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[mirefinwe]

*figures from here on, being fully armed in public isn't just a good idea, it's probably essential to the continuation of his life*

*arms himself to the teeth*

GOING OUT! BACK EVENTUALLY.

ETA:*decides he really needs to pay his Uncle Turco and his fair woman a visit*

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[_finduilas]

*opens the door*

No, thanks, we don't need any...

That you, Míro? 0_o

[mirefinwe]

Hey Fin! :)

[_finduilas]

You've grown up overnight and somehow I'm still surprised. X)

Come on in. :)

[mirefinwe]

Thanks. I have news, possibly good but definitely weird and hysterically funny.

Gwindor's got a new twu wuv.

[_finduilas]

*automatically goes in search of ice cream at first*

*grabs a beer for you instead*

:o

Do tell. And if you're pulling my leg, I'll never forgive you.

[mirefinwe]

I shit ye not. He's apparently got his leg over with that bint wot married Ingwe and shagged Fingon to produce Ereinion.

He's out buying her tasteless cheap shite as I speak!

[_finduilas]

Wow. I just...wow.

*flops down on the couch and sighs a sigh of extreme satisfaction*

Would it be terribly cruel of me to say I wish her a long and Finless life with him? :D

[turco]

What, a female like, touched him and more? Ewww.

[mirefinwe]

I know!! It's fucked!!! But... she shagged Fingon and Ingwe beforehand. And NOTE the trend- GAY!

[_finduilas]

Well, yeah...I feel pretty sorry for her, but think about it. This could mean...

I'M FREE. :)

[turco]

This couldn't be some sort of mad scheme of his could it?

[mirefinwe]

Well... he did seem to figure Fin would be jealous.

[_finduilas]

...

Please, Eru, no. :(

[turco]

Jealous!? BWUAHAHA. Oh that deluded turdspider.

[_finduilas]

It just better not be a trick. I don't know how much more of his shit I can take. >:(

[turco]

Even if it is, maybe it'll backfire on him. Maybe in the course of dating this poor, POOR woman, he'll develop something verging on a healthy emotion and learn the true meaning of Manwemas. Or something.