Mar 09, 2008 16:00
I took a shower and it was so nice. I wish I was more of a regular bather, but whatcha gonna do. Then it wouldn't be as satisfying when I eventually do get to wash away all my grime and sins.
I'm at Sara's house. She has a nosebleed and is cleaning out her closet and giving me silly things to take home. Hello Kitty shorts = yes!
My mom is going to drop off some potted plants here so I can take them home with me. I told her I was going to be here for a while, Sara and I were supposed to make a terrarium for my hermit crabs. We're not though. I'm on the internet, cause I miss it. Sara's cleaning because she wants to. Her sister is a few minutes away, coming home for spring break. She lives in Houston, going to med school. She just got married. She's bringing her kittens, too, and her husband.
What should I do with my life? Something with travel? I could be a stewardess/flight attendant since they don't have such up tight rules anymore about what you can weigh, the color of your hair, pantyhouse, etc. I think you still can't wear glasses, since it makes people nervous EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT THE ONES FLYING THE PLANE. But whatever. Can someone confirm or debunk that? Have you ever seen a steward/ess in glasses?
Or I could "spread Christ's love" by teaching "conversational English" in various places around the world. I'm probably a poor candidate for this but it just seems like a cool gig. To get to travel all the time. They advertise on facebook, though, so it's probably a scam. You show up, just wanting to help people and BAM! You get raped by a bull elephant instead of a job interview while twenty select Japanese businessmen watch. It happens.
Not to knock on the Japanese businessmen so much. They get a bad rap.
I have a bunch of sweet-ass breads in my house now. Pita, naan, sourdough, gyro bread, some raisin-nut hippie thing. It's heaven.