HnA 12.10.2009
Last night was a really good episode. I enjoyed watching it ^_^
VIP Room: Aibu Saki
Her impression of Arashi:
Sho: Speaks his lines smoothly.
Jun: Looks good in drag (eg female clothing)
Nino: Crispy
Ohno: Is Ohno-san natural?
Aiba: A chikuwabu in an oden
Just that the three of us here...CRISPY is an out, right?
You mean the CM? That's right, it's a crispy image.
Okoge is crispy.
You mean I'm a human okoge. xD
A human okoge.
Then, chikuwabu-san today is somehow...
It meant that his existence is absolute (that he is someone that shouldn't/cannot be left out)
Then, that's a good one.
Really?
Yes.
So, Aibu-san, what's your favorite in an oden?
Egg and radish.
Anyway, I meant that his existence is a must.
Then, 'Is Ohno-san natural?'
I'm natural, aren't I?
Were you told that lately?
I'm not told that recently, but in the past, I was.
What were you told lately?
Nothing, really.
Aibu Saki Secret Database: [I fall asleep immediately]
Ifall asleep immediately. There's this kind of comfortable sofa, and if I do this, within 1 or 2 minutes, I fall immediately...
Even during trips?
Yes, I fall asleep immediately even when riding in a car.
But it's a good thing, right?
Yeah, it's good.
You don't snore or sleep with your eyes open?
I don't, but, I really fell asleep immediately most of the time that when my manager is talking, I'll say *groggily* "Ah, I'm sorry Are you sleeping? Aren't you preoccupied?
That's right.
I sleep, probably.
For that, Leader has something for Aibu-san.
This is an unusual pattern.
Will this corner be okay? Leader can carry this out, right?
It's an amazing product.
Eh? It's a bed, right?
It's a bed.
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SO! Firstly,
You're so pumped up!
This bed here is an ideal one that gives you a continuous sleep, Kingsdown "Infini typrime" You don't remember it? It's Infinity, right? Infinity prime.
Ah, yes!
What's so great about this?
It will give you a sleep as if you're on top of a cloud.
That again~ there's no way it's like that.
Had you ever slept on a cloud?!
It's amazing.
This feels good. This is amazing. Will
you please explain why it's amazing?
Anyway, Aibu-san please lie down.
Be careful, coz you might fall asleep immediately. Does it feel good?
It does! It's quite fun.
Fun?
It's fluffy.
It fits your body, and you won't really need a pillow.
Ah, but this really feels good. Certainly, you don't need a pillow here.
How much do you think it costs?
450,000 yen
500,000 yen.
This bed costs 969,000 yen.
Here's another one. This one is...a feather bed cover. It's weight is 1200 grams.
It's...it's cheap!
It should be 'light', isn't it?
Aibu-san, try holding it.
Ah! It's light! It's the first time I held a futon this light!
It's like a commercial!
Waa! It's light! It's really light!
This feels good.
If you feel it here, isn't it warm?
*everyone feels*
Are we a poor family?!
(and that gold of a futon costs 2,310,000 O.O With the bed, these two costs almost 3 million. ouch)
I really like it, but it's too expensive I can't buy it..
There you go again~ But really, if you sleep on this, really, you'll feel like you're a king. Even if you're a woman. xD
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[I like a man's nape!] first time I heard a nape fetish :3
I'm looking forward to this <3
First is Leader's nape. Open!
Ah, it's cute <3
Are you okay, everyone? Can you follow?
It's cute, isn't it?
Somehow, it's embarrassing.
It looks like that of a child. It's cute and feels like that of a child.
I wonder if the people who watch this can understand?
I can atleast know who's popular when I see a person's nape.
You also like napes?
I think the nape of a popular guy is sexy. Then let's open Aiba-kun's nape.
Ah~~It's cute <3
It's like that of a girl, isn't it?
It's girlish.
Then, let's open Ninomiya-kun's nape.
It's manly! It really shows an M here.
So true.
Where?
Napes are interesting.
Then Matsumoto-kun's nape, open!
Ah! It's pretty!Sexy!
Sexy? What do you mean by pretty?
You won't see it! You can't see it yourself!
Then, lastly, Sakurai-kun's nape, open!
Ah! It's pretty! It's really pretty.
It's hard to be happy~ what's this?
You're ten times much prettier now more than you think yourself.
I wonder if my charm point is my nape?
It's pretty, like that of a woman.
Ara <3
Then Aibu-san, whose is your number one nape?
