Well that figures

May 11, 2006 13:21

I looked outside and saw sunshine.

I walked outside and FELT the sunshine along with the heat.

I got dressed into a summer skirt and t-shirt.

I looked outside and it's cloudy now.

Caution: Moment of immaturity ahead. [\immaturity]
Jessica is a major homewrecking tramp.
I hope she gets cheated on and her heart broken.
Her parents know she's a tool, I hope they cut her off financially so that ONE time in her life she has to take care of herself rather then have her mommy and daddy do it for her.
I hope she gets knocked up and that he'll want nothing to do with her after that.
I hope that when he does finally cheat on her that he'll infect her with chlamydia, genital herpes and an incurable rash.
I hope that when this pathetic "relationship" ends that she realizes what a ridiculous and sad excuse for a human being she is.
I hope she's alone, and is lonely so that she knows how the victim in this situation feels.
I hope that after they break up that the only man she can get is a little pimp named Chino.
I hope she quits Pizza Hut so that I never have to see her face again.
I hope she does something to me personally to piss me off so that I have an excuse to punch her in the face and kick the living shit out of her.
I hope Frank hits on me again and by some awesome coincidence someone happens to be recording it so that I can send it to her.
I hope her ex boyfriend (Todd) that she's still in love with comes back to town so that I can sleep with him (he's hot and always wanted me) and then make sure she finds out.
I hope that by some crazy work of God that she finds this randomly browsing the internet, which is why I'm making this PUBLIC!
I hope karma doesn't just bite her in the ass ... I hope it bites it right off. [/immaturity]

Damn that felt good.
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