tHrEe; phone | forward-dated to friday the 19th

[miraculls]

[So with Jade having drunk one bottle of milk and Karkat two, Gamzee's finally managed to pay attention for long enough to put his foot down and demand that this morning's share be given to him. After all, with the mirthful messiahs watching over him, what's the worst that could happen

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[frogst]

[ Jade has no idea what to do right now. She hadn't wanted him to drink anything, driven by her guilt and stubborness, but that same guilt was also the reason she had finally yielded.

Now she only hopes she can keep an eye on him, preferring that he hurt things instead of people, instead of himself. She's cleaning up some of the wreckage when she overhears his phone call. ]

Um, Gamzee?

[miraculls]

[Seeing Jade just makes him angrier, because fuck, she shouldn't have had to die, not when she got panscrubbed too, it wasn't motherfucking fair and those motherfuckers were just fucking with everyone now--]

Hey, hivesis.

THERE A MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM?

[frogst]

[ She thought it was fair. If anything it helped ease some of her guilt, made her feel her karmic scale was a little more balanced.

She offers a small, kind smile, setting aside what she's been picking up as she approaches. ]

Well, sort of. It just seems like the milk put you in a pretty bad mood, so I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help.

[miraculls]

Only way to motherfuckin' help

IS TO MAKE ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ATROCIOUSNESS STOP.

I ain't wanting see any of my friends get hurt no more.

AND I BE MOTHERFUCKIN' TIRED OF JUST WAITING FOR IT TO END.

[frogst]

I know, I don't like it either. [ She's focusing on keeping her voice calm, even. They've all been taking care of each other since this mess started, and he is no exception. ] I don't think wrecking things here is going to help much, though.

[miraculls]

This? [He swings the bat and smashes it against a chair.]

JUST BE MOTHERFUCKIN' PRACTICE FOR WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS what all be in charge of this mess.

[frogst]

[ Jade jumps a little at that. Okay. As unsure as she feels about this, it's time to be firm. ]

Gamzee, stop it!

[miraculls]

[He stops bashing the chair, but the bat remains swinging loosely in his hands.]

Come on, hivesis. You can't tell me you ain't FRONTING NO SALTY MOTHERFUCKIN' NASTY RAGE at what those motherfuckers be done making all of us do.

[frogst]

I am mad about this! [ Mad doesn't even begin to describe it. ] And it's okay to be angry but- but it's not okay to trash the place like this.

[ She bites her lip, glances at his bat and holds out her hand. ]

Give me that, please.

[miraculls]

[no this is his bat there may be others like it but this one is his!!]

I'll give it all on back to you ONCE I'VE MOTHERFUCKIN' COVERED IT WITH THE BLOOD OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TOWNLEADERS.

Honk.

HONK.

[frogst]

Give it to me.

[miraculls]

AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN' GONNA.

You want it so bad,

THEN COME OVER HERE AND MOTHERFUCKIN' TAKE IT, MOTHERFUCKER.

[sulking a little and clinging onto his bat wow Gamzee when did you turn into Karkat....]