Apr 22, 2004 00:00
Ok…. im going to tell a story
Here it goes
Once upon a time there was this mouse, he was very very cute. The only problem with him was all his enemies; he had like six of them!!!!
Well I guess they weren’t really enemies they just didn’t like each other much. Well actually they did like each other but um well um….
Ok ok well you see his enemies were like snakes and stuff so they wanted to eat him but he didn’t like that cause he like wanted to live and stuff. Um yah so one of them didn’t really want to eat him because she had a crush on him…
I know what your going to say she’s a snake and he’s a mouse they cant love each other how are they going to communicate…..and yes communication is the most important thing!!!
Well so one day the mouse was walking down the street and was drinking some beerzz and smoking some cigars, they were the chocolate kind. He was all like I’m cool and stuff. He really wasn’t that cool. The snake knew that she would pass him on the street so she dressed up in a pretty pink dress with purple polka dots; it was the prettiest dress you ever did see.
Well you should have seen it when they looked into each other eyes it was great, you could tell that the snake loved him very much, and that the mouse was very scared of her, it was so romantic.
So they went on there first date to the barzzzz and drank some beerzzz, they both got really hungry afterwards so they went out to eat chicken at a nice restaurant, one of those restaurants that take like a thousand years for the food to come. They were staring into each others eyes, it was romantic. The snake was getting kind of hungry so he ate the mouse.
The end