HnA 11.26.2009
bits from yesterday's himitsu:
Nino needs some justice from this episode...
VIP ROOM: Shaku Yumiko
Her impression of Arashi:
Sho: Sloping shoulder
(It's not just 'sloping shoulders'. It's unforgivable sloping shoulders.)
Aiba: I want to make him as my pet
(It's because of your image in your show, like a person who loves animal is not a bad one. You can say that he's a 'healing' type.)
Nino: unfriendly
(he doesn't really greet 'Good morning' or say 'Thanks for your hard work'.
That's right, it's mostly: 'It's hot today, isn't it?')
Ohno: Madame-killer
Jun: Erotic 'handsome'
(He's sexy and he seems to understand a woman's heart.
If it's 'handsome-ero, then the ero part is stronger. It's ero-handsome, so the handsome part is stronger.
That holds true for bacon cheeseburger being a cheeseburger, right? That's why it's not cheeseburger bacon, right.)
weird analogy.
Right now, what's your type of man?
As expected...I like a calm, healing type of person who smiles sincerely.
Then that means...
The pet? *referring to Aiba*
We have a great tool here. How about it? *like Nino's selling Aiba*
It's just that he's from Chiba.
The place doesn't matter!
I want a person who's like an alpaca, but I want him to be sexy at night.
Sexy at night, and if you say it in simple terms?
Alpaca during the day, and lion-like during the night.
Ah~ he fails!
Wa-wa-wait! Do you know me during the night?! Do you know me during the night?!
So he's not lion-like at night?
Well, he's more of a goat.
--
It seems there are words you want a man to say to you, here it is:
KEEP YOUER HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!
I became a mother, and my child...
Please wait!
The setting is that I am a mother and my child is a boy, and he's in a rebellious stage, like he says 'HEY MOM!' and 'THE FOOD'S TERRIBLE!' When he was about to get violent, his father will...
say 'KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!'
Wait, wait, the father will say 'Keep your hands off my woman' to his son?
For example, you two were on a date, when he goes to the restroom, a guy comes to hit on you, is it not that situation wherein he'll say to that guy 'Keep your hands off my woman'?
Ah, I would like to settle that peacefully.
xDD
and so the situation enactment:
Mom...I hate radish! 'the heck r u makin'?! Quit those carrots and stuffs. It should be meat, isn't it?!
Darling ;__;...
What? What's wrong?
Satoshi's being rebellious these days...
*smack* Satoshi!
Cool~
Keep your hands off my woman!
SO COOL <3
Oh yes, I was fanning myself as well *__* Poor Satoshi, tho. xD
Mom!
What's wrong, Sho?
What happened with this?! Why the heck did you wash my jeans?!
Because it's dirty..
It's not dirty, I am to make this my vintage (?) Don't go washing whatever in my laundry!
Sho! Listen, Sho. Your mother is my woman, so keep your hands off her, okay?
Sho! Sho! Do you get it?
I got it! You're too naggy!
He lost! That person lost.
That was amazing <3
That kind of father is better. Indeed, there's manliness, but you shouldn't really raise your hands to a child, right?
It's because the Aiba family is pretty strict.
No matter how hot Aiba was...I also prefer Jun's ^___^ (but really, it's like Jun and Aiba had switched souls, coz I expected Aiba to be a more mild-tempered father, and Jun...well, the strict type. But that maybe just me xD)
Jun was chosen, of course ^__^ She would've chosen Aiba if he didn't smack 'Satoshi' (eg his kid xD). And Aiba was like 'You damn right hand!' xDDD.
A 'sitting ghost', as the narrator says, appears in every mannequin 5 segment. So yeah, when the Himitsu staffs noticed the similarities (aka Nino's habit of sitting in that segment) they made up this whole ghost analogy, as if an indirect notice that Nino shouldn't be sitting in the middle of filming.
this segment is pretty much boring and disgusting, esp. when Nino figured it all out from the beginning. I kinda hate they were ignoring him when he was talking, as if he doesn't really exist. Well, good thing he just laughed along, even if entertainment is something I can't comprehend sometimes (heck it didn't even entertain me). Oh well. It just failed to make me laugh, unlike the reversed Ni no Arashi. Although the other members were giggling, as if they finally succeeded in 'prank-ing' Nino, they were not really speaking that much. But the ghost theory is not that entertaining to me, coz seeing Nino pranked is not fun at all. It just fails, coz he can read the atmosphere.
Definitely why I love NTV and FujiTV more than TBS (in bringing out the Arashi charm/humor, that is). u__u
Nino needs some justice from this episode...
