To Whom It May Concern: Ahem...

Feb 18, 2010 16:50

Dear Old Man Winter,

I am writing this note to let you know I've figured you out. I know the whole conspiracy and that you're in cahoots with Jack Frost and that damn Groundhog. I know what you're planning and don't think I won't let the rest of the world know also!

Nevertheless, though I am fond of the color white, I have grown tired of this particular landscape. The trees are getting boring, I can't even see the ice on them any more. Our Santa Clause, Reindeer and Christmas Tree as still glued to the ground and it's almost the end of February.

You see, I really need a visit from your sister, Miss Spring. She's a pretty lady that has lots of colors and a touch of allergies on the side.

That aside, I have a brand new pink and yellow sweater dress from "Liz Lisa" coming from Ebay and a set of platform sandals that I would greatly appreciate using during this decade. My four bikinis are very sad in my drawer without a swimming pool to lounge by.

In other words, Old Man Winter, pay your dues and head out! We've had enough of you in 2010 already. Don't worry, we'll be seeing you again in December but for now, how about sending that Sexy Spring out for the time being?

Sincerely,

A Summer Starved Miracle

P.S. This post was brought to you by the letter Z, which I want to be doing right now! XP

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