[fanfic] Mypace, ReitaxUruha oneshot
Title: My Pace
Author: mirai_hoshi
Chap: oneshot
Genre: humor, angst XD.
Rating: PG
Pairing: ReitaxUruhaxReita
Warning: not beta-ed mistakes, bad English, weirdness
Disclaimer: don’t own and never will
Summary: Uruha was in a bad mood while Reita came to messed around him.. guess what would happen~
Comments: teheheheh~ requested by black_fenrir for so long long ago~ please be nice~~
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“Tadaimaa~” shouted Reita cheerfully as he opened his apartment door. the atmosphere that welcomed him was enough to made the bassist frowned in confusion. There was so quiet ... if not including the sound from the still-turn on TV. Where was his lover? was he asleep? Or, was Reita too late? But it still 10.pm. "Uru?" Reita took off his shoes and began to entered the apartment.
Still, no answer. But now, he knew that his lover wasn’t asleep, the honey-blond man was sat on the couch as his hand hold the remote control and randomly flipping through the channels.
“Hey, honey..” Reita said and gave a peck to Uruha’s cheek.. “You didn’t answer me..” Reita added half pouted.
Uruha averted his gaze from the TV and stared at his lover with his flat expression. “I’ve answered it..” he said blankly, and with that Uruha back to his previous activity.
“Ee~ you didn’t..” Reita still on his pouted and jumped from behind the couch to joined his lover then sat next to him.
“I did.” Uruha said expressionless, eyes glued on TV.
“But I didn’t hear it..”
“But I did.”
“No way! you didn’t even give me a welcome kiss.” Reita stubborned. And successfully made Uruha looked at him with the same expression as before. Reita grinned dorkyly, felt satisfy that finally he could caught the other’s attention.
“Whatever.” Was all Uruha said before he threw the remote control to the man next to him and got up from the couch, leaving Reita with his dumbfounded look.
“W-wait!! Where’d you going ?” Reita tried to ran after his lover.
“Hell.” Uruha said, without stopping his way to the bedroom or even without shifting his gaze to his lover.
Reita grabbed the guitarist by his waist, and turned around his lover so he could hugged him freely. “What’s wrong, uru?” Reita whispered right on the other’s ear, and made Uruha shiver slightly because the sudden warm attacked his ear.
“Get off me.” Uruha struggled to escape from the even tighter grip by his lover. “Reeii~” he squealed because the lack of air.
Reita rested his chin to Uruha’s shoulder, and tightened the embrace even more. “I won’t let you go until you tell me what happened.” Reita could heard Uruha gasped. He almost fainted for sure.
The guitarist found himself would die anytime soon if he couldn’t released from his lover death grip, he even couldn’t shout for help.
Dammit! What is this asshole up to? To kill his oh-so-beautiful-yet-so-innocent-and-amazing-boyfriend? Doesn’t he realize my lungs screaming for help here!!
Uruha then recognized that his both hands were placed in between his chest and Reita’s. “Would you tell me, hm?” Reita said fondly.
fuck yeah bastard I will tell you that you’ve gave me a wonderful hug in my entire life.. but now, eat THIS!!
“AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Reita screamed his lungs and with reflex released Uruha. “WHAT THE FUCK URU ?!!!” the bassist yelled as his both hands rubbed his both nipples panicky.
Uruha rested both of his hands on his knee and tried to set his breath to be normal again. “Hh I’m..Helping.. myself..hh..” Uruha said in between panting and gulped while in frustration he took in more air.
“BY PINCHING MY NIPPLES ?! IT’S HURT, YOU BITCH!!” reita said cursing.
Uruha frowned and twitched his eyebrows. “Don’t call me like that.”
“Well, it’s REALLY hurt though.” Reita said almost cried. “It seems that I’m the only victim here..” Uruha’s jaw dropped and his eyes almost popped out from it’s socket by hearing his mentally-ill boyfriend’s statement.
“YOU WHAT ?!” Uruha shouted in disbelieve, well in frustration to be precisely. “If you talking about victim, it should to be me, you asshole!!” Reita opened his mouth and ready to argued his lover back, but Uruha succeed cut him off, even before Reita had said a word. “You came in sudden, being stubborn, spoiled my mood, bothered me when I was calmly in ‘MyPace’, you hugged me like as you wanted to kill me, and forced me to smelling your smelly pits which NEED deodorant very badly…” by this statement Reita directly sniffed both of his armpits. “…And now you state that you’re the only victim in this fucking silly case because I pinched your nipple ‘cause I want to escape from those for-god’s-sake-fucking-smelly-pits hug ?!!”
“Hey, but it’s really hurt!!” reita said pigheadedly.
