open your wallet and i'll tell you the secrets of the world
so. europe.
since i've been here i have learned many things:
1. it is always wet here. if it's not wet... something is wrong.
2. everyone drinks. it's just an unspoken rule.
3. the american girls are not well liked by the welsh girls. we take their boys.
4. everyone is permently recovering from the night before.
5. spitting in public is looked down upon. damn damn damn... to bad for them, i suppose. i will continue to do so.
6. second hand smoke is hard to avoid. people come out of the womb smoking.
7. there's nothing wrong with going home with someone the first night they're in your country. and then going home with a welshie the next night.
8. castles are neat.
yeah. that's all i've got right now.
write me letters.
cause i like them.
since i've been here i have learned many things:
1. it is always wet here. if it's not wet... something is wrong.
2. everyone drinks. it's just an unspoken rule.
3. the american girls are not well liked by the welsh girls. we take their boys.
4. everyone is permently recovering from the night before.
5. spitting in public is looked down upon. damn damn damn... to bad for them, i suppose. i will continue to do so.
6. second hand smoke is hard to avoid. people come out of the womb smoking.
7. there's nothing wrong with going home with someone the first night they're in your country. and then going home with a welshie the next night.
8. castles are neat.
yeah. that's all i've got right now.
write me letters.
cause i like them.