FIC: "Water Wars"
Konbanwa, minnasan I hope everyone out there in Cyberland is doing well! I'm getting ready to head off for the first day of my work week. The weekends go by far too fast. =;.;= But, I've got the BHAFAS Deco Alice Tea Party to look forward to on the 22nd, so that's pretty exciting!
I thought that I would post my fic that I wrote for the "Blind Pic challenge" over at neoragobang here so everyone else could get a read. It was a fun and silly story! Enjoy! =~.^=V
"Water Wars"
By: Miracle Shining (miracleshining)
PAIRING: Eeteuk-centric, Very Ninja!HanTeukHae
RATING: G
GENRE: Humor
LEGAL JUNK: Don't own, just borrowing.
SUMMARY: It started out with a single purchase and "flooded" from there...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Taken from Picture #3 of Eeteuk from the Picture Challenge. Enjoy!
*****
It started out simple enough.
He had found the object while meandering around a little store waiting for Ryeowook to finish making selections for their evening dinner. He had ended up in an aisle containing a series of small, cheaply made toys. Objects that mothers would buy their children just to keep them quiet until they were done with their shopping.
It would have gone unnoticed had it not been for the glint from it's silver painted plastic trigger. He had paused to look at the device before lighting up. He quickly had picked it up and studied it in the package.
It was a small, plastic and in a garish see through orange color. There was a handle inlaid with blue swirls to represent little waves of water. The little plastic cap on the top could be removed to allow for the "ammunition" reload. He hadn't been able to wipe the wicked smile off his face. He scurried to the front and rapidly made his purchase. Ryeowook had questioned him as they walked back to the dorm why he seemed so happy. He had just winked and told the younger he had found something very amusing to do with his time.
And so it began... The Reign of The Great Eeteuk the Soaker.
*****
Eeteuk decided that his first target, er, "volunteer" should be Heechul. He had a great high pitched scream and could flay his arms wildly with the best of them. Eeteuk took the small plastic water pistol and filled it with some very cold water.
He waited motionlessly between Heechul's closet door and one of his favorite coats. The slightly younger man came into the bedroom and began to filter through his many oufits. Heechul found the coat Eeteuk was positioned beside. As he drew the article free from it's confines, Eeteuk fired.
The cold water shot right through Heechul's thin t-shirt and shocked his skin immediately. He let out a yelp and sprang back, trying desperately to brush off the offending cold. He glared upwards as Eeteuk came bounding out, water gun in hand.
"JUNGSU!!" Heechul nearly howled. His only response was Eeteuk's bright laughter disappearing down the hallway.
*****
Sungmin turned out to be a relatively easy target,er, "volunteer". Eeteuk waited for what seemed like hours as Sungmin scurried around the kitchen. He was in the midst of peeling apples when Eeteuk laid down on his stomach and began to slither silently across the kitchen tiles.
In stealth mode, the sneaky leader went unnoticed as he maneuvered like a snake around a nearby barstool. He kept his elbows low to the ground and waited while Sungmin finished washing the fruit. The young man was wearing a pair of loose fitting shorts that exposed his slender legs. Eeteuk stuck his tongue between his teeth and aimed.
The water shot from the tip and struck with sudden force. Sungmin nearly shrieked at the chill and immediately scanned to see if Heechul's cat had stuck his wet nose against his leg. He blinked in owlish surprise when he didn't see anyone. Sungmin glanced around to see a pair of socked feet vanish around the corner.
"Teukie-hyung?" Sungmin questioned curiously.
*****
Yesung was sitting on his chair minding his own business the day the dreaded flood from above occurred. He was reading silently and trying to memorize some of the new Japanese lyrics for KRY's upcoming performance. The words weren't sticking as well as he would have liked.
Yesung sighed softly, paying no attention to the quiet padding behind him. He allowed his head to lean back and closed his eyes. He was completely unaware of his assailant stalking him slowly.
Eeteuk had been waiting for Yesung to let his guard down. He knew that the younger member was going to be a particularly hard target. The youth had reflexes as sharp as a whip and he didn't want to risk getting hammered by one of his fists.