“Fuck off, Mr. noseless!!” with that Uruha continued his way to the bedroom, but Reita stopped him by grabbing his wrist.
“Hey!! You must pay for this!!” Reita said while pointed to his ‘poor’ nipples. “And I’ve told you don’t call me ‘noseless’!!”
“He barely said himself a noseless.” Uruha mumbled under his breath.
“Hey!! I heard that!! I’ll punish you, Uruha!!”
“Oh! I’m so scared!! And what are you going to do? Take off your noseband and whip me with it and then scare me to death with that thing you call a nose?! never Reita!! Never !!”
“Uruha.. I’ll really hurt you, sweetheart!!”
“Ha! You better hit me hard, because I love it hard !!”
“Good, then you’re gonna love me.”
“I bet.”
“….bedroom.”
“HOLY SHIT !!! I was kidding.”
“But I’m not kidding to punish you.”
“… I’m sick for this..” Uruha sighed, and gave a rubbed his forehead in defeat.
“You really weird you know.. I’m trying to get your attention because you keep ignoring me..” reita pouted.
“Yeah.. whatever..”
“See?”
“Fuck off Reita!! I’m sleepy and I’m enough for this..” the guitarist then continued his way, again.. but now he wasn’t being interrupted by Reita’s act.. but, because the other’s statement.
“Wow! Talking about male PMS !! it does exist !!” Reita yelled, imitating his voice like a salesman.
Uruha turned around and smiled to his lover. “Okay, Reita…” he started. “You asked for this.. from now on.. there will be no longer any bathroom sex, living room sex, kitchen sex, couch sex, bike sex, or anything or anywhere else where sexual intercourse can taken place until I say so !!AND NO SEX FOR YOU !!” with that Uruha slammed the bedroom door shut, leaving Reita with his jaw dropped.
Reita shook his head rapidly, clearly was still traumatized by what Uruha had said. No bathroom sex....no living room sex....no kitchen sex...no sex at all! What the hell was he supposed to do when he was being attacked by the monsters of boredom? “URUHAAAAAAA!! MY DARLING !! I’m sorry, baby!!” suddenly the bedroom door slammed open. “Honey, I really am sorry!!” he pleaded.
“Tonight you sleep on the couch !!” as uruha said that he threw a blanket and pillow over reita’s face.
“NOOOOOOO!!”
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A/N: once again, i'm so sorry my bad english i'm still learning though XDDD.. CnC are love~~ x3~
Author: mirai_hoshi
Chap: oneshot
Genre: humor, angst XD.
Rating: PG
Pairing: ReitaxUruhaxReita
Warning: not beta-ed mistakes, bad English, weirdness
Disclaimer: don’t own and never will
Summary: Uruha was in a bad mood while Reita came to messed around him.. guess what would happen~
Comments: teheheheh~ requested by black_fenrir for so long long ago~ please be nice~~
~~*~~
“Tadaimaa~” shouted Reita cheerfully as he opened his apartment door. the atmosphere that welcomed him was enough to made the bassist frowned in confusion. There was so quiet ... if not including the sound from the still-turn on TV. Where was his lover? was he asleep? Or, was Reita too late? But it still 10.pm. "Uru?" Reita took off his shoes and began to entered the apartment.
Still, no answer. But now, he knew that his lover wasn’t asleep, the honey-blond man was sat on the couch as his hand hold the remote control and randomly flipping through the channels.
“Hey, honey..” Reita said and gave a peck to Uruha’s cheek.. “You didn’t answer me..” Reita added half pouted.
Uruha averted his gaze from the TV and stared at his lover with his flat expression. “I’ve answered it..” he said blankly, and with that Uruha back to his previous activity.
“Ee~ you didn’t..” Reita still on his pouted and jumped from behind the couch to joined his lover then sat next to him.
“I did.” Uruha said expressionless, eyes glued on TV.
“But I didn’t hear it..”
“But I did.”
“No way! you didn’t even give me a welcome kiss.” Reita stubborned. And successfully made Uruha looked at him with the same expression as before. Reita grinned dorkyly, felt satisfy that finally he could caught the other’s attention.
“Whatever.” Was all Uruha said before he threw the remote control to the man next to him and got up from the couch, leaving Reita with his dumbfounded look.
“W-wait!! Where’d you going ?” Reita tried to ran after his lover.
“Hell.” Uruha said, without stopping his way to the bedroom or even without shifting his gaze to his lover.
Reita grabbed the guitarist by his waist, and turned around his lover so he could hugged him freely. “What’s wrong, uru?” Reita whispered right on the other’s ear, and made Uruha shiver slightly because the sudden warm attacked his ear.
“Get off me.” Uruha struggled to escape from the even tighter grip by his lover. “Reeii~” he squealed because the lack of air.
