Yesung hyung....
Title: Hyung, you’re a married man!
Rating: PG
Genre: Lovey-dovey romance between the "man & wife", humor, cute
Pairing: Yejoong, Kangteuk parents (same old XD)
Notes: Sequel of Hyung…..I can’t sleep. Innocent Siwon being stupid and Yesung finally decided to play the game after got a headache for a few hours, bwahahah~~
After a few times, Siwon finally regain his normal sleeping condition and that leads to him being all the more healthy day by day, thanks to Leeteuk’s story-telling method. The other boys just glad Siwon finally normal again.
However, Siwon also has something in mind lately. Luckily it doesn’t disturb his sleeping habit at all.
One day, he sees Yesung reading the newspaper in the living room all alone and Siwon decided to ask his hyung.
“Hyung”
Yesung looks up. “Oh, you’re back, Siwon-ah. How’s the shooting today?”
Siwon smiled. “All well, hyung……although the main actor suddenly felt stomachache and we’d have to skip his part until he recovered. Troublesome….”
Yesung laughs a bit. “Well, he might have eaten something bad!”
“Um….can I ask you something, hyung?” Siwon asks suddenly. Yesung lifts an eyebrow and pats the couch in his left. “Sure. Come, sit down first” Siwon sits in the spot Yesung has patted and twiddles his thumbs carefully. Yesung almost broke down into a series of giggles at the image of manly Siwon twiddling his thumbs but managed to hold himself.
“Hyung…”
“Yeah?”
“Um……why…..are you here, hyung?”
“What?”
“Why are you here…?”
“Because I don’t have any schedule right now”
“No, that’s not what I mean”
“Then what…..oh, you mean why I become a singer? Well, actually that was because I like singing since I was young…”
“Hyung, that’s not…”
“…..but I won’t become what I am now if not because my mom secretly enrolled me in SME’s audition. That’s why”
“Oh….is that so? Uh, but that’s not what I mean, hyung…”
“No? Oh well, what do you mean then?”
“Why…..hmmm, how should I say it…..why do you…live here? Yeah, that’s it”
“What are you talking about? Of course I have to live here, this is Super Junior’s apartment. Where else I should stay if not here?”
“Yeah, I know that…but why aren’t you staying with your family?”
“Siwon, you know my families are in Cheonan”
“But Jaejoong hyung’s apartment is here in Seoul”
“What is this have to do with Jaejoongie?”
“Well, you guys are married, right?”
“……..what?”
“You and Jaejoong are man and wife, so you should live together. That’s how marriage works, right?”
“…….Siwon, what kind of virus infected you right now?”
“I’m not sick, hyung. I’m just worried, that’s all. You are a married man, you have a wife and a son, you should live together as a happy family....”
“I HAVE WHAT???”
By this time, Eunhyuk enters the room and see a totally rare sight: the usually calm and collected Yesung is holding Siwon’s shoulders tightly and shaking him like crazy while rambling some blurry lines he doesn’t quite catch what, but sounds like ‘holyshitSiwonahwhatthehelliswrongwithyouareyousickagainIthoughtyouhavegotenoughsleepalreadyorareyouhadtoomuchsleepsothatyourbrainissomehowgotshortcircuitedandweneedtodosomesurgery…’ Eunhyuk couldn’t catch the rest but he feels amazed to be able to hear his hyung’s express rambles. Upon seeing Siwon started to feels dizzy wth a red face at the shaking, he quickly moves to help his friend.
“Hyung, stop that! What are you doing?” Yesung stopped his work at Eunhyuk’s voice. “Ah, glad you are here, Hyukkie. I think Siwon here is still sick” Eunhyuk frowns. “If he is sick, why did you shake him like that? Won’t it make him all the more sick?” Yesung sighed and standing up “Actually, I think he’s just being impossible. Take care of him, I think it’s me who is feeling dizzy right now….”
Eunhyuk frowns again, staring at his hyung’s retreating back, then turns to Siwon. “What happened?” Siwon shakes his head for a moment before answers “Hyuk-ah, Yesung hyung shouldn’t live here” Eunhyuk blinks. Some bad thoughts entered his mind in an instant. Did they have a fight and that was what made Yesung upset or angry? But if they did, Siwon doesn’t look like he’s angry. Just…..worried? “Siwon-ah, what do you mean by that?”
