A purloined meme.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Many people, actually. Most of them dead.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (When I do watch TV, it's always the same shows I've always watched. Although I am a compulsive Food Network watcher.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Unfortunately I don't own nearly enough, and most of the ones I do own are in Connecticut.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Right now I have *very* librarian glasses.)
✓ I love to play video games. (I probably shouldn't.. but I do. Not that I really have time for that.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Heh.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Details not necessary, some better than others, still baffled as to exactly what purpose these serve. I've always wanted to have a tv show along the lines for MST3K, - only for really bad porn.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Um. No.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I used to be a good liar when I was very little, and somehow I evolved into honest to the point of rude. Surprisingly enough, this doesn't always help me at work.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes I think I should enter a program.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I usually 'change mentally' every six years or so. I'm sort of overdue right now.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I really should get a knife. I'm constantly needing to open boxes and end up using my keys.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (Although sometimes I fantasize about it at work...)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Um. Don't we often keep secrets because we're ashamed to reveal them?)
× I hate the rain. (I don't want to know what kind of person would answer this affirmatively.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (But that has nothing to do with trying marijuana, I swear.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (No. Let Michael Jackson and Melanie Griffith be a lesson to us all.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I always need money. I'm another one of the faceless working poor.)
× I love sushi. (I don't love it. I don't hate it. It tastes better with Kirin beer.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (What an odd question. Oral bacteria reproducing like mad overnight give you morning breath. Everyone has these bacteria, so I challenge anyone who answers yes to this one.)
✓ I have long hair. (Longish.. anyway. I need to get it cut, actually.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I've never been to Las Vegas)
× I have at least one sibling. (My mother learned her lesson the first time, I guess.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Mais oui! I was born in Belgium.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Hahahahahahahaha!)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I would marry Caller ID if I could.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sure. Why not? There's no point in hating your own looks. It's not like you're going to get to choose another face or body.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Please refer to the statement on honesty. (Unless little white lies count. I told a co-worker she looked nice in a skirt when she didn't.. but she asked me point blank if she looked good. I think we lie reflexively in those situations.))
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (To be optimistic is to be unrealistic. I'm actually more of a curmudgeon. I'm perpetually cranky and cynical, but that's only because I'm constantly disappointed by the behavior of other people.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'd like to see clean, legal brothels in every state. Except Florida. I'm still upset about the 2000 election.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (So hidden that I don't even know what it is.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I'm not sure I've ever been hyper without drinking excessive amounts of caffiene.)
× I have a lot of friends. (I'm not good at making friends, which might not surprise anyone who knew me.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I hate the phone actually. I shudder when it rings.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I'm not sure how that sort of wardrobe would go down at work.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (Look! Another thing I loathe! I do like to shop for certain things, but that's about it.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (*snort* I read LJ, and rarely ever post.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I got over that when I was fifteen or so. My mother might be the slowest walker in the world, but she's far from embarassing.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Erugh. I broke down and got one after a traffic accident made me 2 hours late for work one day. I hate them.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've *never* passed out drunk.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Starting with all the random older guys who used to flirt with me when I was underage..)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I'm not sure I would be human if I didn't currently 'like' someone.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Is that wrong at age 30?)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Maybe one more.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (So ... many... diapers...)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to everything that grows and dust mites as well.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (About everything...)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (But nothing truly dangerous, mind..)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Uh? What would make this okay?)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Sorry guys.. I enjoy life.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (About certain things, yes.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Uh..)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome with or without candy. It's a big holiday with my family.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (Not at this, or any other moment really.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Bleh.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Not in real life, of course.. but I do have some issues that Freud would find interesting but not unusual. Alan Rickman, Geoffrey Rush - hello?)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (To a very limited extent.)
× I love my job(s). (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (What's not to love?!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I have a tube of lipstick, an eyeliner and mascara.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Several, actually. But the best laid plans..)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (Passionately. Although some are worse than others.)
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (Not as far as I know.. I've often wondered though.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Not in the arsonist sense though..)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I throw up when I get upset in general. Crying not necessary.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (Aaaah! Mundane muted earth tones and navy for me, please! (Although I do own a bright coral colored shirt. I don't know what posessed me.))
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (So I'm told..)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. ("at least" being the operative words)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (If you subtract the word 'spiritual' this statement works.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Not anything.. but I do like some nonsensical things.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (A nice glass of beer, maybe..)
× I'm an artist. (In my dreams, perhaps.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Erm.. does a husband count?)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Not terrible as in they're black and I'm missing several, but I'm always getting cavities despite brushing, flossing.. etc. My grandmother had the same problem.)
