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mirandajoe88

TEN MINUTE!

Aug 09, 2004 01:12

i wonder if my dream guy in china is thinking of me right now, as we speak. i wonder if he's lifting the rice in his little beautiful brown hands, going "where in the world is my breathtakingly beautiful brown..i mean white...babe, alyse?" and i wonder if he's saying to himself "DAMN, i should sell some of this rice to alison for Leftovers to ( Read more... )

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fertile mirandajoe mirandabob23 August 8 2004, 22:44:21 UTC

if all it takes for you to sleep with a guy is for him to say "changzungzingy," sign me up. no seriously, play the field mirandajoe. i think that your friend alison will go through with her "Left Overs For Africa." She sounds like a happenin together chica. And that Kendra that you never mentioned sounds like a sexy bitchin chica herself. I agree, prince eric is a hottie. but i must ask you, john smith? how can you resist the long blonde hair. i'm sorry, i was getting lost in 8th grade once again. eric. eric. eric. back again.

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandajoe88 August 8 2004, 22:50:26 UTC

ok miranda u must be awfully fertile if you think john smith is sexy. he's so not anywhere NEAR eric hotness, assuming he qualifies for hottie status at ALL. i mean first of all he's bleach blonde, grooooss. and he doesn't have all too appealing facial features. ok he's BUFF. and he did float around gaily with pocahantas singing colors of the wind, which gives him a few points on the man-o-meter, but STILL. ok u take john & i'll take eric, & we'll call it even! anyway yeah she is a bitchin chica, and no ALL IT TAKES FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH A GUY IS NOT "CHANGZUNZINGY"...he has to have a really big changzungzingy too! lol i call u tomorrow, or quite possibly in ten minutes, u will just have to wait to see!

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandabob23 August 8 2004, 23:03:48 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandabob23 August 8 2004, 23:04:04 UTC

sean's biggerstaff than your chungzungzingy

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandajoe88 August 8 2004, 23:14:35 UTC

ok yes he does have a biggerstaff than the average guy, but his chungzungzingy is not very impressive, hate to burst your bubble hon!

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandabob23 August 8 2004, 23:17:42 UTC

and your chungzungzingy is much to look at?

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandabob23 August 8 2004, 23:07:15 UTC

ok, take this, james dean is hotter than hadden christensen

Re: fertile mirandajoe mirandajoe88 August 8 2004, 23:31:04 UTC

um i'm sorry did i just HEAR what i think i heard???? ok then again, that's not that terrible, it's not like u said sean biggerstaff. james dean is hot. HOT hot. but it's HAYDEN, my man. don't ever talk about him that way AGAIN or ELSE.

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