It has been a hard week and I have been in many unpleasant situations

[miraclejones]

But here's this month's short story for our show:

"A Tense Situation and a Chainsaw"

I wrote this story based on three fun samples that Goodman Carter and I came up with:  the "aaaaaa aaaaa aa aaa AH" from Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song," a chainsaw, and sleigh bells.