Carefully, he approached and held his precious water gun high above Yesung. With a quick pull of the trigger, water flew out in a sharp stream and landed a bull's eye on Yesung's forehead. The young man's eyes went wide and he almost fell backwards off his chair. His dark eyes went cross as he tried to find his balance. A single droplet of water slipped down his nose. His eyebrow twitched in mild irritation as he could hear an all too familiar snicker from the next room.
".....eeteuk...." he ground out.
*****
Eeteuk decided the best time to catch Shindong was when he was asleep. Their sweet tempered companion had eyes like a hawk and could move as rapidly as one when trying to avoid an unwanted attack of any kind.
Shindong was resting soundly in his bed. The blankets were tucked underneath his chin, the window open slightly for a nice breeze. It had been a long time since he had been able to get a thorough and proper nap. He turned over to face the window, his expression caught in a happy, dream like state.
Eeteuk slowly approached on bare feet. He huddled down at the foot of the bed and held his orange plastic companion in front of his nose. Silently, he rolled up the blanket and sheet to expose two very bare feet. Eeteuk placed the tip of his pistol to the arch of Shindong's foot. Drawing his finger back, he fired.
Shindong sat straight up in bed as he fumbled to try and get at the coldness on his feet. He finally managed to grab his foot and found a spot of water on the sheet of his bed. Despite that, he couldn't help but chuckle as he spied a lock of blonde hair visible at the entryway of his room.
"Jungsu, Jungsu, Jungsu..."
*****
Eeteuk found that getting Donghae and Hankyung was by far the easiest out of his chosen targets, er, "volunteers". The duo were always together and it gave him more opportunity to do battle with his favorite weapon.
Donghae and Hankyung were playing a game of cards when Eeteuk decided to strike. He was standing at the very top of the stairs, watching the twosome. Donghae looked confused as Hankyung tried to explain the rules to a form of poker he had learned. Eeteuk had to bite his lip from laughing as he began to slip down the stairs.
His little orange companion was at his side when he dropped to his hands and knees and made his way behind the couch. He peered over the edge and watched the two shuffling the cards. He raised the water gun upwards and shot off the first round.
Hankyung let out a little yelp and gripped at his neck. He pulled his hand back to find a few little beads of water. Donghae looked at him curiously before he suddenly jumped forward with a shout. He felt around his own neck, finding the same beads on his fingers. He was ready to panic when he heard laughter from behind the couch.
The Chinese man's eyebrow went upwards in slight amusement. He raised his hand to keep Donghae from jumping over the couch. Eeteuk's snickers could be heard as he crawled away from the couch, trying his best to be inconspicuous.
"Teukie?" Donghae questioned.
"I think Jungsu has been having a bit of fun." Hankyung returned.
*****
"REVENGE!" Heechul cried out to the others in the dressing room.
"Revenge?" Kyuhyun asked. "Revenge for what?"
"THE FROZEN HUMILIATION!" Heechul charged.
"What is he talking about?" Kyuhyun questioned some of the others.
"It's nothing." Sungmin said with a smile as he straightened some of the younger man's hair. "Heechul's just upset about a little prank that Eeteuk-hyung has been playing on some of us."
"Prank?"
"Yes. He bought a little water gun a while back and has been shooting some of us with ice cold water. He thinks we don't know it's him."
"But he's not very good at hiding it." Shindong replied, glancing up from his book.
"Well, I'm with Heechul-hyung." Yesung huffed from the couch. "He completely interrupted my Japanese studies and I couldn't focus for the rest of the day."
"Guys, it's just a little bit of cold water. It's not the end of the world." Siwon pointed out from the dressing room mirror.
"You're one to talk, Siwonnie." Heechul nearly growled. "You haven't been shot by him yet! That water has to be a step below frozen."
"If it was that, it wouldn't fire out of a gun..." Kyuhyun began.
"Can it Snarky." Heechul snapped. "I say that we give Jungsu a taste of his own medicine."
"What's going on?"
The group looked up to see Donghae poking his head into the dressing room. Hankyung leaned over him, resting his chin on top of Donghae's head.
"Oh, Heechul and Yesung are apparently planning a coupe against our leader." Siwon replied.
