summer lovin' event | locked to foretastes

[miraculls]

[Waking up in an unfamiliar place with no memory of how he'd gotten there is...actually not unusual in the least for Gamzee. In fact, waking up indoors period should be considered a success. He has no idea what this strange place is, but there seems to be a lot of clubs everywhere - maybe it's a subjugglator's throneroom

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[foretastes]

[Sure sucks being blind. Sure does. Terezi just kind of assumes she's woken up wherever she dropped off to sleep, because assuming otherwise would be ridiculous and silly! Why should she expect to suddenly be transported somewhere with... a clown... was that a honk...

Terezi rolls over from where she's been sleeping on a chair, groaning. She promptly falls off of the chair and yelps. She is awake instantly.]

Ow!

[what was that honk for-

oh]

Gamz, it's a little weird to stand by a girl's human recuperabed while she sleeps. I know you're not accustomed to things that are normal and common moral behavior, so I thought I'd let you know.

[yeah Terezi like you're one to talk and she doesn't actually seem to care much anyway.]

[miraculls]

[Good thing Terezi is blind, because Gamzee is currently hopping up and down on one foot like an idiot. He stops temporarily when he finally notices she's there.]

Whoooooa, chica, where'd you all up and pop in from? [looks around] Haha, this your humanhive? Sure looks real motherfuckin' different from mine.

[foretastes]

Of course it is, dumbass! [WOW WE'RE ALREADY OFF TO A MAGNIFICENT START HERE all kinds of terrible misinterpretations] Well, I'm glad you honked me awake before you...

What did you honk me awake for?

[miraculls]

Whoops, soooooorry, haha. Didn't mean to what all wake you or nothing, I just dropped one of these motherfuckin' balls on my foot. Haha, they be part of your scalemateplaying or some shit?

[foretastes]

B...alls?

[gives him the blankest look a blind girl can muster. it is pretty impressive.]

I haven't even got my scalemates here. What are you talking about?

[miraculls]

[thinking really hard]

So...the balls...are what all your scalemates now? [YES THIS IS LOGICAL] Shit, I don't know how you be playing with them, they're real motherfuckin' heavy. Colorful, though, I like it.

[foretastes]

[you fucking idiot]

No, I mean I don't have any... Urgh, just give me one of those. [holds her hands out for it...]

[miraculls]

[uses all his weak human muscles to HEEEAAAAVE the ball into her hands]

Careful, motherfuckin' thing weighs a whole fucking lot. [naturally, he warns her after he's already given her the ball]

[foretastes]

[yeah

just

gonna drop that on her foot]

Fuck, ow! [giving him the biggest >8/ ever]

[miraculls]

Haha, whoops. I warned you about the motherfuckin' balls, sis.

[glances around]

So uhh...is your human lusus a subjugglator, then?

[foretastes]

[sits on the floor rubbing her foot ;A; she's mumbling things to herself until he says... that...]

No, what the hell, Gamz? Do you really think I'd share a hive with a subjugglator?

...No offense. But it just doesn't mix with a mighty legislacerator like myself!

[miraculls]

[it's okay now they have twin stubbed toes already this date is off to a great start!!]

So why's there so many motherfuckin' juggabro clubs around then? Haha, you think anyone'd mind if a brother all up and borrowed a few?

[foretastes]

You are making even less sense than usual. I don't keep clubs in my room. [only awesome things like

stuffed animals

and cosplay]

[miraculls]

Naaaw, blindtits, there's [starts counting...] uhh...a shitton of them. A shitton.

[foretastes]

...Hand me one of those.

1/2

[miraculls]

Sure motherfuckin' thing, chica!

[heading towards the lane

trips over the ball

falls flat on his face and starts sliding towards the pins]

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK--