I guess it's been a while since I translated a mag? ^^ *and so to prevent my Japanese reading skills from rusting*
Don't know if this is translated before, but I'm sharing it anyway :D
Just a short crosstalk between Sho and Nino from Gekkan Arashi of
Monthly The Television 2.27.11-3.31.11 This month's talk theme is:
If for only one day, you become ____ what will you do?
If for only one day, you become a manager of any of the member, who do you think will be tough to handle?
Nino: I guess it's Matsujun. Matsujun carries lots of things, right? If he asks "Where did I put that?", I absolutely wouldn't know.
Sho: Ah~ (laughs). I get it.
Nino: I would be useless, and eventually wouldn't be able to support him.
Sho: Indeed, Matsujun will be tough
Nino: The difficulty level is high. I'm sure it will be tough.
Sho: For me, it will be Ohno-kun, I guess. Because he won't speak a word inside the car. I'm scared that I, who's driving, might fall asleep.
Nino: He'll be silent inside the car.
Sho: Because he's Silent Satoshi (laughs).
If for only one day, you become an invisible man, what would you want to do to the other members?
Nino: Because I became an invisible man, first of all, I will send mails to all the members saying "I just became an invisible man so you cannot see me" at a time when we're working as five.
Sho: I see~ I, let's see, I'll be Nino's magic assistant.
Nino: That will be invincible. We might be able to appear on TV as magicians.
Sho: But it seems I will forget the plan. Something might fall at an important place.
Nino: Then, I, who will be at loss at what to do, will say in a soft voice "Sho-chan, Sho-chan!!"
Sho: Then saying "It's better not to have this assistant" will become a punchline.
If for only one day, you become an Arashi fangirl, what kind of fanservice do you want to receive at the concert?
Sho: What does it mean? Does it mean that we will be at the audience's seats? This is a difficult question.
Nino: It's fairly a difficult person. Hm~ let's see, I want Matsujun to give me a peace sign while smiling
Sho: Ah~, he got you~!
Nino: Because for some reason, I think Jun-kun is a shy person (laughs). The moment he would smile and give a peace sign would be irresistable, right ♥
Sho: That's true. I....want Aiba-kun to do a gag* in front of me.
Nino: Is that a fan service?!
Sho: I thought it will be very interesting to have him do a gag in front.
Nino: Indeed, it will be very interesting. But such Aiba-san will be adorable.
*e.g. something crack
If for only one day, you become the other member, what kind of work will you want to do?
Nino: I guess Hana Yori Dango (2005, TBS Station)
Sho: You would go for that, right? Because he's a cool guy.
Nino: I want to be a cool guy like Domyouji. Also, as Sawada Shin of Gokusen (2002, Nihon TV)
Sho: Yes yes.
Nino: I haven't done such a cool~ role that much. I have lots of plain and subtle guy roles, so I want to kinda try doing a cool one.
Sho: I guess so. For me, as expected, doing "GANTZ" will be good.
Nino: "GANTZ" (smile)
Sho: I want to be casted as Kurono
Nino: That's nice!
Sho: I want to meet Tanaka alien~
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