"Why? What did he do?!" Donghae pressed.
"What did he do? What did he do?" Heechul responded.
"Oh, you must have gotten shot with the water gun too?" Hankyung questioned in his accented Korean.
"You mean you were hit too?" Yesung asked.
"Yes, so was Donghae."
"Teukie-hyung can be so weird, can't he?" Donghae smiled brightly.
"Weird or not, I think we need to let him know we've had enough. I think we need to make up for all the little shots of icy cold we've endured."
"Endured?" Shindong questioned. "He only shot us each once."
"REVENGE!"
The rest of the people in the dressing room decided it would be just better to go along with Heechul's plan than argue with a crazy man.
*****
The outdoor concert had went off without a hitch. Everyone was performing at the best of their abilities and spirits were high.
Eeteuk had been enjoying the singing and dancing as well as some light bantering with his fellow members. He also had his favorite little water gun tucked in the waistband of his pants, just hidden underneath his white tank top. He had a list of his next targets, er, "volunteers", starting with their tall Siwon after the concert was done.
The audience was cheering as the group began to do their final bows. Heechul suddenly stepped forward and motioned for the crowd to lower their voices. He turned to Eeteuk and gave a sweet smile.
"Eeteuk, as leader, you've done so much for this group. You've taught us, led us, nursed us when we're sick and even suprised us with a few unexpected 'chilly' thrills."
The blonded man raised an eyebrow at Heechul's curious was of speaking. He noticed how the youth's eyes kept moving from looking at him to somewhere behind him. He tilted his head as Heechul began to step away from him.
"And for that, we have to reward you with the coolest thing we can think of."
Eeteuk wasn't ready for the sudden strike against his back and front. The audience let out a mutual gasp as the Super Junior leader was nearly overwhelmed by two very full buckets of ice filled water. The liquid soaked right into Eeteuk's tanktop and through his jeans. His expression was a mixture of shock and disbelief.
He didn't move as the last trendrils of cold filtered right down into his socks. He remained immobile as his tanktop sealed to his goose pimpled skin. The crowd had fallen into a near morbid silence at the sight of the soaken wet man.
The stillness was broken by Donghae's voice.
"Teukie?" he barely whispered.
Eeteuk turned his head to look at the younger man. He was standing beside Hankyung, who were actually standing behind Yesung. The raven haired man was still holding one of the buckets. He then slowly turned his head to look at the holder of the other bucket. Kyuhyun was blinking, Shindong and Sungmin standing behind him, the young men looking off to the left and trying not to make eye contact.
"Hyung, I didn't have anything to do with this, I swear!" Kyuhyun quickly stuttered out. "Heechul-hyung threatened to do my gaming system harm if I didn't help."
"It's my fault too, hyung." Siwon spoke up from the side of the stage. "I should have stopped them when I found out what was going on."
Eeteuk then turned to look at Heechul standing in front of him. The brunette looked as though he was going to burn just from Eeteuk's glare.
"Jungsu, you know this was a joke right? I mean, to get back at you for the little water gun stunt. You know that, right?"
Eeteuk's lips pursed together and he let his head drop downwards. The audience watched in baited breath as he lifted his hands upwards and settled it at the collar of his white tanktop.
".....i know one thing that's for sure...." Eeteuk said very quietly.
The whole group watched in silence as their leader suddenly threw back his head and let out a bright, joyous laugh. He grabbed the collar of his tanktop and pulled the wet material apart. The fabric fell to the ground. Before the audience could react, he quickly grabbed his orange water pistol from the top of his jeans and aimed right at Heechul. The young man didn't even have time to shout as a stream of even colder water struck him right at the chest.
"I know you guys aren't fast enough for me!" Eeteuk responded brightly.
The fans let out a cheer as Eeteuk began to fire off frozen shots of water. All the group scattered, laughing instead of shouting this time around. He ran out of ammo just when Donghae and Hankyung got to him. The duo trapped him in a wet hug. He smiled at all his friends, even at Heechul who was still cursing a little under his breath, though he was grinning.