Then Siwon proceeds to elaborates what he is actually mean to Eunhyuk.
Some times later, Eunhyuk left the living room in a hurry, all the way holding back his laughter with every single muscle his body has. Once he is in his room, he made a dash to grab his cellphone from the desk and jumps to his bed with a roll, finally laughing like crazy. Laying on his back, he deals a very familiar number, still laughing to the point some tears roll down from his eyes.
“Junsu-ah? Hey listen, I have a very interesting story!”
That evening, the KRY trio and Leeteuk are watching TV together when Yesung’s cellphone ringing. It was from Jaejoong.
“Dear husband, how are you today?”
Yesung stay stilled.
“Dear, are you listening? How was your work? Have you eaten yet?”
“Jaejoong-ah…”
“Yes, dear?”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m checking on my husband of course. Is that a crime?”
“No…eh….ehh?”
“Oh, are you busy right now?”
“No, just watching TV, but…”
“Oh, okay then. I hope you eat well there. Anyway, since you’re not busy, I wanna discuss about Youngsaeng-ah…”
“Youngsaengie? Why?”
“What do you mean why, it’s been a long time since we checked our only son. Dear, why not call him once in a while? I’m sure he’s missing us”
“Wait…..Youngsaeng is WHAT????”
At Yesung’s suddenly raised voice, the three other occupants of the room turn to him with questioning looks. Yesung’s face grew all the more funny (according to the three other boys) the longer he heard Jaejoong’s rambling about baby boy Youngsaeng’s career, health, eating habits, etc.
“Jaejoong-ah, please stop…..stop! Yes, just stop!!! What’s wrong with you??”
Ryeowook, kyuhyun and Leeteuk suddenly found watching Yesung and his phone is far more interesting than the drama they are currently watching.
“……..who said that?”
Yesung continue to listen for a few while before finally ends the conversation with some romantic words that end with ‘Night, love’ and close his cellphone. When he turns his head to the other three, he found them staring at him as if he just grew cat ears and tail. “Hyung….” Kyuhyun starts with a sly grin “Are you and Jaejoong hyung an item now?”
Yesung stayed silent a few minutes. Ryeowook pokes his left hand repeatedly and Leeteuk pinches his cheeks slowly to get their answer.
“Well……I don’t know…….I’ll think about it, that’s not a bad idea, I guess”
“You guess?” Leeteuk snorts. Yesung shots him a quick glare before he left in quick steps. “HYUKJAE!!! SIWON!!! I have something to discuss….”
Meanwhile, at DBSK’s apartment…….
Yunho is staring at Jaejoong with a calm look. He knew what happened and not surprised at all at the “man and wife” phone conversation just now, this is Jaejoong after all and every impossible things could happen with him. Especially since he has been dealing with Jaejoong for more than four years already. Nothing new.
“Yunho-ah….”
Yunho smiled at his friend. “What is it?” Jaejoong started to pace around their living room, a look of worry and confusion in his face. The three youngest Dong Bang’s just staring at him, following the eldest pace with silly grins plastered. “Yunho-ah…..should I call Youngsaengie? My husband said he’ll be fine since he’s a grown boy but I’m just can’t help worried about my baby…”
Yunho rolls his eyes while the other three are burst in unstoppable giggles. At least they are trying their best not to laugh out loud at the Dong Bang’s umma being a real ‘umma’….
In Yesung’s room that night….
…………………
“What do you mean why, it’s been a long time since we checked our only son. Dear, why not call him once in a while? I’m sure he’s missing us”
“Wait…..Youngsaeng is WHAT????”
“Youngsangie is our son. Why are you so surprised?”
“Well……of course I am surprised!! How come he’s my son and you’re my wife??”
”Isn’t it obvious? Baby, you are a grown man, you know about birds and bees…..I ‘m not quite remember myself, but I’m sure something had happened when we were drunk together and that was happened more than three times already”
“…..wha…..”
“Say, you think it’s a good idea if I call Youngsaengie tonight?”
“…..”
“Dear…?”
