Well, I tried to watch the Stargates
SG-1: See Teal'c brood. Brood, Teal'c, brood. I cut out mid-brood, but from what mr.mir told me, the rest of the story would have been see Teal'c murder a lot of people and not have anything done about it.
Atlantis: I didn't make it through 10 minutes because of a raging need to kill the guy flirting with Elizabeth. The only acceptable response to him would have been "Go the fuck away. Now." Ah, Roslin. I need to watch you smile people into gibbering terror.