The audience cheered even louder as Eeteuk spun the water gun between his fingers. He let out a shout to everyone around him.
"I AM THE GREAT EETEUK THE SOAKER!"
And no one could argue that point.
END.
I thought that I would post my fic that I wrote for the "Blind Pic challenge" over at neoragobang here so everyone else could get a read. It was a fun and silly story! Enjoy! =~.^=V
"Water Wars"
By: Miracle Shining (miracleshining)
PAIRING: Eeteuk-centric, Very Ninja!HanTeukHae
RATING: G
GENRE: Humor
LEGAL JUNK: Don't own, just borrowing.
SUMMARY: It started out with a single purchase and "flooded" from there...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Taken from Picture #3 of Eeteuk from the Picture Challenge. Enjoy!
*****
It started out simple enough.
He had found the object while meandering around a little store waiting for Ryeowook to finish making selections for their evening dinner. He had ended up in an aisle containing a series of small, cheaply made toys. Objects that mothers would buy their children just to keep them quiet until they were done with their shopping.
It would have gone unnoticed had it not been for the glint from it's silver painted plastic trigger. He had paused to look at the device before lighting up. He quickly had picked it up and studied it in the package.
It was a small, plastic and in a garish see through orange color. There was a handle inlaid with blue swirls to represent little waves of water. The little plastic cap on the top could be removed to allow for the "ammunition" reload. He hadn't been able to wipe the wicked smile off his face. He scurried to the front and rapidly made his purchase. Ryeowook had questioned him as they walked back to the dorm why he seemed so happy. He had just winked and told the younger he had found something very amusing to do with his time.
And so it began... The Reign of The Great Eeteuk the Soaker.
*****
Eeteuk decided that his first target, er, "volunteer" should be Heechul. He had a great high pitched scream and could flay his arms wildly with the best of them. Eeteuk took the small plastic water pistol and filled it with some very cold water.
He waited motionlessly between Heechul's closet door and one of his favorite coats. The slightly younger man came into the bedroom and began to filter through his many oufits. Heechul found the coat Eeteuk was positioned beside. As he drew the article free from it's confines, Eeteuk fired.
The cold water shot right through Heechul's thin t-shirt and shocked his skin immediately. He let out a yelp and sprang back, trying desperately to brush off the offending cold. He glared upwards as Eeteuk came bounding out, water gun in hand.
"JUNGSU!!" Heechul nearly howled. His only response was Eeteuk's bright laughter disappearing down the hallway.
*****
Sungmin turned out to be a relatively easy target,er, "volunteer". Eeteuk waited for what seemed like hours as Sungmin scurried around the kitchen. He was in the midst of peeling apples when Eeteuk laid down on his stomach and began to slither silently across the kitchen tiles.
In stealth mode, the sneaky leader went unnoticed as he maneuvered like a snake around a nearby barstool. He kept his elbows low to the ground and waited while Sungmin finished washing the fruit. The young man was wearing a pair of loose fitting shorts that exposed his slender legs. Eeteuk stuck his tongue between his teeth and aimed.
The water shot from the tip and struck with sudden force. Sungmin nearly shrieked at the chill and immediately scanned to see if Heechul's cat had stuck his wet nose against his leg. He blinked in owlish surprise when he didn't see anyone. Sungmin glanced around to see a pair of socked feet vanish around the corner.
"Teukie-hyung?" Sungmin questioned curiously.
*****
Yesung was sitting on his chair minding his own business the day the dreaded flood from above occurred. He was reading silently and trying to memorize some of the new Japanese lyrics for KRY's upcoming performance. The words weren't sticking as well as he would have liked.
Yesung sighed softly, paying no attention to the quiet padding behind him. He allowed his head to lean back and closed his eyes. He was completely unaware of his assailant stalking him slowly.
Eeteuk had been waiting for Yesung to let his guard down. He knew that the younger member was going to be a particularly hard target. The youth had reflexes as sharp as a whip and he didn't want to risk getting hammered by one of his fists.
