I saw my life pass before my eyes. It was a very short movie, and you were in every scene

Dec 31, 2005 12:15

Fever induced delerium is always fun. Especially when my brain starts composing shakespearean sonnets in the form of an ode to the Jolly Green Giantess from the point of view of the normal human man who loves her. All I can remember really is something about "heavenly booming voice" and "sweet leafy curves"

My brain is weird.

The End.

stolen from redpistolet

IN 2005 HAVE I:

Hugged someone? Doy, lol
Gotten into a fight? Yes, big ones
Cried? Yeah, a lot unfortunately
Smoked? ...yes.
Drank alcohol? Oh so much.
Kissed someone on the cheek? Yes
Reunited with an old friend? Yeah, myspace for the win.
Been suspended? ...from college? ...No.
Let something go? hm...I tried but it didn't work
Learned any important lessons? Yes.
Kissed someone on the lips? *thinks*....Yes, yes I have
Considered suicide? I do at least once every year and then realize what a dumbass thing that is to do
Gone to a funeral? Multiple :[
Had to get over someone? Yes
Fallen in love? No
Cut/dyed your hair drastically? Hehehe, yes :D
Flirted? Far more than I shoulf have I think
Been backstabbed? Hm...no i don't think you could call it that
Taken somebody's pants off? Sort of lol
Taken somebody's shirt off? hmm...No I don't think so
Missed someone? All the time
Hit someone? I think Sean, we've gotten into a couple of "sparring" matches
Broken something really important to you? umm....No I don't think so..
Cuddled with someone? Yes :]
Held hands? I believe so yes
Made out? No lol
Had your heart broken? Not in the traditional sense no
Broken somebody's heart? Not that I know of lol.
Done something you really regretted? Well, I think I should regret it, but I don't
Laughed so hard that it hurt? Oh god yes. 222-2222!
Cried so hard that it hurt? Yes, again, unfortunately
Had someone tell you that they like you? Er...I don't think so?
Got cheated on? No
Gone on a date? hmm...technically I think I did
Got dumped? No lol
Dumped someone? No.
Made a new screen name? No...wait was PostureMoll this year...oh wait I think it was. Then yes.
Lost a friend? A couple actually
Gotten any tattoos/piercing? Yes :D 2nd holes baby
Watched porn? I think...
Been in a love/hate relationship? Always
Loved someone so much that it hurt? Yes.
Been grounded? No lol

meme, sick, wtf?

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