“Sweetheart, I’m not sure about that. It’s late, why not call him tomorrow?”
“But he might have a busy schedule tomorrow! You are right though, may be he’s asleep already…..it’s 10.30 now…”
“You’re worry too much, he’s a big boy already”
“Of course I’m worried, I’m his umma and when was the last time we have time together with him?”
“Wife, I know you won’t able to sleep if you’re curious. Ok, you can try to call him tonight, but if he’s asleep already, call him tomorrow ok? I’ll call him too”
“If you think it’s a good idea then…”
“…….ok, Jae, that’s it”
“What’s wrong, dear?”
“Jaejoong-ah, please stop…..stop! Yes, just stop!!! What’s wrong with you??”
“What do you mean? I’m fine, dear…”
“…….”
“Like I said, I’m just checking on you. We both have our own works and we are very busy. As your wife, I’m just checking your condition, that’s all.”
“……..who said that?”
“We are artists, of course we are busy. Oh, if you’re talking about our marriage life……Junsu-ah asked me to check you and Youngsaengie since I have to fulfill my duty as a good wife and mother. He’s right, you know. Not to mention Hyukkie-ah and Siwon-ah are worried too. Hyukkie-ah called Junsu-ah this afternoon, said that both him and Siwon-ah are worried since we rarely contact each other and very distant to Youngsaengie lately….
“…….”
“Husband, you hear me? You know I love you so much right?”
“Yeah, I know. I love you too, sweetheart…”
“I’m glad to hear that ♥ Oh, and please, just in case I won’t able to check our baby, can you call him too? I’m sure he’s missing you too”
“Yeah sure, I will call him, don’t worry”
“Thanks, dear. It’s getting late, don’t you have schedules tomorrow? Go to sleep now, ok? Goodnight, husband. I love you~”
“Ok. You should sleep too. Night, love”
“Night~”
Yesung is replaying earlier family conversation with Jaejoong and smiled. May be I could play appa a bit…it’ll be so much easier than Kangin’s role since I only have one boy to worry about and a good and loving wife. Yesung reaches his cellphone and send a quick text meassage to jaejoong.
Wife, I couldn’t contact Youngsaengie earlier, I’ll call him tomorrow, k?
Yesung waited a few minutes before the reply came. So far he knows Jaejoong only sleep at 12 and it seems he still is.
Yunho forbid me to call him too, said that it’s late already. Ok, call me after you called him. Night, Love *kiss*
Will do. *kiss* Sweet dreams, wife.
A second after Yesung closed his cellphone, he nearly topples over his bed when suddenly some hyper boys jump to his bed at the same time. Somehow he feels a tornado will hit Seoul when he sees Heechul, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin and Donghae all grining widely. Shifting his eyes to the door, he sees Kibum and Hankyung smiling a smile Heechul always does when he decided to be sneaky-which is nasty in Yesung’s eyes.
“Yesungie~~” Heechul purrs “Why didn’t you tell us that you and JaeJae are married already?”
“Hyung, I thought we are friends! Don’t keep such a big event a secret!” Shindong pokes Yesung’s cheeks.
“I never dare to think we all gonna see Super Junior’s ‘junior’ so soon….” Kangin pretends to wipe a tear in a very drama-queen manner.
Hankyung snorts. “Kangin-ah…..you will too, eventually. You already have Kibum and Henry as your sons plus Sungmin and Hongki as your daughters….it’s only a matter of time, really” Kangin shots a glare at him. “No! My children are still babies!!!” Kibum rolls his eyes at this. The babies are the girls and Henry since Sungmin still needs his bed time stories……and Hongki and Henry too, when they has a sleepover.
“Hyung, is that mean Youngsaengie is my nephew? Our nephew?? Can I play with him?” Sungmin, jumps up and down the bed excitedly, still hugging his bunny.
“I wanna play with him too! Hyuuuung, why not take him here when he have free time? Come ooooonnn!!!!” Donghae jumps to the spot behind Yesung and hugs his hyung from behind.
In the end, Yesung just let them rambling on and on until they grew tired and sleeping together in tangled limbs inside his room.