VIP ROOM: Shaku Yumiko
Her impression of Arashi:
Sho: Sloping shoulder
(It's not just 'sloping shoulders'. It's unforgivable sloping shoulders.)
Aiba: I want to make him as my pet
(It's because of your image in your show, like a person who loves animal is not a bad one. You can say that he's a 'healing' type.)
Nino: unfriendly
(he doesn't really greet 'Good morning' or say 'Thanks for your hard work'.
That's right, it's mostly: 'It's hot today, isn't it?')
Ohno: Madame-killer
Jun: Erotic 'handsome'
(He's sexy and he seems to understand a woman's heart.
If it's 'handsome-ero, then the ero part is stronger. It's ero-handsome, so the handsome part is stronger.
That holds true for bacon cheeseburger being a cheeseburger, right? That's why it's not cheeseburger bacon, right.)
weird analogy.
Right now, what's your type of man?
As expected...I like a calm, healing type of person who smiles sincerely.
Then that means...
The pet? *referring to Aiba*
We have a great tool here. How about it? *like Nino's selling Aiba*
It's just that he's from Chiba.
The place doesn't matter!
I want a person who's like an alpaca, but I want him to be sexy at night.
Sexy at night, and if you say it in simple terms?
Alpaca during the day, and lion-like during the night.
Ah~ he fails!
Wa-wa-wait! Do you know me during the night?! Do you know me during the night?!
So he's not lion-like at night?
Well, he's more of a goat.
--
It seems there are words you want a man to say to you, here it is:
KEEP YOUER HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!
I became a mother, and my child...
Please wait!
The setting is that I am a mother and my child is a boy, and he's in a rebellious stage, like he says 'HEY MOM!' and 'THE FOOD'S TERRIBLE!' When he was about to get violent, his father will...
say 'KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN!'
Wait, wait, the father will say 'Keep your hands off my woman' to his son?
For example, you two were on a date, when he goes to the restroom, a guy comes to hit on you, is it not that situation wherein he'll say to that guy 'Keep your hands off my woman'?
Ah, I would like to settle that peacefully.
xDD
and so the situation enactment:
Mom...I hate radish! 'the heck r u makin'?! Quit those carrots and stuffs. It should be meat, isn't it?!
Darling ;__;...
What? What's wrong?
Satoshi's being rebellious these days...
*smack* Satoshi!
Cool~
Keep your hands off my woman!
SO COOL <3
Oh yes, I was fanning myself as well *__* Poor Satoshi, tho. xD
Mom!
What's wrong, Sho?
What happened with this?! Why the heck did you wash my jeans?!
Because it's dirty..
It's not dirty, I am to make this my vintage (?) Don't go washing whatever in my laundry!
Sho! Listen, Sho. Your mother is my woman, so keep your hands off her, okay?
Sho! Sho! Do you get it?
I got it! You're too naggy!
He lost! That person lost.
That was amazing <3
That kind of father is better. Indeed, there's manliness, but you shouldn't really raise your hands to a child, right?
It's because the Aiba family is pretty strict.
No matter how hot Aiba was...I also prefer Jun's ^___^ (but really, it's like Jun and Aiba had switched souls, coz I expected Aiba to be a more mild-tempered father, and Jun...well, the strict type. But that maybe just me xD)
Jun was chosen, of course ^__^ She would've chosen Aiba if he didn't smack 'Satoshi' (eg his kid xD). And Aiba was like 'You damn right hand!' xDDD.
A 'sitting ghost', as the narrator says, appears in every mannequin 5 segment. So yeah, when the Himitsu staffs noticed the similarities (aka Nino's habit of sitting in that segment) they made up this whole ghost analogy, as if an indirect notice that Nino shouldn't be sitting in the middle of filming.
this segment is pretty much boring and disgusting, esp. when Nino figured it all out from the beginning. I kinda hate they were ignoring him when he was talking, as if he doesn't really exist. Well, good thing he just laughed along, even if entertainment is something I can't comprehend sometimes (heck it didn't even entertain me). Oh well. It just failed to make me laugh, unlike the reversed Ni no Arashi. Although the other members were giggling, as if they finally succeeded in 'prank-ing' Nino, they were not really speaking that much. But the ghost theory is not that entertaining to me, coz seeing Nino pranked is not fun at all. It just fails, coz he can read the atmosphere.
Definitely why I love NTV and FujiTV more than TBS (in bringing out the Arashi charm/humor, that is). u__u