uru SEeNDAI!" (Sendai sendai...shut up!!)
*Uruse = shut up
I didn't get the pun!
What is it? Show us!
It says "Sendai sendai! Uru SEeNDAI!" Why the heck did I read that? It's very embarrassing.
|A real gentle person: Matsumoto Jun|
What's wrong?
"KONDORU ni pantsu ga kui KONDORU" (A condor is eating its way into the underwear)
One more time, one more time.
"Kondoru NI pantsu ga...Kondoru GA pantsu ni kui kondoru!"
That pun is pretty amusing.
A condor clashed straight into that underwear.
Into the laundry, right?
Mom! A condor is eating its way into the underwear!
|The tanned artist: Ohno Satoshi's roar of laughter|
Ohno-san doesn't really laugh loudly.
He doesn't right?
I'll go,
Go ahead.
"Uwaa~ Shougakusei no kuchi ga SHOUGAKUSEE~!" (Ew~ A gradeschool student's mouth stinks very much~!)
You're crying!
What's with that?
Did you see that? That moment when you laughed, Maki-chan pulled away.
She was surprised.
|The person in over all: Aiba Masaki's roar of laughter|
Try that 'condor' pun.
Just put 'Mom' in it.
Call out your mom.
With 'Mom', okay?
Got it. I'll proceed~
Please.
MOM! A condor is eating its way into the underwear!
Scary, isn't it?
I just heard 'scary!' from the audience.
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So Horikita-san, had you decided?
What should I do?
The greatest point is the smile, but..they're all stiff and scary
<--Stiff and scary roar-of-laughter face -->
That's a missed!
Then, see us all at once, and decide after that.
Then, I'll do that.
Then, can you do that 'condor' thing.
With 'Mom', okay?
"MOM! A condor is eating its way into the underwear!"
So who will it be??
AGAIN?!
It's the 'overalls' person!
'Overalls'!
Don't call me 'Overalls'!
Horikita-san, what's the point (that made you choose him?)
His smile is really cute.
Tokujo Kabachi next year!
And HnA will return on Jan. 14, 2010
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MERRY CHRISTMAS , FANDOM~~!!