Born-again Virgins

Feb 29, 2008 11:08

There's so many ways to title this:

For the one I love, the gift of dihonesty

It's not real and pure if the first time doesn't hurt

Why let a pesky thing like reality get in the way?

Religion screwed me, but I won't let anyone else! Again.

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cephalophore February 29 2008, 16:39:38 UTC
"Virginity is not special in general unless you're being used as a demon sacrifice....which is a pretty good reason for getting laid early and often."

The last ep of Supernatural was awesome.

"If I live through this I am having so much sex. No, not with you."

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mirandaflynn March 1 2008, 02:13:26 UTC
It was good, and for Supernatural, a decent treatment of women. The religious character was not portrayed as either stupid or overly uptight.

I want Ruby to have her own spinoff, with Bobby and Ellen as her sidekicks.

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cephalophore March 1 2008, 04:04:16 UTC
I love Ruby. The show was pretty desperate for a female character and Jo was kind of sick in the jailbait role.

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cathyteach2 February 29 2008, 17:16:49 UTC
If painful first-time sex is that important, maybe he could lean on your hair or something. LOL!!!

As for the rest of it, ARGH! How utterly ridiculous! It really is just beyond stupidity. Like those "Virginity Restorer" pills you can buy in Spencer Gifts and other novelty shops.

I mean, honestly, is she planning to LIE to her future husband and say he was the first ant that her children were immaculately conceived? I mean, otherwise, hymen or not, he is going to know that another penis had been there before his. ::bangs head on desk::

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mirandaflynn March 1 2008, 02:15:06 UTC
I have no problems with someone deciding to change their lifestyle and habits due to a new set of beliefs. However, re-writing the past doesn't work. That has to be your base for learning and growing. Even if you base your life on not doing anything you did in the past, you still need to acknowledge that it happened.

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OMFG thepubgirl March 18 2008, 19:11:49 UTC
Dude, seriously. You made me snort Diet Dew, you vixen.. Well, I guess the upside to my promiscuous years is I won't be selected for a demon sacrifice.

And for the record, I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.

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One mre thing... thepubgirl March 18 2008, 19:15:36 UTC
I like how the first girl gave it alot of thought and prayer and now declares herself a virgin again..

I've done a lot of praying and thinking and declare that I am now a toaster..

Sweet. So shall it be.

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