TBC~~
I have fun writing this, it’s not everyday I write a silly JaeJae XDDDD
Rating: PG
Genre: Lovey-dovey romance between the "man & wife", humor, cute
Pairing: Yejoong, Kangteuk parents (same old XD)
Notes: Sequel of Hyung…..I can’t sleep. Innocent Siwon being stupid and Yesung finally decided to play the game after got a headache for a few hours, bwahahah~~
After a few times, Siwon finally regain his normal sleeping condition and that leads to him being all the more healthy day by day, thanks to Leeteuk’s story-telling method. The other boys just glad Siwon finally normal again.
However, Siwon also has something in mind lately. Luckily it doesn’t disturb his sleeping habit at all.
One day, he sees Yesung reading the newspaper in the living room all alone and Siwon decided to ask his hyung.
“Hyung”
Yesung looks up. “Oh, you’re back, Siwon-ah. How’s the shooting today?”
Siwon smiled. “All well, hyung……although the main actor suddenly felt stomachache and we’d have to skip his part until he recovered. Troublesome….”
Yesung laughs a bit. “Well, he might have eaten something bad!”
“Um….can I ask you something, hyung?” Siwon asks suddenly. Yesung lifts an eyebrow and pats the couch in his left. “Sure. Come, sit down first” Siwon sits in the spot Yesung has patted and twiddles his thumbs carefully. Yesung almost broke down into a series of giggles at the image of manly Siwon twiddling his thumbs but managed to hold himself.
“Hyung…”
“Yeah?”
“Um……why…..are you here, hyung?”
“What?”
“Why are you here…?”
“Because I don’t have any schedule right now”
“No, that’s not what I mean”
“Then what…..oh, you mean why I become a singer? Well, actually that was because I like singing since I was young…”
“Hyung, that’s not…”
“…..but I won’t become what I am now if not because my mom secretly enrolled me in SME’s audition. That’s why”
“Oh….is that so? Uh, but that’s not what I mean, hyung…”
“No? Oh well, what do you mean then?”
“Why…..hmmm, how should I say it…..why do you…live here? Yeah, that’s it”
“What are you talking about? Of course I have to live here, this is Super Junior’s apartment. Where else I should stay if not here?”
“Yeah, I know that…but why aren’t you staying with your family?”
“Siwon, you know my families are in Cheonan”
“But Jaejoong hyung’s apartment is here in Seoul”
“What is this have to do with Jaejoongie?”
“Well, you guys are married, right?”
“……..what?”
“You and Jaejoong are man and wife, so you should live together. That’s how marriage works, right?”
“…….Siwon, what kind of virus infected you right now?”
“I’m not sick, hyung. I’m just worried, that’s all. You are a married man, you have a wife and a son, you should live together as a happy family....”
“I HAVE WHAT???”
By this time, Eunhyuk enters the room and see a totally rare sight: the usually calm and collected Yesung is holding Siwon’s shoulders tightly and shaking him like crazy while rambling some blurry lines he doesn’t quite catch what, but sounds like ‘holyshitSiwonahwhatthehelliswrongwithyouareyousickagainIthoughtyouhavegotenoughsleepalreadyorareyouhadtoomuchsleepsothatyourbrainissomehowgotshortcircuitedandweneedtodosomesurgery…’ Eunhyuk couldn’t catch the rest but he feels amazed to be able to hear his hyung’s express rambles. Upon seeing Siwon started to feels dizzy wth a red face at the shaking, he quickly moves to help his friend.
“Hyung, stop that! What are you doing?” Yesung stopped his work at Eunhyuk’s voice. “Ah, glad you are here, Hyukkie. I think Siwon here is still sick” Eunhyuk frowns. “If he is sick, why did you shake him like that? Won’t it make him all the more sick?” Yesung sighed and standing up “Actually, I think he’s just being impossible. Take care of him, I think it’s me who is feeling dizzy right now….”
Eunhyuk frowns again, staring at his hyung’s retreating back, then turns to Siwon. “What happened?” Siwon shakes his head for a moment before answers “Hyuk-ah, Yesung hyung shouldn’t live here” Eunhyuk blinks. Some bad thoughts entered his mind in an instant. Did they have a fight and that was what made Yesung upset or angry? But if they did, Siwon doesn’t look like he’s angry. Just…..worried? “Siwon-ah, what do you mean by that?”