Carefully, he approached and held his precious water gun high above Yesung. With a quick pull of the trigger, water flew out in a sharp stream and landed a bull's eye on Yesung's forehead. The young man's eyes went wide and he almost fell backwards off his chair. His dark eyes went cross as he tried to find his balance. A single droplet of water slipped down his nose. His eyebrow twitched in mild irritation as he could hear an all too familiar snicker from the next room.
".....eeteuk...." he ground out.
*****
Eeteuk decided the best time to catch Shindong was when he was asleep. Their sweet tempered companion had eyes like a hawk and could move as rapidly as one when trying to avoid an unwanted attack of any kind.
Shindong was resting soundly in his bed. The blankets were tucked underneath his chin, the window open slightly for a nice breeze. It had been a long time since he had been able to get a thorough and proper nap. He turned over to face the window, his expression caught in a happy, dream like state.
Eeteuk slowly approached on bare feet. He huddled down at the foot of the bed and held his orange plastic companion in front of his nose. Silently, he rolled up the blanket and sheet to expose two very bare feet. Eeteuk placed the tip of his pistol to the arch of Shindong's foot. Drawing his finger back, he fired.
Shindong sat straight up in bed as he fumbled to try and get at the coldness on his feet. He finally managed to grab his foot and found a spot of water on the sheet of his bed. Despite that, he couldn't help but chuckle as he spied a lock of blonde hair visible at the entryway of his room.
"Jungsu, Jungsu, Jungsu..."
*****
Eeteuk found that getting Donghae and Hankyung was by far the easiest out of his chosen targets, er, "volunteers". The duo were always together and it gave him more opportunity to do battle with his favorite weapon.
Donghae and Hankyung were playing a game of cards when Eeteuk decided to strike. He was standing at the very top of the stairs, watching the twosome. Donghae looked confused as Hankyung tried to explain the rules to a form of poker he had learned. Eeteuk had to bite his lip from laughing as he began to slip down the stairs.
His little orange companion was at his side when he dropped to his hands and knees and made his way behind the couch. He peered over the edge and watched the two shuffling the cards. He raised the water gun upwards and shot off the first round.
Hankyung let out a little yelp and gripped at his neck. He pulled his hand back to find a few little beads of water. Donghae looked at him curiously before he suddenly jumped forward with a shout. He felt around his own neck, finding the same beads on his fingers. He was ready to panic when he heard laughter from behind the couch.
The Chinese man's eyebrow went upwards in slight amusement. He raised his hand to keep Donghae from jumping over the couch. Eeteuk's snickers could be heard as he crawled away from the couch, trying his best to be inconspicuous.
"Teukie?" Donghae questioned.
"I think Jungsu has been having a bit of fun." Hankyung returned.
*****
"REVENGE!" Heechul cried out to the others in the dressing room.
"Revenge?" Kyuhyun asked. "Revenge for what?"
"THE FROZEN HUMILIATION!" Heechul charged.
"What is he talking about?" Kyuhyun questioned some of the others.
"It's nothing." Sungmin said with a smile as he straightened some of the younger man's hair. "Heechul's just upset about a little prank that Eeteuk-hyung has been playing on some of us."
"Prank?"
"Yes. He bought a little water gun a while back and has been shooting some of us with ice cold water. He thinks we don't know it's him."
"But he's not very good at hiding it." Shindong replied, glancing up from his book.
"Well, I'm with Heechul-hyung." Yesung huffed from the couch. "He completely interrupted my Japanese studies and I couldn't focus for the rest of the day."
"Guys, it's just a little bit of cold water. It's not the end of the world." Siwon pointed out from the dressing room mirror.
"You're one to talk, Siwonnie." Heechul nearly growled. "You haven't been shot by him yet! That water has to be a step below frozen."
"If it was that, it wouldn't fire out of a gun..." Kyuhyun began.
"Can it Snarky." Heechul snapped. "I say that we give Jungsu a taste of his own medicine."
"What's going on?"
The group looked up to see Donghae poking his head into the dressing room. Hankyung leaned over him, resting his chin on top of Donghae's head.
"Oh, Heechul and Yesung are apparently planning a coupe against our leader." Siwon replied.
"Why? What did he do?!" Donghae pressed.
"What did he do? What did he do?" Heechul responded.
