Translation:
Weekly the Television 7/9~7/15 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
pp. 4-5
Impression check time!
(they give an impression of members using one word)
M: It's okay. Reveal all.
S: We cannot reveal it in a single word.
M: I'm thankful. I'm thankful but it's a dare to use a single word
All: (continues to ponder)
M: What to do? Shall we stop?
N: We won't!
A: Wait a bit more!
S: Mozuku! You like that, right? (=type of edible Japanese seaweed)
M: I like it. I like its sour taste.
S: I guess I'm the one who answers "Mozuku" if you "speak of "Matsujun"
N: Then, cold tofu!
A: Fish sausage, I guess. But that's quite old, isn't it? Leader say something recent!
O: Sunglasses
N: That's very standard (laughs)
M: Then, Nino's impression?
N: Come!
M: As expected, it's games. Yeah.
S: Hamburger! Your lunch today was cheesy hamburger, wasn't it?
A: First baseman. His position in baseball. I don't see you doing magic recently.
M: Did you bring your trump card?
N: It's inside my bag. Leader, say something as well!
O: Then, magician.
N: We just mentioned it!
A: If you speak of Leader, it's Spanish burrito. He often eats it.
M: For Leader, it's fishing
S: Then it's (fishing) rod! (laughs)
N: Ohno-san is...silent
M: brown hair
S: to blond hair (laughs)
M: For Aiba-kun, it's T-shirt
N: In any case, it's souvenirs!
All: (laugh as they clap their hands)
N: Everyone buys souvenirs but Aiba-san is frequent...
M: Because he has lots of on-location filmings.
A: I haven't gave you the souvenirs from Okinawa. I went to Kumamoto yesterday and bought furikake.
O: When I told him to buy horse-meat sashimi, he really did buy it. It was extremely delicious.
S: For Aiba-chan, it's curry udon
N: See, it's only you. And then
O:
Nira-reba meal set
N: I wonder what's for Sho-yan
M: Delivery. He thinks a day prior what to order. He has a full motivation when it comes to delivery.
O: ...newspaper. He also shows it to me.
A: His bag is huge! (laughs). And, various drinks will come out of it.
N: Also, when Sho-yan wears sandals once in summer, he continues to wear it everyday.
M: He ends up not wearing other kinds of footwear. Like if there's an "opening for the beachgoing season", there's also an "opening for sandals-wearing" for Sho-kun. (laughs)
S: That's true. But, I bought sneakers this year.
N: You're yet to open it? It will be summer soon wherein you wear sandals...
S: This year, I'll wear sneakers in between wearing sandals! Well, but the ratio of sandals to sneakers is 9:1
All: (roar of laughter)
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from pp. 6-9
This is the Approach time part
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Approach time
In these 3 games, the one who gets the highest score becomes the member's best partner!
a. Give a new nickname!
They will give a new nickname that suits the member. The said member will choose the one he likes without knowing who gave each nicknames.
b. Attack with a present!
The member will choose the type he likes among the goods prepared by the magazine staffs. The other four will present them to him, and he will choose the one he likes.
c. Answer a member's question
Answer a question from a member
*****
Ohno satoshi
Give him a new nickname!
The fishing lover Ohno chose a name that has something to do with fishing as expected?!
"Kaibutsu-sama" (Sakurai)
"Blondie" (Ninomiya)
"Derlea" (Aiba) *from leader*
"Mr. fishing"
Without knowing who gave him the nicknames, Ohno looks at the 4 new nicknames and got into "Mr. fishing"
M: Thank you very much!
N: Huh, I thought you will go for "Blondie", why "Mr. fishing"?
O: Because I only went once this year.
M: And that's fairly a long time ago, right?
O: Yeah, I'll go steadily from here on!
Attack with a present!
The one who knows Ohno thoroughly is?!
Various beach sandals were presented to Ohno!