I like Ohno-san's nape.
How about you, Nee-san?
Aiba-kun's.
I see!
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[I love solving riddles!]
*promotion of her animated movie*
And I thought she came here honestly. *like she didn't came for promotion, but just to simply appear*
And we even showed her our napes. X3
Ninomiya Kazunari's challenge:
|Live Octopus|
It's better if we stop this!
This is intense!
Amazing!
Seriously, be careful.
But actually, this is dangerous. (abunai)
Besides, this is really dangerous. (yabai)
I'm most curious about your 'really dangerous'... For real! What do you mean by really dangerous? It's better if you use your left hand first. What do you mean by really dangerous? It's really better if you use your left hand. Eh? Is it moving? Then, start! Uwa, uwa! Well, grab it forcefully. Can't reach with left hand? How about the right hand? Will you go with your right hand? Please be careful! Ah! This is scary! Scary! What should I do? what should I do? It'll be okay. Be careful. It's okay! Go! Go! It's okay, so go!
There's something here! I can't insert my hand! Why? A mushroom? A giant mushroom? Somehow it's round... OCTOPUS! For real! I can't insert my hands! Correct! It's an octopus!
-- Matsujun's challenge:
For the third, can we have Matsumoto-kun to do this?
Why me? Why should it be me? This is weird!
Will it be dangerous for Aibu-chan?
That's right..what do you think?
I think it's better if it's Matsumoto-san.
What's with this flow?
|One who loves Matsumoto-kun: Hamada Britney| Lolz....
What the heck is that?!
This is dangerous!
We can't broadcast this!
This is the first time I saw this! Amazing!
You saw it (her)?
Is it really okay to take it (her) here? Amazing!
What is it?! DAMN! I'm really scared here!
*audience squeal*
Geez...I want to go home!
Go, go! Slowly, okay? *britney bites/licks his hand*
What's this? what's this?!
By the way, just now, did it felt soft or hard?
Did it bit me? Probably, it's hard...
It's better of you touch it fully.
Eh? Is it that large? *licks again*
That's weird, right!
It's wet... XD
You still don't get it?
What's this?
How does it feel like?
Uhm..I can only feel this part here *mouth*.
Jun-kun, you met it *her* once in your life.
When you met her, you said that she's really bad at it (guess they were referring to that gal tutorial segment)
Eh?
But she's really good in this. Go!
It's licking, it's licking! xD
This thing won't relax! *touches fully* For real?! Huh? It's a person.
You said once that she's bad at something.
and "You have a really bad habit!" This person really get closed to me once. BRITNEY!
Matsujun! I came to see you!
And you have a luggage?!
I miss you!
Like I said, RELAX.
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Her chosen one is Leader.
The reason is?
He offered me presents, then after that, his nape... Yes, as I thought he has a really great nape.
You really like napes, right?
Somehow, I really like it.
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Doubt Action Segment:
Acting power vs. Reaction power
Interesting game ^__^ Arashi were really good at keeping their faces straight. xD
Wasabi sushi
1. Arashi condition: Only one of the five sushi has wasabi in it. And the comedian team will guess who the 'doubt actor' is.
Matsujun somehow became teary easily.
It's an act. He's acting. His eyes sparkled when it came.
It's definitely not Aiba-kun. Aiba-kun is holding the urge to say it's delicious. xD
Their guess: Ninomiya Kazunari
The doubt actor: Matsujun
It's SUPER spicy! By the time I realized it, I know that I must not move, but it can really make you move.
Why does Ninomiya-kun snot and somehow looked teary?
When I partook it, I already saw from this distance that it's Jun-kun's.
Aiba-kun was it really delicious?
It's super yummy!
Super hot wet towel
It's definitely Matsujun.
The one who became red is Matsujun.
His neck and ears are very red.
But the one who has the reddest face is Leader.
That's right. While we are talking, Aiba-kun is holding his laughter.
Do you always have that kind of face?
Their guess: Leader The doubt actor: Aiba
You know, our Leader can make his face red in an instant.
Foot massage
-one of them will receive an intense foot massage.
Their guess: Sho
The doubt actor: Leader
I thought he's amazing. Among the five of us, he hates foot massage the most.
He was really holding it in! Amazing, you can tolerate it.
I'm beside him, and I can't help thinking that this is strange.
Before it even starts, that person was really pressing it hard.
Arashi won \o/ and so a punishment for the comedian theme, although only one received it ^_^
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Next week: VIP Room: Horikita Maki *__*
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