"Oh, you must have gotten shot with the water gun too?" Hankyung questioned in his accented Korean.
"You mean you were hit too?" Yesung asked.
"Yes, so was Donghae."
"Teukie-hyung can be so weird, can't he?" Donghae smiled brightly.
"Weird or not, I think we need to let him know we've had enough. I think we need to make up for all the little shots of icy cold we've endured."
"Endured?" Shindong questioned. "He only shot us each once."
"REVENGE!"
The rest of the people in the dressing room decided it would be just better to go along with Heechul's plan than argue with a crazy man.
*****
The outdoor concert had went off without a hitch. Everyone was performing at the best of their abilities and spirits were high.
Eeteuk had been enjoying the singing and dancing as well as some light bantering with his fellow members. He also had his favorite little water gun tucked in the waistband of his pants, just hidden underneath his white tank top. He had a list of his next targets, er, "volunteers", starting with their tall Siwon after the concert was done.
The audience was cheering as the group began to do their final bows. Heechul suddenly stepped forward and motioned for the crowd to lower their voices. He turned to Eeteuk and gave a sweet smile.
"Eeteuk, as leader, you've done so much for this group. You've taught us, led us, nursed us when we're sick and even suprised us with a few unexpected 'chilly' thrills."
The blonded man raised an eyebrow at Heechul's curious was of speaking. He noticed how the youth's eyes kept moving from looking at him to somewhere behind him. He tilted his head as Heechul began to step away from him.
"And for that, we have to reward you with the coolest thing we can think of."
Eeteuk wasn't ready for the sudden strike against his back and front. The audience let out a mutual gasp as the Super Junior leader was nearly overwhelmed by two very full buckets of ice filled water. The liquid soaked right into Eeteuk's tanktop and through his jeans. His expression was a mixture of shock and disbelief.
He didn't move as the last trendrils of cold filtered right down into his socks. He remained immobile as his tanktop sealed to his goose pimpled skin. The crowd had fallen into a near morbid silence at the sight of the soaken wet man.
The stillness was broken by Donghae's voice.
"Teukie?" he barely whispered.
Eeteuk turned his head to look at the younger man. He was standing beside Hankyung, who were actually standing behind Yesung. The raven haired man was still holding one of the buckets. He then slowly turned his head to look at the holder of the other bucket. Kyuhyun was blinking, Shindong and Sungmin standing behind him, the young men looking off to the left and trying not to make eye contact.
"Hyung, I didn't have anything to do with this, I swear!" Kyuhyun quickly stuttered out. "Heechul-hyung threatened to do my gaming system harm if I didn't help."
"It's my fault too, hyung." Siwon spoke up from the side of the stage. "I should have stopped them when I found out what was going on."
Eeteuk then turned to look at Heechul standing in front of him. The brunette looked as though he was going to burn just from Eeteuk's glare.
"Jungsu, you know this was a joke right? I mean, to get back at you for the little water gun stunt. You know that, right?"
Eeteuk's lips pursed together and he let his head drop downwards. The audience watched in baited breath as he lifted his hands upwards and settled it at the collar of his white tanktop.
".....i know one thing that's for sure...." Eeteuk said very quietly.
The whole group watched in silence as their leader suddenly threw back his head and let out a bright, joyous laugh. He grabbed the collar of his tanktop and pulled the wet material apart. The fabric fell to the ground. Before the audience could react, he quickly grabbed his orange water pistol from the top of his jeans and aimed right at Heechul. The young man didn't even have time to shout as a stream of even colder water struck him right at the chest.
"I know you guys aren't fast enough for me!" Eeteuk responded brightly.
The fans let out a cheer as Eeteuk began to fire off frozen shots of water. All the group scattered, laughing instead of shouting this time around. He ran out of ammo just when Donghae and Hankyung got to him. The duo trapped him in a wet hug. He smiled at all his friends, even at Heechul who was still cursing a little under his breath, though he was grinning.
The audience cheered even louder as Eeteuk spun the water gun between his fingers. He let out a shout to everyone around him.
"I AM THE GREAT EETEUK THE SOAKER!"
And no one could argue that point.
END.