× I hate my toes. (I do have scary long toes.. but I've seen worse.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (haha!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (And I have excellent reflexes.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Vaguely, anyway.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Only because work insists.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I didn't even cry at Schindler's List.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I'm nominating this for the Most Random Statement in this entire meme.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I don't care...)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (When I was younger.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Ghosts maybe. I hesitate to say I believe in anything else.)
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I never spend way too much money on anything.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Most definately.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (I can speak a miniscule amount of really bad French.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (A thousand times over...)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like them both in equal parts.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (It's the only way to go.)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I've been so upset with people of my physical gender that I've cried.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (I'm pretty 50/50 on this one. I've met some animals that I really disliked interacting with. That idea that animals are more noble than people are is anthropomorphised nonsense.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sort of.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I have often dreamed about this very thing..)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (To the point of having to apologize for some of the things that come out of my mouth.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Hearts of Space. Yay!)
× I dislike milk. (I can't dislike milk. I"m firmly convinced that 50 % of my blood volume is actually 1% milk.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (I go through phases..)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I don't recall having to push myself.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes I do, which is sort of scary.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I loves me gum.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Although I'd rather not be a test subject.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I always have to remember for other people.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I'm not sure I grew out of that..)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (What a pointless wish.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, but I still have moments where I miss playing.)
× I love to sing. (..in the shower, where I can't melt anyone's brain with my atrocious singing voice.)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (She just refuses me every time I ask.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Now this is a creepy stalker-like statement.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (How can you not enjoy burritos?)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Irish-American, anyway.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (Quite the opposite, actually.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Most of the time?)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I don't think I could do that for any amount of money in the world.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Some of them, anyway.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No.. but I've always had this wild fantasy about being able to.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Never, I say.)
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (If I were any more open-minded I'd be flaky, and that's just not good.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Shhh.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (I'm not that much of an attention-whore.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Slow as in ambient, or slow as in crappy pop balad?)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (No. Music is tremendously enjoyable, but it doesn't make me feel like a part of the larger world.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Absurdly long.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Anyone currently on my friends list, is somone I've met in real life.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (I can hate anyone. I'm very flexible in that way.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Many people, actually. Most of them dead.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (When I do watch TV, it's always the same shows I've always watched. Although I am a compulsive Food Network watcher.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Unfortunately I don't own nearly enough, and most of the ones I do own are in Connecticut.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Right now I have *very* librarian glasses.)
✓ I love to play video games. (I probably shouldn't.. but I do. Not that I really have time for that.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Heh.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Details not necessary, some better than others, still baffled as to exactly what purpose these serve. I've always wanted to have a tv show along the lines for MST3K, - only for really bad porn.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Um. No.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (I used to be a good liar when I was very little, and somehow I evolved into honest to the point of rude. Surprisingly enough, this doesn't always help me at work.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (Sometimes I think I should enter a program.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I usually 'change mentally' every six years or so. I'm sort of overdue right now.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I really should get a knife. I'm constantly needing to open boxes and end up using my keys.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (Although sometimes I fantasize about it at work...)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Um. Don't we often keep secrets because we're ashamed to reveal them?)
× I hate the rain. (I don't want to know what kind of person would answer this affirmatively.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (But that has nothing to do with trying marijuana, I swear.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (No. Let Michael Jackson and Melanie Griffith be a lesson to us all.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (I always need money. I'm another one of the faceless working poor.)
× I love sushi. (I don't love it. I don't hate it. It tastes better with Kirin beer.)
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (What an odd question. Oral bacteria reproducing like mad overnight give you morning breath. Everyone has these bacteria, so I challenge anyone who answers yes to this one.)
✓ I have long hair. (Longish.. anyway. I need to get it cut, actually.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I've never been to Las Vegas)
× I have at least one sibling. (My mother learned her lesson the first time, I guess.)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Mais oui! I was born in Belgium.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Hahahahahahahaha!)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I would marry Caller ID if I could.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sure. Why not? There's no point in hating your own looks. It's not like you're going to get to choose another face or body.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Please refer to the statement on honesty. (Unless little white lies count. I told a co-worker she looked nice in a skirt when she didn't.. but she asked me point blank if she looked good. I think we lie reflexively in those situations.))
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (To be optimistic is to be unrealistic. I'm actually more of a curmudgeon. I'm perpetually cranky and cynical, but that's only because I'm constantly disappointed by the behavior of other people.)