Presenting to Ohno:
Matsumoto - fishing sandal
Ninomiya - simple brown sandals
Aiba - sandals with flower attached
Sakurai - strawberry patterned sandals
Ohno chose Matsumoto's fishing sandals
M: Thank you for choosing me again, after the nickname!"
O: As expected, fishing sandals are good, because it won't slip even on top of a boat!
Answer a question from the person himself!
Q: What did I buy recently?
O: Guess what I bought.
N: (immediate reply) Rajikon! *radio-controlled models*
O: (as if disappointed) correct...
N: Because you're into them recently~
M: Ask something that nobody know
S: It was useless (laughs)
N: Something that will make us think more, Ohno-san
O: Then, what's the color of that rajikon? Red, yellow, or blue?
A: Red!
M: Blue!
O: It's blue.
*****
Sakurai Sho
Give him a new nickname!
"Zero-san" (Ohno)
"Ikemen" *handsome* (Ninomiya)
"Sho-nyan" (Aiba)
"Mr. Polo shirt" (Matsumoto)
A: There's Mr. something again!
N: Zero-san is from Ohno-san, right?
All: (loud laughter)
O: You can tell as expected?
N: I can tell.
S: I guess, it's Zero-san.
O: Oh, I did it!
N: Damn! My handsome (lost)!!
S: Sorry. Zero-san seems like Sero the Magician and it sounds cool.
M: I can tell~
Attack with a present!
Sakurai-san who is particular in choosing T-shirts, was presented with a red shirt by Matsumoto, a vest style T-shirt by Ohno, navy shirt with logo by Ninomiya, and a plain white T-shirt by Aiba.
S:I'm having a hard time~ Plain red and white -- I want something with a twist...
A: Simple is good.
S: Then Matsujun's red shirt. I'm in the mood for red
M: I thought so! Thank you very much!!
Answer a question from the person himself!
Q: I bought sneackers last Sunday. How many pairs did I buy?
S: How many pairs of sneackers did I buy last Sunday?
M: 2 pairs
A/O: 3 pairs
N: 1 pair
S: 2 pairs. Okay, Matsumoto-kun, correct!
M: What colors did you buy?
S: Let's see~ a pitch black one that I'll use for concert rehearsals, and the other one has a denim-like material. I'll use it for work and inprivate
*****
Ninomiya Kazunari
Give him a new nickname!
"Game-san" (Ohno)
"O-nino-sama" (Sakurai)
"Narinari" (Aiba)
"Mr. Shoulderbag" (Matsumoto)
N: I wonder what~
M: Here comes the nickname I gave
A: Mr.-something nickname.There are others (that are obvious) as well. Leader's seems to be one (laughs)
S: "Mr. I like-" is there
N: Then, I'll go with Mr. Shoulderbag.
M: I did it. You're using shoulder bag recently, right?
N: I'm fond of it.
Attack with a present!
Ninomiya-san who plays games a lot in his room even during day offs is presented with cushions. Ohno's is a celebrity-style pink cushion, Sakurai's is a gorgeous leopard-patterned cushion, Aiba-san's is a thick checkered cushion, and Matsumoto boldly presented him a cushion with KISS characters!
N: As expected, normally it is this. Aiba-san's checkered cushion.
A: yahoo.
M: It's not the KISS~ (laughs)
Answer a question from the person himself!
Q: What was I doing yesterday?
N: Then, shall I give a Ninomiya quiz? Guess what I did yesterday!
S: ME!
N: Here's a hint, limit it to work
S: No idea~ An interview?
O: Radio
A: You worked outside
M: That's too general! (laughs)
N: The correct answer is...I had a meeting
O: ....That's hard
S: I thought you had an interview for GANTZ~
N: The interviews for GANTZ were already over~
*****
Matsumoto Jun
Give him a new nickname!
"Matsu" (Ohno)
"Cool Guy" (Sakurai)
"Motojun" (Aiba)
"J" (Ninomiya)
A: 'kay, announce Matsujun's new nickname! Announce it!
M: Hn...? Motojun?