Then Siwon proceeds to elaborates what he is actually mean to Eunhyuk.
Some times later, Eunhyuk left the living room in a hurry, all the way holding back his laughter with every single muscle his body has. Once he is in his room, he made a dash to grab his cellphone from the desk and jumps to his bed with a roll, finally laughing like crazy. Laying on his back, he deals a very familiar number, still laughing to the point some tears roll down from his eyes.
“Junsu-ah? Hey listen, I have a very interesting story!”
That evening, the KRY trio and Leeteuk are watching TV together when Yesung’s cellphone ringing. It was from Jaejoong.
“Dear husband, how are you today?”
Yesung stay stilled.
“Dear, are you listening? How was your work? Have you eaten yet?”
“Jaejoong-ah…”
“Yes, dear?”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m checking on my husband of course. Is that a crime?”
“No…eh….ehh?”
“Oh, are you busy right now?”
“No, just watching TV, but…”
“Oh, okay then. I hope you eat well there. Anyway, since you’re not busy, I wanna discuss about Youngsaeng-ah…”
“Youngsaengie? Why?”
“What do you mean why, it’s been a long time since we checked our only son. Dear, why not call him once in a while? I’m sure he’s missing us”
“Wait…..Youngsaeng is WHAT????”
At Yesung’s suddenly raised voice, the three other occupants of the room turn to him with questioning looks. Yesung’s face grew all the more funny (according to the three other boys) the longer he heard Jaejoong’s rambling about baby boy Youngsaeng’s career, health, eating habits, etc.
“Jaejoong-ah, please stop…..stop! Yes, just stop!!! What’s wrong with you??”
Ryeowook, kyuhyun and Leeteuk suddenly found watching Yesung and his phone is far more interesting than the drama they are currently watching.
“……..who said that?”
Yesung continue to listen for a few while before finally ends the conversation with some romantic words that end with ‘Night, love’ and close his cellphone. When he turns his head to the other three, he found them staring at him as if he just grew cat ears and tail. “Hyung….” Kyuhyun starts with a sly grin “Are you and Jaejoong hyung an item now?”
Yesung stayed silent a few minutes. Ryeowook pokes his left hand repeatedly and Leeteuk pinches his cheeks slowly to get their answer.
“Well……I don’t know…….I’ll think about it, that’s not a bad idea, I guess”
“You guess?” Leeteuk snorts. Yesung shots him a quick glare before he left in quick steps. “HYUKJAE!!! SIWON!!! I have something to discuss….”
Meanwhile, at DBSK’s apartment…….
Yunho is staring at Jaejoong with a calm look. He knew what happened and not surprised at all at the “man and wife” phone conversation just now, this is Jaejoong after all and every impossible things could happen with him. Especially since he has been dealing with Jaejoong for more than four years already. Nothing new.
“Yunho-ah….”
Yunho smiled at his friend. “What is it?” Jaejoong started to pace around their living room, a look of worry and confusion in his face. The three youngest Dong Bang’s just staring at him, following the eldest pace with silly grins plastered. “Yunho-ah…..should I call Youngsaengie? My husband said he’ll be fine since he’s a grown boy but I’m just can’t help worried about my baby…”
Yunho rolls his eyes while the other three are burst in unstoppable giggles. At least they are trying their best not to laugh out loud at the Dong Bang’s umma being a real ‘umma’….
In Yesung’s room that night….
…………………
“What do you mean why, it’s been a long time since we checked our only son. Dear, why not call him once in a while? I’m sure he’s missing us”
“Wait…..Youngsaeng is WHAT????”
“Youngsangie is our son. Why are you so surprised?”
“Well……of course I am surprised!! How come he’s my son and you’re my wife??”
”Isn’t it obvious? Baby, you are a grown man, you know about birds and bees…..I ‘m not quite remember myself, but I’m sure something had happened when we were drunk together and that was happened more than three times already”
“…..wha…..”
“Say, you think it’s a good idea if I call Youngsaengie tonight?”
“…..”
“Dear…?”