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I'd like to see clean, legal brothels in every state. Except Florida. I'm still upset about the 2000 election.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (So hidden that I don't even know what it is.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (I'm not sure I've ever been hyper without drinking excessive amounts of caffiene.)
× I have a lot of friends. (I'm not good at making friends, which might not surprise anyone who knew me.)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (I hate the phone actually. I shudder when it rings.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I'm not sure how that sort of wardrobe would go down at work.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop. (Look! Another thing I loathe! I do like to shop for certain things, but that's about it.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (*snort* I read LJ, and rarely ever post.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I got over that when I was fifteen or so. My mother might be the slowest walker in the world, but she's far from embarassing.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Erugh. I broke down and got one after a traffic accident made me 2 hours late for work one day. I hate them.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've *never* passed out drunk.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Starting with all the random older guys who used to flirt with me when I was underage..)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I'm not sure I would be human if I didn't currently 'like' someone.)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Is that wrong at age 30?)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Maybe one more.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (So ... many... diapers...)
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to everything that grows and dust mites as well.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (About everything...)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (But nothing truly dangerous, mind..)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Uh? What would make this okay?)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Sorry guys.. I enjoy life.)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (About certain things, yes.)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Uh..)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome with or without candy. It's a big holiday with my family.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment. (Not at this, or any other moment really.)
× I'm obsessed with guys. (Bleh.)
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Not in real life, of course.. but I do have some issues that Freud would find interesting but not unusual. Alan Rickman, Geoffrey Rush - hello?)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (To a very limited extent.)
× I love my job(s). (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (What's not to love?!)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I have a tube of lipstick, an eyeliner and mascara.)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Several, actually. But the best laid plans..)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs. (Passionately. Although some are worse than others.)
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (Not as far as I know.. I've often wondered though.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Not in the arsonist sense though..)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I throw up when I get upset in general. Crying not necessary.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (Aaaah! Mundane muted earth tones and navy for me, please! (Although I do own a bright coral colored shirt. I don't know what posessed me.))
× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (So I'm told..)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. ("at least" being the operative words)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (If you subtract the word 'spiritual' this statement works.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Not anything.. but I do like some nonsensical things.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (A nice glass of beer, maybe..)
× I'm an artist. (In my dreams, perhaps.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Erm.. does a husband count?)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Not terrible as in they're black and I'm missing several, but I'm always getting cavities despite brushing, flossing.. etc. My grandmother had the same problem.)
× I hate my toes. (I do have scary long toes.. but I've seen worse.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (haha!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (And I have excellent reflexes.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Vaguely, anyway.)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Only because work insists.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I didn't even cry at Schindler's List.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I'm nominating this for the Most Random Statement in this entire meme.)
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (I don't care...)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (When I was younger.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Ghosts maybe. I hesitate to say I believe in anything else.)
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I never spend way too much money on anything.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Most definately.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (I can speak a miniscule amount of really bad French.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (A thousand times over...)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like them both in equal parts.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (It's the only way to go.)
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I've been so upset with people of my physical gender that I've cried.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people. (I'm pretty 50/50 on this one. I've met some animals that I really disliked interacting with. That idea that animals are more noble than people are is anthropomorphised nonsense.)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Sort of.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I have often dreamed about this very thing..)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (To the point of having to apologize for some of the things that come out of my mouth.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Hearts of Space. Yay!)
× I dislike milk. (I can't dislike milk. I"m firmly convinced that 50 % of my blood volume is actually 1% milk.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (I go through phases..)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I don't recall having to push myself.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Sometimes I do, which is sort of scary.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I loves me gum.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Although I'd rather not be a test subject.)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I always have to remember for other people.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I'm not sure I grew out of that..)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (What a pointless wish.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, but I still have moments where I miss playing.)
× I love to sing. (..in the shower, where I can't melt anyone's brain with my atrocious singing voice.)
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (She just refuses me every time I ask.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Now this is a creepy stalker-like statement.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (How can you not enjoy burritos?)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Irish-American, anyway.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (Quite the opposite, actually.)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Most of the time?)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I don't think I could do that for any amount of money in the world.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Some of them, anyway.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No.. but I've always had this wild fantasy about being able to.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (Never, I say.)
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (If I were any more open-minded I'd be flaky, and that's just not good.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Shhh.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out. (I'm not that much of an attention-whore.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Slow as in ambient, or slow as in crappy pop balad?)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (No. Music is tremendously enjoyable, but it doesn't make me feel like a part of the larger world.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Absurdly long.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Anyone currently on my friends list, is somone I've met in real life.)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (I can hate anyone. I'm very flexible in that way.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.