Reita rested his chin to Uruha’s shoulder, and tightened the embrace even more. “I won’t let you go until you tell me what happened.” Reita could heard Uruha gasped. He almost fainted for sure.
The guitarist found himself would die anytime soon if he couldn’t released from his lover death grip, he even couldn’t shout for help.
Dammit! What is this asshole up to? To kill his oh-so-beautiful-yet-so-innocent-and-amazing-boyfriend? Doesn’t he realize my lungs screaming for help here!!
Uruha then recognized that his both hands were placed in between his chest and Reita’s. “Would you tell me, hm?” Reita said fondly.
fuck yeah bastard I will tell you that you’ve gave me a wonderful hug in my entire life.. but now, eat THIS!!
“AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Reita screamed his lungs and with reflex released Uruha. “WHAT THE FUCK URU ?!!!” the bassist yelled as his both hands rubbed his both nipples panicky.
Uruha rested both of his hands on his knee and tried to set his breath to be normal again. “Hh I’m..Helping.. myself..hh..” Uruha said in between panting and gulped while in frustration he took in more air.
“BY PINCHING MY NIPPLES ?! IT’S HURT, YOU BITCH!!” reita said cursing.
Uruha frowned and twitched his eyebrows. “Don’t call me like that.”
“Well, it’s REALLY hurt though.” Reita said almost cried. “It seems that I’m the only victim here..” Uruha’s jaw dropped and his eyes almost popped out from it’s socket by hearing his mentally-ill boyfriend’s statement.
“YOU WHAT ?!” Uruha shouted in disbelieve, well in frustration to be precisely. “If you talking about victim, it should to be me, you asshole!!” Reita opened his mouth and ready to argued his lover back, but Uruha succeed cut him off, even before Reita had said a word. “You came in sudden, being stubborn, spoiled my mood, bothered me when I was calmly in ‘MyPace’, you hugged me like as you wanted to kill me, and forced me to smelling your smelly pits which NEED deodorant very badly…” by this statement Reita directly sniffed both of his armpits. “…And now you state that you’re the only victim in this fucking silly case because I pinched your nipple ‘cause I want to escape from those for-god’s-sake-fucking-smelly-pits hug ?!!”
“Hey, but it’s really hurt!!” reita said pigheadedly.
“Fuck off, Mr. noseless!!” with that Uruha continued his way to the bedroom, but Reita stopped him by grabbing his wrist.
“Hey!! You must pay for this!!” Reita said while pointed to his ‘poor’ nipples. “And I’ve told you don’t call me ‘noseless’!!”
“He barely said himself a noseless.” Uruha mumbled under his breath.
“Hey!! I heard that!! I’ll punish you, Uruha!!”
“Oh! I’m so scared!! And what are you going to do? Take off your noseband and whip me with it and then scare me to death with that thing you call a nose?! never Reita!! Never !!”
“Uruha.. I’ll really hurt you, sweetheart!!”
“Ha! You better hit me hard, because I love it hard !!”
“Good, then you’re gonna love me.”
“I bet.”
“….bedroom.”
“HOLY SHIT !!! I was kidding.”
“But I’m not kidding to punish you.”
“… I’m sick for this..” Uruha sighed, and gave a rubbed his forehead in defeat.
“You really weird you know.. I’m trying to get your attention because you keep ignoring me..” reita pouted.
“Yeah.. whatever..”
“See?”
“Fuck off Reita!! I’m sleepy and I’m enough for this..” the guitarist then continued his way, again.. but now he wasn’t being interrupted by Reita’s act.. but, because the other’s statement.
“Wow! Talking about male PMS !! it does exist !!” Reita yelled, imitating his voice like a salesman.
Uruha turned around and smiled to his lover. “Okay, Reita…” he started. “You asked for this.. from now on.. there will be no longer any bathroom sex, living room sex, kitchen sex, couch sex, bike sex, or anything or anywhere else where sexual intercourse can taken place until I say so !!AND NO SEX FOR YOU !!” with that Uruha slammed the bedroom door shut, leaving Reita with his jaw dropped.
Reita shook his head rapidly, clearly was still traumatized by what Uruha had said. No bathroom sex....no living room sex....no kitchen sex...no sex at all! What the hell was he supposed to do when he was being attacked by the monsters of boredom? “URUHAAAAAAA!! MY DARLING !! I’m sorry, baby!!” suddenly the bedroom door slammed open. “Honey, I really am sorry!!” he pleaded.
“Tonight you sleep on the couch !!” as uruha said that he threw a blanket and pillow over reita’s face.
“NOOOOOOO!!”
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A/N: once again, i'm so sorry my bad english i'm still learning though XDDD.. CnC are love~~ x3~