“Sweetheart, I’m not sure about that. It’s late, why not call him tomorrow?”
“But he might have a busy schedule tomorrow! You are right though, may be he’s asleep already…..it’s 10.30 now…”
“You’re worry too much, he’s a big boy already”
“Of course I’m worried, I’m his umma and when was the last time we have time together with him?”
“Wife, I know you won’t able to sleep if you’re curious. Ok, you can try to call him tonight, but if he’s asleep already, call him tomorrow ok? I’ll call him too”
“If you think it’s a good idea then…”
“…….ok, Jae, that’s it”
“What’s wrong, dear?”
“Jaejoong-ah, please stop…..stop! Yes, just stop!!! What’s wrong with you??”
“What do you mean? I’m fine, dear…”
“…….”
“Like I said, I’m just checking on you. We both have our own works and we are very busy. As your wife, I’m just checking your condition, that’s all.”
“……..who said that?”
“We are artists, of course we are busy. Oh, if you’re talking about our marriage life……Junsu-ah asked me to check you and Youngsaengie since I have to fulfill my duty as a good wife and mother. He’s right, you know. Not to mention Hyukkie-ah and Siwon-ah are worried too. Hyukkie-ah called Junsu-ah this afternoon, said that both him and Siwon-ah are worried since we rarely contact each other and very distant to Youngsaengie lately….
“…….”
“Husband, you hear me? You know I love you so much right?”
“Yeah, I know. I love you too, sweetheart…”
“I’m glad to hear that ♥ Oh, and please, just in case I won’t able to check our baby, can you call him too? I’m sure he’s missing you too”
“Yeah sure, I will call him, don’t worry”
“Thanks, dear. It’s getting late, don’t you have schedules tomorrow? Go to sleep now, ok? Goodnight, husband. I love you~”
“Ok. You should sleep too. Night, love”
“Night~”
Yesung is replaying earlier family conversation with Jaejoong and smiled. May be I could play appa a bit…it’ll be so much easier than Kangin’s role since I only have one boy to worry about and a good and loving wife. Yesung reaches his cellphone and send a quick text meassage to jaejoong.
Wife, I couldn’t contact Youngsaengie earlier, I’ll call him tomorrow, k?
Yesung waited a few minutes before the reply came. So far he knows Jaejoong only sleep at 12 and it seems he still is.
Yunho forbid me to call him too, said that it’s late already. Ok, call me after you called him. Night, Love *kiss*
Will do. *kiss* Sweet dreams, wife.
A second after Yesung closed his cellphone, he nearly topples over his bed when suddenly some hyper boys jump to his bed at the same time. Somehow he feels a tornado will hit Seoul when he sees Heechul, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin and Donghae all grining widely. Shifting his eyes to the door, he sees Kibum and Hankyung smiling a smile Heechul always does when he decided to be sneaky-which is nasty in Yesung’s eyes.
“Yesungie~~” Heechul purrs “Why didn’t you tell us that you and JaeJae are married already?”
“Hyung, I thought we are friends! Don’t keep such a big event a secret!” Shindong pokes Yesung’s cheeks.
“I never dare to think we all gonna see Super Junior’s ‘junior’ so soon….” Kangin pretends to wipe a tear in a very drama-queen manner.
Hankyung snorts. “Kangin-ah…..you will too, eventually. You already have Kibum and Henry as your sons plus Sungmin and Hongki as your daughters….it’s only a matter of time, really” Kangin shots a glare at him. “No! My children are still babies!!!” Kibum rolls his eyes at this. The babies are the girls and Henry since Sungmin still needs his bed time stories……and Hongki and Henry too, when they has a sleepover.
“Hyung, is that mean Youngsaengie is my nephew? Our nephew?? Can I play with him?” Sungmin, jumps up and down the bed excitedly, still hugging his bunny.
“I wanna play with him too! Hyuuuung, why not take him here when he have free time? Come ooooonnn!!!!” Donghae jumps to the spot behind Yesung and hugs his hyung from behind.
In the end, Yesung just let them rambling on and on until they grew tired and sleeping together in tangled limbs inside his room.
TBC~~
I have fun writing this, it’s not everyday I write a silly JaeJae XDDDD