A: (laughs) Then, what is it (laughs)
N: Does something interest you?
M: As expected, I guess it's Motojun
A: I gave that!
N: You did it, "Motomasaki".
S: (laughs) "Motomasaki", isn't that great?!
A: T-thank you very much (laughs)
Attack with a present!
Which one will the sunglasses-lover Matsumoto choose?
Ninomiya and Sakurai's are ordinary sunglasses, Ohno and Aiba jokingly chose sunglasses with designs.
M: As expected, choosing Ninomiya-san's is the right move.
N: Isn't it! Even so, you're into them.
M: I bring this type of sunglass that suits me even in private
Answer a question from the person himself!
Q: what's the color of the shirt I wore yesterday?
M: What will I do? Yesterday...
S: Me! Japanese food!
M: Yesterday, what's the color of the T-shirt I wore?
S: Eh~ that one?
N: Sakurai-san said the wrong word...you mean "Japanese color"* right?
S: Yeah, Japanese color (laughs)
O/A/N: (roar of laughter)
O: White
N: Yellow
A: Gray
S: Japanese color
M: 'kay, 'kay, Japanese color, isn't it? (laughs). The correct answer is blue.
S: Mine is roughly a correct answer (laughs)
*Nino made a pun of Sho's answer: washoku (Japanese meal) --> washoku (wherein shoku=color)
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Aiba Masaki
Give him a new nickname!
"Tora-san" (Ohno)
"Masamasa" (Sakurai)
"Chinese" (Ninomiya)
"Mr. short pants" (Matsumoto)
A: Eh? Tora-san? (laughs) What do you mean by Tora-san?
S: I wonder what?
N: Who gave the nickname "Tora-san"?
O: Me...
A: (laughs) What do you mean?
O: Tora-san (tiger), the animal
A: Ah
N: Something like Giraffe-san?
M: Same with Elephant-san?
O: Because he was bitten by a tiger
A: I see, then I'll go with Tora-san (laughs)
Attack with a present!
Animal stuffs as expected for Aiba with an 'animal character'. And so, Matsumoto presented him with a pink piggy bank, Ohno with a poodle stuff toy, Sakurai with a bear handkerchief and Ninomiya with a dressed teddy bear.
A: This is quite wrong. Whatever it may be, stuff toys are...
N: No, no. You look good hugging a teddy bear
S: Then, I prefer Sho-chan's bear handkerchief!
Answer a question from the person himself!
Q: I went to watch a game recently. What did I watch?
S: What are the options?
A: There are no options.
S: No options?
A: No options (laughs). The genre is sports.
S: Sumo wrestling
O: Rugby
N: Soccer
M: Baseball
A: Matsujun, correct (claps). I went to Jinguu Baseball Stadium on the last day of Yakult vs. Lotte Koryu-sen. And, how many times did I round the bases?
O: Five times
A: You got it!
S: Your butt will get sore!
N: It's bad if you go at such a day~ (laughs)
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A couple is decided!
(e.g their 'love score' from the 3 games)
Love level to Ohno Satoshi
(caption: Matsumoto, isn't your face too close to Leader?!)
Matsumoto: ♥♥♥
Ninomiya: ♥
Love level to Ninomiya Kazunari
(caption: Caught in between Aiba and Matsumoto ♥ Ninomiya is embarrassed?!)
Matsumoto: ♥
Aiba: ♥
Love level to Sakurai Sho
(Feel the dee~p trust and love of Matsumoto and Sakurai)
Matsumoto: ♥♥
Ohno: ♥
Love level to Aiba Masaki
(caption: These two can hug naturally ♥ Like koala brothers?!)
Matsumoto: ♥
Sakurai: ♥
Ohno: ♥♥
Love level to Matsumoto Jun
(caption: The strongest trio of Ninomiya-Aiba-Matsumoto is formed ♥)
Aiba: ♥
Ninomiya: ♥
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Couple concepts never get old. Go bromance! :3
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